User talk:Shannabeannn

Welcome, Shannabeannn

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~Oblique 09:12, 12 December 2011 (CET)

Suicide Watch

That sounds like some pretty serious business about your friend Maddi, do you think we should phone up the local authorities to get her placed in psychiatric care aka "suicide watch"? I know I'd be ~real~ concerned if she wanted to kill herself over "words on a screen", that's pretty serious! Your supposedly her "friend" so I'm guessing you have, or could get her personal information, yes? You should provide it here so we can help her get the care she obviously needs. If we get her placed in psychiatric care we'll also take down her article...fer reals! If you're a ~real~ friend of Maddi you wouldn't even hesitate to help save her life, so go ahead and post her personal information for us! We take suicide threats *VERY* seriously here on ED. *nods* --Onideus 09:38, 12 December 2011 (CET)

Vandalism

	“	Have fun trying to type that all out again :D	„
	—You

ROLLBACK BUTTAN ~Oblique 09:45, 12 December 2011 (CET)

lol -hipcrime 11:56, 12 December 2011 (CET)