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I wouldn't call it vandalism as much as I would call it GTFO.--DrSerbia 22:50, 30 October 2011 (CET)
You seem very upset. --KrouseMD 23:01, 30 October 2011 (CET)
~You are the one upset... Are you still on skype? I know you have a youtube kiddo.
Hi Atlus. You make a Youtube account, claim it's mine, use it to sperg out all over my actual channels, and put it on my article and somehow I'm the one whose upset? lol --KrouseMD 19:00, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
Strange thing
SOMEBODY RESOLVE THIS SHIT....
I just noticed nearly half your edits are reverts of me, with 12 out of 29 edits being so. Should I be flattered? - Another n00b 20:06, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Because the less frequently it is used, the more humourous it becomes when shock humour does appear. And say for example, if I removed illegal kiddie porn, would that count as vandalism and therefore be suitably reverted? Because it would with your logic was to come into play. - Another n00b 20:18, 9 November 2011 (CET)
CP is illegal so of course it wouldn't be reverted if removed. You clearly don't have a grasp on how ED works. But seeing as how you're a closet furry who came from unfunnypedia, I can't say I'm surprised. Also,
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That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
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Yeah, because there's nothing funnier than a whole paragraph which contains only one sentence about niggers and two four year-old youtube videos. ED QUALITY
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Yeah that's some real sound rationel for removing content from articles. --KrouseMD 20:32, 9 November 2011 (CET)
I can see what you're doing, trying to tug at my strings eh?
I love how you believe that I haven't read ED policy, considering I mention it constantly when removing strikethroughs. But yeah, I do agree with you by saying that uncyclopedia is unfunny as fuck. - Another n00b 20:36, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Well if you've read ED policy as you claim, why do you continue to remove content from articles, based on your personalopinions? ED isn't your soapbox/personal army. --KrouseMD 20:42, 9 November 2011 (CET)
> ED isn't your soapbox/personal army
No shit, sherlock (I wouldn't have this shit if it was, I'm not stupid). I just guess ED is a site where you need to leave your brain and common sense at the door, like a really bad exploitation film. - Another n00b 20:49, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Yeah, because there's nothing funnier than a whole paragraph which contains only one sentence about niggers and two four year-old youtube videos. ED QUALITY
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Sounds awful soapbox-y. --KrouseMD 20:55, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Listen dickwad, I'm not easily offended. I may not be suited to the constant onslaught of utter faggotry that spews out of the hell-hole of ED, but that doesn't stop me from trying to abide by the ED Improvement Drive. As anyone with half a brain will tell you, ED is contradicting itself in that it strives for improvement, yet insists on unfunny 13 year-old boyisms that not only tries and fails to be funny, but anyone who browses this shit's intelligence is insulted. Hahaha, because the myth about the jews controlling the media is still the height of hilarity, right? Even though the protocols of the elders of zion where disproven in 1904. Niggers are all dirty? If you believe evolution, we came from them.
This shite is the most idiotic, bigoted, unfunny piece of shit excuse for a website I've ever had the unfortune to come across. The best article on this site is the offended page. The target audience for this site site is 12 year-olds who want their angst-filled, nit-picking, obsessive fix of the insults fag, bitch, whore, emo and retard which they believe are the funniest fucking things ever.
TL;DR just go and fuck off. - Another n00b 21:07, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Judging by your edits and your responses to me, you're clearly very easy to offend and you're probably one spergfest away from having your own ED article detailing your opinionated editing and the lulzy rage that ensues when your vandalism is reverted. If ED makes you THIS buttmad though, you could always go back to getting ass-yaffed by your furfag pals on wikifur. --KrouseMD 21:20, 9 November 2011 (CET)
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I lol'd. Hard. --KrouseMD 21:23, 9 November 2011 (CET)
The reason why I don't like to talk with people online, is that you can't affray the little twerp behind the screen, thinking they're fucking hilarious insulting people on the net. And I'm not even responding to that furfag accusation, I'm scared of editing there now because of it. ED is the kind of shithole that would think writing and article about some basement dweller like me would be a perfect way to spend their time, as 95% of this shit is just pure slander. As well as seeing a lot of these vanity articles are about twelve year-old girls, I'm worried about the sexual prefference of these EDiots as I would call myself a dramatican, because I'm just slowly getting stupider reading it as opposed to completely stupid after already reading it. - Another n00b 21:29, 9 November 2011 (CET)
You are not an EDiot/dramatican by any means. Unfortunatley, you're an opinionated, unfunny, easily riled up, libtard, aspie, closet furfag who doesn't quite understand how ED works. I'm guessing you're also a conspiracyfag who probably masturbates to Alex Jones and thinks BUSH IS TEH ANTICHRIST!!1! since you felt the need to bring up the protocols of the elders of zion. --KrouseMD 21:39, 9 November 2011 (CET)
It's strange you don't believe the protocols of the elders of zion to be shit that someone would not care about, because ED reference "WTF TEH JAWS CONTROL TEH MEDIA LOL" all the fucking time. Also, I wouldn't know that much about american politics, considering I'm not american. - Another n00b 21:43, 9 November 2011 (CET)
And once again, you completely miss the point of ED. Also protip: I can still see the valid point that you ripped from my talkpage via your userpage history. Thus, your userpage had your aspie sperging on it for about 5 seconds before you reverted it. Nice one, Another b00b. Lol'd. --KrouseMD 21:51, 9 November 2011 (CET)
And once again, you completely missed the point of removing content, what started this in the first place. It was just rage 'n' baww, which is the exact reason why I removed it because it was fucking stupid. Oh yes, and "Another_b00b" is the funniest joke I've seen on this s(h)ite all day. And also, try and not repeat yourself as you keep saying the same four points over and over again hoping I'll give up with your idiocy. - Another n00b 21:55, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Well of course you removed your little spergfest from your userpage. You didn't wanna look anymore like a faggot than you already do. Doesn't mean it can't still be seen via page history though. --KrouseMD 21:59, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Please stop refering to it as a "spergfest". Not only does it sound like some sort of strange burger-topping, but I would love to know the exact definition of it. I will assume it is a word you have tried to spit out in this idiotic argument in order to denounce my problems. And I'm not going to put up with it, and just walk away (metaphorically). ED is kind of like a loli school bully, expect you push buttons into it, as opposed to it pushing your buttons. - Another n00b 22:08, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Spergfest, tard rage, retard/aspie getting pissed off and raging. It's all the same thing. Yes, you are a retard (self-admitted, even. lol) whose been getting angry. It's a little late to "walk away" at this point since you've already shown yourself to be a gigantic faggot and a potential lulzcow. Nice rant about McDonalds btw. I especially lol'd at the bit about the fast food chain being
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....A symbol of US dominance and filth. Demonstrative of the idea that an advanced society can exist and thrive without producing goods and services that relate to or possess quality.
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On a side note, your grammatical skills are horrible. --KrouseMD 22:18, 9 November 2011 (CET)
On a side note, I'm tired of arguing. Were not arguing for any particular reason, no purpose, just mindless mumbling. In fact, I think I've gotten a headache from contstantly re-freshing the watchlist in the hopes that you stop masturbating for long enough to make a reply. All in all, fuck you good sir!! - Another n00b 22:22, 9 November 2011 (CET)
>contstantly re-freshing the watchlist in the hopes that you stop masturbating for long enough to make a reply.
Wow, what a truly exciting life you must have. Oh and if you're not an Amerifag, where you from? --KrouseMD 22:28, 9 November 2011 (CET)
I'd like to see what you did in that time. And I don't wish to disclose my location. - Another n00b 22:29, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Your name is Robert Kat and you are from the UK (in or around Woking England). --zaiger(talk) 23:30, 22 November 2011 (CET)
Oh I just made a brief response to your message. You from Asker, Norway by any chance? --KrouseMD 22:32, 9 November 2011 (CET)
I will not answer to that question. And where did you get THAT from? Pulling a name out of a hat? - Another n00b 22:35, 9 November 2011 (CET)
That you? I mean you do use that name everywhere after all. --KrouseMD 22:38, 9 November 2011 (CET)
Certainly not! And I can provide proof.
The account was registered about a year and a half before I started using the another_n00b screename.
You certainly sounded freaked out when you said you refused to answer my question as to whether or not you were from Asker. Oh and you did say
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I wouldn't know that much about american politics, considering I'm not american.
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You didn't really ever imply that you weren't from another country. But I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. I think you were the one who was running out of comebacks though. --KrouseMD 22:51, 9 November 2011 (CET)
BUTTHURTBUTTHURTTROLEDU MD. That is my impression of you. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to ask a question. What the fuck are we arguing about? - Another n00b 22:55, 9 November 2011 (CET)
That was supposed to be me? Only part you got right was "MD". Last I checked this was all in regards to your shitposting/removing large bits of articles. --KrouseMD 22:59, 9 November 2011 (CET)
INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
This page told me so.
Forthelulz 15:24, 10 November 2011 (CET)
For n00bs anyway. Go figure.--KrouseMD 01:22, 11 November 2011 (CET)
I fixed the Onision page. It's now broken down into subpages. ~Tasmænia•Email me!!! 04:23, 23 January 2012 (CET)
Good work. 1000 internets ought to be bestowed upon you. --KrouseMD 15:05, 23 January 2012 (CET)
Yes, I have all of the videos that were deleted. Tell me what videos are not working and I'll be sure to fix it. :) ~Tasmænia•Email me!!! 22:27, 23 January 2012 (CET)
Oh and the onision page needs way more lulz/facts I'll start by adding some right now. ~Tasmænia•Email me!!! 22:28, 23 January 2012 (CET)
Nm, ogawdwutamIwatching? Also, ain't shardlife that Shardax faggot from old ED who white knighted for titty monster? --KrouseMD 01:14, 23 February 2012 (EST)
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All day. erryday. :> --KrouseMD 18:21, 10 June 2013 (EDT)
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