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Only a handfull of people know that Twill got raep. Nobody really talks about it.

It's like the retarded cousin that every family tree has, everyone knows, its just overlooked.

It happened up in Jersey, she was going to meet bonzi_b for his weekly diaper fur session. Being late, as all women always are, She took a shortcut behind the dumpster at Winn Dixie when suddenly out of the shadows OPTIMUS PRIME appeared sporting a spinning full metal jacket hardon. Twill shuddered. She had never seen a rotating mettalic robot cock before. Before she could say anything OPTIMUS PRIME snatched her fat ass up and bent her over the dumpster and brutally raep both her willing albeit tiny holes. It seemed like it was over before it began, and even though she was in severe pain and bleeding from her butthole and stinking vagina, she longed for more of his unlubricated rotating metal rod. Optimus Prime tossed her aside like a rag doll into some piled up garbage and Twills fat thighs quivered as she came for the first time in her adult life. The only other time she had experienced an orgasm was out behind the shed with her uncle that cold Thanksgiving day when she was 12. You know what they say, once black you cant go back right. Well for Twill, it was "Once a whore you always want more.Day after day she walked by that dumpster, reliving the glorious robot raep, hoping for it to happen again. Little did she know that it would happen again, but not like she wanted. You see this time it wasn't Optimus Prime. No, it was BUMBLEBEE! Twill vomited a little in her mouth when she saw him and realized what was coming next. Bumblebee revved his engine, and went straight for Twills crotch. Although Bumblebee was a mid sized muscle car it was like a hotdog being thrown down a hallway. The sound of Bumblees Engine echoed off the distant walls of Twills cunt. In record time he sped down the 1/4 mile long vagina and reached her cervix. Suddenly he hit the brakes and dramatically spun around just before penetrating Twills giant uterus.Bumblebee raced his engine, the sound echoing off Twills cunt walls, carbon monoxide and gasoline fumes filled Twills cavernous stinking fuckhole and permeated her giant tent-like granny pannies, in turn killing lice and crabs that had inhabited her scruffy pubic hair for years. The revving engine quickened and Bumble Bee tore our of Twills fuckhole and into her giant shit stained Granny pannies. He did burnouts up her ass crack leaving skid marks in her underwear that were indistinguishable from Twills stinking shit streaks.Bumble Bee was tired, it had been a long day, he drove the three miles back to twills stinking roast beef flaps and parked near her cervix.

Last Thusrday: Bonzi_b's run down ghetto crack house. 2:37 am EST

"What's that sound?" Bonzi asked. Twill pretended she didnt hear anything. Bumblebee was awake. He needed coffee, and a car wash....As Bonzi put down the crack pipe and reached for his heroin rig Bumblebee suddenly tore out of Twills vagina and raced out the door sending a cloud of burnt rubber and dried up used tampons flying into Bonzis drug den/moms basement. "wha...wat was that?" Bonzi sleepily asked and nodded back out. "Oh nothing" Twill replied wistfully, "Probably just an insect" She inhaled sharply, savoring the sweet smell of burning rubber and gasoline. Memories of that night, on the dumpster with Optimus Prime filled her thoughts and dreams constantly.The sound of the electric can opener reminded her of his rotating metal rod as it drilled into her stinking fuck hole again and again, culminating in an explosive release of hot mayonnaise that ran down her gigantic fat thighs. "Bonzi", she asked tearfully, "Do you have a condom?"

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