User talk:MikeMagay

Welcome, MikeMagay

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-hipcrime 07:18, 3 February 2012 (EST)

Agent Smith

greetings. welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica. this edit is not what we are looking for. also, i have prettied up your userpage for you. :D -hipcrime 07:23, 3 February 2012 (EST)

your ban

is for one month. :D -hipcrime 07:39, 3 February 2012 (EST)

your new article

your new article was irredeemable so i have moved it here for you to work on when your ban expires. <3 -hipcrime 07:42, 3 February 2012 (EST)

MikeMagay 07:57, 3 February 2012 (EST)You're too kind

MikeMagay 07:58, 3 February 2012 (EST) calm the fuck down big brother