User talk:ShortKoop

Welcome, ShortKoop

This is serious. READ IT.

Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.

We realize a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's just the most important info:

• Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable. Further tutorials of use can be found here.
• To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page (Tab at the top that says 'discussion').
• Sign your comments by using four tildes (like this ~~~~)
• These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them. They're here to help; we promise.
• The TJC is the community portal. It's linked to from every page; just look at the top left of the page. Check it daily.
• Use Special:Upload to upload pictures. Be sure to give them meaningful names. Also, do not upload any CP or Bestiality pr0n or you will be b&.
• Feeling social? Enjoy forums? Join here.
• See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else.

---

TKN Bot 07:09, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Hey, thanks for updating my old Fantendo page, I was actually wondering if you wanted to also add a section for this faggot named Meme911, who made this, this and even said that he would destroy the Fantendo website by getting Encyclopedia Dramatica to do it and spam the entire site if they won't let him stay I also suggest looking at the faggot's contributes as well to find more material for a section. Because if it's lulz worthy that he'd write something like this:

“	Welcome to the Female Wedgie Wars! I'm McBallyhoo, and that's Big Top! Anyway, here's how all of are fights go: video game females come in clothes that has pants involved, and wedgie each other until one falls to the ground! Ready? Now, today, we have Peach and Daisy, both from the Mario series! Did you know I come from there as well? Now, let's get started! FIGHT!!! Peach: Well, Daisy, I'd knew it would come down to this. Let's wedgie! Peach lunges at Daisy. Daisy dodges attack by an inch!* Daisy: I think not, Princess Thong! Suddenly, Daisy flips over Peach, and reaches for her underwear. Daisy pulls them over the pink-wearing princess' head, reveal a pink thong! McBallyhoo: Oh, that's gotta hurt! An atomic wedgie... and with a thong! Peach: *takes off underwear from head!* Well, OK! Atomic wedgies don't me, but THIS hurts you! Peach spins behind Daisy and grabs Daisy's underwear. Suddenly, Peach twirls Daisy around and throws her at McBallyhoo's jugding stand.* McBallyhoo: Oooooh, the Spin-N'-Throw Twirl! Now THAT'S a legend! Daisy and Peach: WEDGIE TIME!!! The two princess' rush at each other and grab their undies and reach high! Peach lets go of Daisy's, which smack her bottom harder than an angry parent!* Daisy: *weak, on the floor!* P-Peach... I hired some Boos. Peach: Oh, really? Like some ghosts are gonna work for... EEEEEEE!!! 5 Golden Boos suddenly rip Peach's pants in half, revealing her thong COMPLETLY. The Gold Boos fly in the air, and 6th one grabs a video camera, revealing Peach's butt. Peach cries out in pain as the Boos spank her bottom and pull her undies high in the sky.*	„
— Blog

Sure man. --ShortKoop 20:50, 29 April 2013 (EDT)