User talk:Hipcrime/MY BEEFCAKE FANTASY, BY HIPCRIME

gay ~Oblique 18:29, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

you were expecting straight? -hipcrime 18:30, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

gayer than gay ~Oblique 18:31, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

sexy as fuck, imo. -hipcrime 18:32, 17 June 2012 (EDT)

i blame Beefcake

i blame Beefcake for encouraging me to publish my diseased fantasies online. now i will never find a job!1 :( -hipcrime 15:23, 1 July 2014 (EDT)

:D

Negative Memory Retrieval 17:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

glad y'all are enjoying my spontaneous writings. :3 -hipcrime 14:08, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

I brought everybody's attention to this. I NEED A REWARD HIPCRIME Tigercommander 14:09, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

i shall reward you with 72 skanks, which is a hell of a lot better than 72 virgins imo, cuz skanks know what they're doing. :^) -hipcrime 21:18, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

Praise be the 'crime. —  VX  21:32, 3 June 2015 (EDT)

:3 -hipcrime 00:28, 4 June 2015 (EDT)