User talk:Hazel Troll

Welcome, Hazel Troll

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TKN Bot 16:57, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

Actual Fucking Troll

An actual troll, not an internet troll, but an actual fucking troll is a new world primate that originate from the Trollsylvania region of Hispaniola.

Actual fucking trolls start out as eggs that the momma troll lays on the asshole of a sleeping unicorn and the papa troll blasts with jizz. The fertilized egg hatches into a small troll neonate that crawls into the asshole of the unicorn. The neonate lives in the ass of the host for sixty to seventy days, before being crapped out.

Young trolls are then pryed out of the unicorn dung by pedophilic trolls looking for an easy lay. After the young trolls rectums fully prolapse, they are placed upon writing implements and sold to humans in bulk quantities.

After the trolls sexually mature, they find a troll mate and then look for a unicorn to host there offspring.

Hey there! We're glad you decided to join the ED crew, it's always good to have another editor. However, you're making a common mistake by making irrelevant unfunny shit articles. It's not a big deal, a lot of new people make the same mistake, but it is something we generally try to discourage. If you want some tips on improvement, try reading your welcome message again (It's got a lot of useful links), reading more articles to get the feel of ED, and reading the Style Guide for help. If you have a question, try asking an admin or the person who left you this message for help.

Zyklon 18:07, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

to clarify, the articles you made are called placeholders. one sentence articles with a zero lulz count. please read the links included in your welcome message, and especially have a look at our prime directive before making more. the few sentences above describing "actual fucking troll" is covered in the article for IRL troll. thank you for contributing to ED. -hipcrime 18:18, 3 September 2012 (EDT)

hi

  Andrés    talk    contribs   18:15, 3 September 2012 (EDT)