User talk:Asshat

Welcome, Asshat

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zaiger (talk) 18:53, 22 May 2011 (UTC)

Welcome aboard

plz read How 2 EDit for Dummies. Its Learnings will give you a better idea of what is required of articles on the Graet Encyclopedia Dramatica 2.0 YOUR ARTICLES WILL FAIL LESS BECAUSE OF IT! THX!

YOU NEED TO EDIT LESS AND LURK MORE While you're lurking, plz 2 read 101, RR, and play with the sandbox.

While we appreciate your contributions, you seem to have mistaken ED's holy mission, which is to document lulz after the fact. ED is not a trolling organization. While you are more than welcome to troll people and post the results on our website, organize your trolling efforts elsewhere, thanks. --zaiger (talk) 18:53, 22 May 2011 (UTC)