User talk:Countcordeaux

Welcome, Countcordeaux

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• Colleen • Talk • Contribs • Bot • 02:49, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

haha more like null-set ethics right? Well, first off, I'd suggest to lay low and not go on an editing rampage. This page, user talk, is kind of like facebook's wall, while the user frontpage is more like a status. You'll need to read up on wiki syntax a bit in order to use the site well, but it's pretty easy once you get the gist of it. Then there's IRC, which we use for real-time chat, so get an irc client installed! That would be the best way to get started with the community. Here's the info you'll need:

server: irc.wtfux.net
channel: #cockweasel
port (if asked): 6667

Go there and just say my name, it will automatically ping me, and if you ever don't know what to say then just try to say nothing at all, if worse comes to worse just say you're new and you know me irl... They can be very exclusive and I don't want to see you get banned. There's also a forum which I haven't used really, but we might just start a thread there. Most people here are actually rather intelligent, you'd probably like Pope Meepsheep since he's pretty good with philosophy. So, first of all, get on irc. We'll go from there.

Other than that, welcome, and have fun!   FETUS FUCKER  04:51, 11 April 2014 (EDT)

oh, and one more thing: get to know schnookums. He's nice to newbs. :D