User talk:Cyanide Sidney

Welcome

Welcome, Cyanide Sidney

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H64 23:46, 4 August 2011 (UTC)

CEASE YOUR FAGGOTRY

Hey there! We're glad you decided to join the ED crew, it's always good to have another editor. However, you're making a common mistake by making unfunny attack articles about people nobody gives two shits about. It's not a big deal, a lot of new people make the same mistake, but it is something we generally try to discourage. If you want some tips on improvement, try reading your welcome message again (It's got a lot of useful links), reading more articles to get the feel of ED, and reading the Style Guide for help. If you have a question, try asking an admin or the person who left you this message for help.

Making Exhibit B articles will get you banned rather quickly, m'kay? Totensiediefurfag 01:19, 5 August 2011 (UTC)