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TKN Bot 18:12, 7 March 2013 (EST)

gun control

hi, i see you want to re-write gun control, but have left it unfinished. you are welcome to make a copy in your userspace, and work on it in all one big chunk, then move it over after youve made your changes, but we can't have hacked up drafts of long-standing articles in the main article space, so ive restored it to its previous revisions. i encourage you to work on it, cuz it needs help, so i will paste a draft for you to work on here. -hipcrime 01:22, 23 April 2013 (EDT)

Re: AOTN - I don't see why not although tbh I haven't read it... :D - If you've requested it then some autist will probably pick up on it. Mr.Jonzz 20:03, 30 May 2013 (EDT)
Roger that. 12:58, 7 June 2013 (EDT)
It might actually be wiser to wait another week or so. If you check the talk page I just uploaded a big chunk of new material for it and in the next few days I'm going to be uploading a bunch of more. Seems a bit stupid to feature a half-done article that's going to wind up over-hauled within days of its being featured. --Onideus 13:02, 7 June 2013 (EDT)

offended

idc Mr.Jonzz 20:06, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

RE: AOTN

Thanks for calling my attention to Troll. I see that you already suggested it. Anyways I agree and will AOTN Troll. Would you go ahead and suggest the other article there just so we're doing this properly. Be sure to include a link to an article. Now, once you suggest an AOTN I don't have an issue with you nudging me to have a look and ask for an answer. Frankly sometimes I do forget to look at that page. 16:13, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

I need to stay off the wiki until I have a cup of coffee first. 16:15, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
Almost forgot, Troll is AOTN. 10:16, 2 June 2013 (EDT)

RE:did you know

Thank you! 06:04, 3 June 2013 (EDT)

Also, Jew. 08:53, 3 June 2013 (EDT)

It is funny but I would prefer that we remove it since it just to be on the safe side. Instead we can focus on the article itself. 17:31, 7 June 2013 (EDT)

U Republi-Mad?

I think you are! LOL I love the way that article is going to have every last single Republitard like yourself frothing in spastic anger and hate! ^__^

--Onideus 20:34, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

No it's because it seemed like you were some guy from wikipedia trying to make this site a wikipedia-clone.

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 20:41, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

There Ya Go

That's the way to do it. If you don't like something, don't remove it, improve it. --Onideus 21:40, 8 June 2013 (EDT)

Your Re-edits Racked Up One Retard Already

Check it out:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Talk:Gun_control#ED_User_Dbaggins_EXPOSED.21.21.21

He tried mass baleeting all the sections you redid/edited a few hours ago, before he was eventually exposed as a left-wing gun control advocate. It's likely going to rack up a bunch more attempts to vandalize and delete the sections as more and more butthurt gun control nuts become aware of its existence.  :)

--Onideus 07:43, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

re: gun control

Sorry that I didn't respond yesterday. If I ever forget and you see I am around I have no issue with you hounding me for an answer to your question. 18:10, 9 June 2013 (EDT)

Please take a hint, I'm trying to be nice here

I'm trying to be real nice about this, because some others won't be: STOP TRYING TO MAKE SHITTY MUSIC ARTICLES.

I read over this, and it's exactly what we don't want here on ED. Hell, it's a textbook example of WHY we redirect most music articles to Fat Larry's Band.

To be more explicit for you, we don't give a shit about articles that take a band, post some shit about how gay they are, post shit about how to troll them, then expect us to find it funny. It's not funny because it has ZERO INTERNET RELEVANCE, and trying to get people to manufacture drama is a sign you are trying too hard, which is another reason we don't want shitty music articles.

If you don't want to piss off people with less patience than me and who have control of a banhammer, take a hint and stop this shit now.

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 16:15, 13 June 2013 (EDT)DarkLordTR

Yeah well, the Fat Larry's Band article should be funnier. And why can't you just improve a page, not remove. What Zaiger says

RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 18:40, 13 June 2013 (EDT)

new feature

One Direction is okay. It has most of what an AOTN needs, but I wouldn't use it unless we were in a pinch. Typically we try to use something more topical. Thus the "of the Nao" suffix on everything on our front page. Over the next few days I'll take a look at all the *OTN slated to appear and try to move a few more into contention. Feel free to suggest shit on their respective talks. TylerRosenow 19:53, 24 June 2013 (EDT)