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April

Welcome message

who are you and what is your name?  — Preceding comment added by Andelin09 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! 17:24, 20 April 2011

  • wtf i thought this shit was supposed to be anonymous. Hipcrime 17:28, 20 April 2011
    • This is a wiki, not a *chan. Unless sysops choose to delete it, nothing here is gone for good.--Kashiwaba Tomoe 13:25, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
      • what the fuck are you talking about?? Hipcrime 17:51, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
note: i still dont have a fucking clue what this was about. -hipcrime 09:44, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

hello friend

--Halcy 12:21, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Oh you.

Turbogook

I see that you liked my penis enough to keep it. Turbogook 22:31, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

  • i did. :D -hipcrime 18:25, 22 April 2011 (UTC)
  • If that is the case, you should share my penis. So, don't touch your user page! Everyone deserves to see the penis you love so much. Turbogook 08:24, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

HIPCRIME

my lovely gay american friend ily :3 Memeladydeepthroat 23:26, 23 April 2011 (UTC)

August

oh hey there sexy

i see you are teh member of this site TylerRosenow 05:29, 8 August 2011 (UTC)

Woah, woah, woah.

Apparently I knew you were here earlier and left a message.

Maybe I'm retarded... maybe it's Maybelline! 09:22, 16 August 2011 (UTC)

THAT IS OKAY. I LIKE BIG SECRETS. IT IS ALRIGHT WITH ME. MEHEHEHE. 09:15, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

omg

Oh Hippycrime, how I have missed you! My cat had another operation on monday, he is recovering at home. Wuv yoo Snaisybelle 09:41, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

what up

Why you helping me and shit.--Imalegend 10:37, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

  • mmmmmmm thanks then.--Imalegend 11:21, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

Hey

substing templates will get you b&. Knowck it off. Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 12:43, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. Didn't want to see you banned ^^ Equivamptalk(Troll me here) 00:44, 18 August 2011 (UTC)

Well...

At least you seem to have gotten the good sense to wisen the fuck up and join the winning team. Turbogook 18:29, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

  • He is too full of love. He plays for any side that has a positive opinion on cats, so get off your fucking high horse. hipcrime pwns even if he works for Satan. - TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ☺ 19:17, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

dddddd

I am glad you are back. Thanks for everything. <3 Garrett 23:58, 17 August 2011 (UTC)

Privs

Bumped up. Delicious rollback. <3 Garrett 20:01, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

Congrats. --JuniusThaddeus 20:24, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

RE: sup

Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus 22:22, 19 August 2011 (UTC)

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How the hell are you going to say an unused template is a high traffic page? lol TKN 04:48, 20 August 2011 (UTC)

RE:rewrites

it's ok :} -- 08:01, 20 August 2011 (UTC)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THE GOD DAMN {{WELCOME}} TEMPLATE. HOW AND WHY. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 13:28, 20 August 2011 (UTC)

  • I'm sooo sorry. I'm blown. Out of my mind. And the WHOOOLE recent changes -it's you. welcoming the noobs. HOW WHAT?! Are you botting? Is this manual? TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 13:31, 20 August 2011 (UTC)
  • You mean.. like the script for a welcomebot? No can do. i am no good with computar. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 13:34, 20 August 2011 (UTC)

User:Motorcycle

I was told to reply on your talk page. I removed my article abour GregXB3. So I,m I safe now? Motorcycle 00:19, 21 August 2011 (UTC)removed my article. Does that mean I,m safe now?  — Preceding comment added by Motorcycle (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Um

Please, you niggers delete shit off your talk pages all the time, Brian (who looks like he enjoys taking it up the ass, you know, gay?) and Garrett (his girlfriend looks more like a man than a woman and he looks more like a woman than a man, scary that) are the biggest offenders. So, you know what? Pack my balls, jew.

Hipcrime is a gay name anyways. Lots of originality there. Chimpout much?  — Preceding comment added by MyBallsAreLarge (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

iz okay

we are no good at computar. tkn is gewd. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 03:35, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

Stop welcomespamming disregard this

TKN 03:43, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

I actually meant just stop doing so many at once. TKN 03:50, 21 August 2011 (UTC)
And I kinda thought you were welcoming every user that never got a {{Welcome}} TKN 03:52, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

mischief picture

i will replace it when i get my new laptop, which will have the old harddrive, with the picture :)

luff oohh :3 06:08, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

look what I made

ohai

I'm gonna redo the .gif and put it in a Nyan-style video. It'll be the tits. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 08:39, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

Here is the final product boss. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 10:31, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

  • ohai i know you are not good at computar but i was promised pics of casci. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 16:47, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

RE:Nicochi

Thanks, I'm still adding to it. --CastleBravo 09:05, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

Nah that's not what I meant, it's just that there's a lot more to add to that basic article. --CastleBravo 09:16, 21 August 2011 (UTC)

unblocked

niqquh this new ed.ch is STILL unblocked at school. they're bound to notice when they see a whole bunch of goatse in their internet cache... 02:40, 22 August 2011 (UTC)

RE:Dying Alone

I actually noticed that I screwed up after not refreshing the page for about an hour(got sidetracked). I went to fix it myself, but you already did. Thanks for fixing my fuck-up.--HyperPeanut 02:53, 25 August 2011 (UTC)

The Welcome template was the only thing that I blanked on my talk page, but I did get some other useful advice from it. thx--HyperPeanut 03:57, 25 August 2011 (UTC)

You were the link in my new user talk page

I don't exactly WTF to do here, its been years since did anything on this site, i just wanted to alert ED that something pretty sugoi occured kind of under the radar, and most people seem not to have caught on to it yet, but its at least as lulzy as the Jake Brahm flap. There is this dude named Stephen Mcdaniel who was an operatorchan regular who was busted for having his neighbors dismembered torso in his apartment as well as several USB cables full of CP, its a developing story, but the guy is several sheets of acid past the batshit phase. He went under the name Son of Liberty or Sol on operatorchan. Where do I post this info so that interested parties will get to enjoy sharing my lols? EOT

Mr.Cervix

Yeah, I guess the primary links on this one are the operatorchan threads where all of the conspiracy theorist loons at operatorchan are insistent one of their own being busted with CP and a decapitated torso is obviously part of some sort of government conspiracy/frame job (cue laugh track) this is the first thread [2] and here it the 2nd (ongoing) one [3] and for the MSM coverage, just check google news for Stephen Mcdaniel, over 9k links will magically appear. Mcdaniel is pretty much right out of an untalented hollywood sitcom script writer's right wing conspiracy nut stereotype handbook; he looks like the unabomber and is a raving birther. The victim wasn't horribly bad looking from what I've seen, they were both in law school together. I wonder if I should contact the Macon, GA media and let them in on the Mcdaniel/operatorchan connection, it might generate some drama for us watch.  — Preceding comment added by Mr.Cervix (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

UPDATE Aug.29 things have gotten slightly more amusing as operatorchan is now at war with something called "websleuths" [4] the /dmz/ board over there is deleted once a week so if you're looking at this past whatever day a week from now is (forgot how many days in august and i know i could easily look it up, but i'd rather just type a parenthetical remark) that thread is gone. also there is now a SO cash of this event

Her torso was SO trash

Mr.Cervix 09:42, 29 August 2011 (CEST)

IKR

Graet minds think alike. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 23:27, 25 August 2011 (UTC)

The reason I haven't said Hi

Is because I recently had a bar of steel rammed into my frenum (the V part where head meets base) so I could surprise you with cock jewelry. Just kidding, it's not for you. Still, dick piercing. Turbogook 21:29, 26 August 2011 (CEST)

hmm

Do I look like a rapist/murderer? TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 17:37, 28 August 2011 (CEST)

  • Well, I got cross-faded and stayed up all night so I looked like shit this morning. And thought it would be hilarious to make a "rate me" thread on /b/ to see what they'd say. They said things like "if you know where I live i'm giving you 10/10" and started making a shit ton of image macros - the point being that I looked like a murderous rapist. This is not the first time someone has told me this. I still lol'd pretty hard and saved a few. Whatcha think? Rapist murderer?
I will rape and or murder you. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 20:01, 28 August 2011 (CEST)

Hi There

I didn't know you were on here. I have been off ruining myself irl. Good to see you're still alive <3 Dys 08:20, 29 August 2011 (CEST)

  • Doing better. Had to leave school, get dumped by a fiancee, and have an intimate affair with booze. Ooh I'm moving up the street from a gay bar, I will get you dick pics. Dys 08:31, 29 August 2011 (CEST)

fucking sysops

only know fucking three of you. fucking fuck shit. all these new fuckers. fuck!

i am sad. i hardly know you gaiz enemoar :'( 02:12, 30 August 2011 (CEST)

September

Wwccpoo

Wondering what we need to do to get our posts unblocked so we can build on them. I left you a message regarding the same in my talk area below your post. Thank You!  — Preceding comment added by Wwccpoo (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! 00:16, 17 September 2011

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  • Stealing the wifi's, oh yes. ◔ᴗ◔ 05:18, 22 September 2011 (CEST)
    • <3. ◔ᴗ◔ 03:45, 3 October 2011 (CEST)

October

You again.

Argh no IRC template, get on IRC kgo. ◔ᴗ◔ 08:25, 12 October 2011 (CEST)

It's ok.

I still love you. Also get back on IRC. ◔ᴗ◔ 01:55, 16 October 2011 (CEST)

Your opinion on potential sock/meatpuppet activity

You temporarily blocked and reverted the edit of Supersmash43 who had added the YT vids zyU97eg76Lc and zyU97eg76Lc. This month one was added back, zyU97eg76Lc. In the process two others were deleted. I am going to revert this and I think we should converse with User:MegaManSwordMan as to why he has deleted videos without explanation and restored one of the additions you had removed. Ty-cmeal 07:40, 16 October 2011 (CEST)

EDitor

Thanks <3. GET BETTER NOW K? ◔ᴗ◔ 09:51, 17 October 2011 (CEST)

A suggestion

For Template:Saranwrap, not that its likely that it will ever need editing, but simply placing some <includeonly> tags around the code that makes it impossible to edit on said template via the edit button will make it possible to edit via the edit button, if it ever needs to be --Oblique (t) (c) 11:41, 29 October 2011 (CEST)

I SEE YOU

IRC ADVENTURE, GO! ◔ᴗ◔ 02:58, 30 October 2011 (CET)

thx bro

<3 lets hit up ot soon H64 20:48, 30 October 2011 (CET)

November, 2011

RE: template:saranwrap

Done. The user didn't did know that he or she could append ?action=edit to the end of the URl in order to edit it, or he or she simply prefers the edit button. The large images that the template uses prevents the user from using the edit button, so he or she wanted sort "includeonly" tags around the image. "includeonly" tags prevent the stuff it surrounds from being display on the main template page while still displaying that stuff on the pages that the template is transcluded on. --JuniusThaddeus 14:23, 31 October 2011 (CET)

You're welcome. --JuniusThaddeus 04:22, 1 November 2011 (CET)

Erm....

Is this you?
I don't think it is as I am sure you would of at least acknowledged it. What a strange coincidence! - Another n00b 18:53, 9 November 2011 (CET)

yu are my favorite internet

my friends like you

TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 04:30, 18 November 2011 (CET)

orphaned talk page

Flushy flushy. ◔ᴗ◔ 20:53, 20 November 2011 (CET)

Hi bby

Hipcrime/Archive 1 is FIERCE
Hipcrime/Archive 1 is FIERCE

You certainly are :)

Dys 22:08, 20 November 2011 (CET)

  • lol I just walked in the door. Let me at least take off my coat first :P Dys 22:18, 20 November 2011 (CET)

app

I haven't heard back from anyone :(. ◔ᴗ◔ 02:18, 21 November 2011 (CET)

  • IRC. ◔ᴗ◔ 08:42, 21 November 2011 (CET)
  • CRI. ◔ᴗ◔ 19:31, 21 November 2011 (CET)

Good job

Good job flushing these crappy articles (SuperNerdyGeek 16:09, 24 November 2011 (CET)) http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate

hello

NO GAYS--Cunt Destroyer 16:27, 24 November 2011 (CET)

  • oh yeah i forgot. hey i made some of those banners at the header when do i get my royalties.--Cunt Destroyer 16:39, 24 November 2011 (CET)

wait...

the dreamcast article has a section for adding your own names. I thought about doing a section on the black friday article called "ED Users who have survived the chaos of black friday" (too long) but I forgot how to do that. But ok... DeupityNick 20:43, 25 November 2011 (CET) 

       Dude... Why did you do that? Thats kind of a retarded thing to remove names from articles. DeupityNick 00:10, 26 November 2011 (CET)

Hi

You are probably the #1 cause of AIDS related deaths in cali, please get on IRC. <3. ◔ᴗ◔ 20:01, 28 November 2011 (CET)

u gon get aids ♥♥♥ 20:03, 28 November 2011 (CET)

,

TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 22:39, 28 November 2011 (CET)

December, 2011

der

Thanks man

Untitled section

I might need someone to edit it for me (newfag still) ;/  — Preceding comment added by Sheridanm962 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Thanks alot!

Thanks for blocking those spammers. HITLER???? 05:42, 4 December 2011 (CET)

Roflcon

How long are they? Why was I not invited? Ty-cmeal 18:31, 6 December 2011 (CET)

Thank you!

They're trying to get Dalavesta's page stopped on Warcraft because she's a "cornerstone of the RP community." Thanks for helping us make it look less like shit and more like win. At least three dogs appreciate you.

Maja Schmidt

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Maja_Schmidt&diff=307665&oldid=307664 – I'm not sure whether that's the real Maja Schmidt. It could be Grace Saunders impersonating Schmidt, since Grace was the one who originally wrote that article. If it is the real Maja Schmidt, then she gave up trying to delete that article pretty easily. --JuniusThaddeus 00:49, 12 December 2011 (CET)

Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus 00:59, 12 December 2011 (CET)

RE:

Awesome, I will def fix up a bit later. ♥♥♥ 22:51, 15 December 2011 (CET)

How odd?

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=Daniel_Brandt&diff=309903&oldid=309862

It actually isn't odd. The article was deleted and protected from recreation at the time, so basically, REDACTED simply removed a red link. --JuniusThaddeus 14:17, 17 December 2011 (CET)

You're welcome. --JuniusThaddeus 15:05, 17 December 2011 (CET)

shirt

Yeah sure :) --zaiger (talk) 17:57, 17 December 2011 (CET)

RE: Digitilsoul redirect

Alright. Thanks. --JuniusThaddeus 03:21, 27 December 2011 (CET)

Re: user page

Hey, thanks. It's been awhile since I've been on ED so I forgot how to do it manually. Lord Tony 23:31, 27 December 2011 (CET)

Abt the Preytor

It was correctly tagged. The author is the one who blanked it because it got tagged. Stlson 23:56, 27 December 2011 (CET)

I don't have Ops enabled yet, good 2 see you again 2 :) Stlson 11:15, 28 December 2011 (CET)

teh preytor

I am afraid I don't know anything about Preytor =( I cannot help it. TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 15:06, 28 December 2011 (CET)

Sittin On Tha Toilet

So should I publish the article?

--MegaManSwordMan 02:33, 29 December 2011 (CET)

What you did there, I saw it.

HEY THERE!
Hey, Hipcrime/Archive 1! I saw what you did with banning that white knight.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

Stlson 14:54, 29 December 2011 (CET)

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