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User talk:234598
u sound mad ♥♥♥ 07:19, 29 January 2012 (CET)
Oh believe me, i'm more than just mad. User:234598
Dear Faggot
Hey, welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica. As you've found out, ED is a wiki, meaning anyone can sign up to edit the articles, adding or deleting content. When you go to articles and delete a bunch of the content, it's called vandalism. The thing is, vandalism is completely pointless (click here to find out why), and will get you a swift ban, so you might as well stop.
◔ᴗ◔ 07:44, 30 January 2012 (CET)
- But it's MY article. It's about me. So how is deleting stuff on your own article considered "vandalism"? Also....I had to delete them because of what it said on there about me isn't true, I don't have aspergers, i'm not a werejohncandy and my work isn't that bad, also the fursona thing was a joke. And there's a reason I had to delete the Slapstick anarchy links, the site was closed down due to payment issues that the owner had.
234598 08:14, 30 January 2012 (CET)234598 08:14, 30 January 2012 (CET)
Faggot=
I don't care if I am deemed a 'faggot' by this stupid website. But really, posting my personal details on this stupid article is just going too far. Take down my personal info from there.
234598 08:21, 30 January 2012 (CET)234598 08:21, 30 January 2012 (CET)
Mariana, I'm not taking down your dox. Glad I could help!
78magnumXE 09:09, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
lol
u so fucking mad. ~Oblique 09:16, 30 January 2012 (CET)
- You have no fucking idea. Not mad, butthurt or anyother word for emotional pain is enough to describe how disgusted I am with this site and it's horrid trolling actions.
- Are you gonna throw poop at us? TylerRosenow º Ӕ talk º ✉ 10:36, 30 January 2012 (CET)
- Uh......no.
234598 21:59, 30 January 2012 (CET) 21:59, 30 January 2012 (CET)
Vandalism
So it's not okay for me to 'vandalize' my own article but it's okay for you to do it? What kind of fucked up logic is that? And I AM Drmusic you idiot, this article was written about me and as such this article promotes deflamation of character and slander.
234598 22:32, 31 January 2012 (CET)user:Anonymous22:32, 31 January 2012 (CET)
Your sig is proof you have no right to be editing this wiki. Every time you sign anything it shits out fucking templates because you don't know what the fuck you're doing. Go fucking suck a horse cock you animal fucking sicko. I bet your mother's real proud of you. Too stupid to work the most basic shit on the internet and too fucked in the head to keep your dick out of Fluffy. Mike the Græt (Talk) 22:40, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- Ummmmm..........helllooooooooooo....this article is about me. And i'm not a furry, and I DO know what i'm doing. Why don't you go back to getting involved in a gay orgy with your god Zaiger or something? Mike the Great my ass, you're not so great one, a great big asshole yes, but deserving of the title The Great...no, you are not. You are no Alexander the Great and you never will be.
234598 22:44, 31 January 2012 (CET)234598 22:44, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- Please chug a gallon of bleach you whiny asspie, the article isn't going away and any edits you make will be reverted. As for legal, legal@encyclopediadramatica.ch for all your whining needs. ◔ᴗ◔ 22:49, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- That explains your retarded three bullets, misunderstanding of the template system, and
inability to put responses on people's talk pages, not your ownnevermind you just put it there, too. Glad we cleared that up. Also Zaiger doesn't really talk to me much. He's a pretty busy guy. Anyways I just came here to mock you. I really don't give a fuck, and I'll have you know I was knighted by the Queen of bloody England so I do have the right to be called whatever the fuck I want. Also, have a present:
- That explains your retarded three bullets, misunderstanding of the template system, and
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THIS USER
IS AN ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS FAGGOT! |
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This user is a filthy fucking furfag. You can help by hunting them down, deriding their psychological maladjustment to life, turning them into roadkill, and performing taxidermy on them. Watch the CSI episode where it all happens. |
Mike the Græt (Talk) 22:51, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- Ummm...excuse me. I do not have aspergers and I never will be. And why would an EDiot get knighted? There's nothing noble about a site like this. And i'm straight godammn it, and i'm not a furry. So leave me the fuck alone.
23:01, 31 January 2012 (CET)user:Pissedoff234598 23:01, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE AND UNTRUE BECAUSE I AM NOBLE AND ON A SITE LIKE THIS. Noble 23:55, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- I've seen plenty of mad in my day, but you take the cake! This is some grade-A butthurt. If you really have such a problem go stare at cats until you calm down. You'll never be allowed to edit your own page until you grow a sense of humor. That page is some funny shit and your trying to remove it only makes it funnier. Listen you've obviously got some pent up stress, so why not go fuck a goat or whatever you furry fucks do. Mike the Græt (Talk) 23:16, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- Of course i'm butthurt. I already do have a sense of humour. And this stupid website isn't part of it. There's nothing funny about it. When I think funny, I think stuff like Blackadder, Monty Python, Weird Al, you know...the classics, because they're actually funny. And i'm not a furry. And forget it....I am not looking at that Offended page as that is one of the main reasons why I hate this site so much, it overruses too much gross-out humour - like that stupid kittens article. For god's sake...dead bodies and the goatsie is not funny, it's just plain gross.234598 23:22, 31 January 2012 (CET)User:Notamusedandsickofthishite234598 23:22, 31 January 2012 (CET)
Mike the Græt (Talk) 23:26, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- I am fucking serious, that page gives me nightmares and hits way too close to home, you have no idea how many nightmares i've had which involving that sort of thing happening to me, it just gives me bad memories. So thanks a lot of making me relive the nightmare.
234598User:Scarredforlife23:33, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- and you said you weren't a faggot. Mike the Græt (Talk) 23:36, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- Actually it's true, i'm not a 'faggot' at all. Faggot means gay. I have no sexual attraction to males. Also I tried the email address legal@encyclopediadramatica.ch but it didn't work. It may just be my email messenger doesn't recognise the address or something though. 234598 23:49, 31 January 2012 (CET)User:Deadandevil234598 23:49, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- You say you're not a faggot... but have terrible repressed memories of things up your ass? That sounds pretty gay, brah, I gotta be honest. Mike the Græt (Talk) 23:53, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- Actually no, I don't. I don't have repressed memories of that kind of thing. I was just lying to you about that, but I do have nightmares about that though, trust me it's horrible. I'm a female in real life though.
234598 00:01, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Nunya234598 00:01, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- SO MUCH FOR THE I'M DOCTOR MUSIC THING!
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Warning! This user doesn't know their own gender You can help by showing them your dick to straighten them out. |
And here I thought your name was Nathan. That's a hell of a name for a Girl IRL. Diagnosis: You want things up your ass so bad when you put them there you pretend to be a little girl to justify it. Mike the Græt (Talk) 00:18, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- I don't pretend to be a female I really am one. That girl in the face paint pics IS me. And no I don't want things up my ass, it's disgusting, I wasn't even serious about that. And the only reason I'm using fake usernames this time is because when I use my normal one, I get bombared with those stupid "You're a faggot" vandalism thingies and my own article. Speaking of which. Does the @legal.encyclopediadramatica.ch page actually work?
By the way this is what I look like in real life:
http://dcqc.metokur.org/files/2010/11/phantom_mask_makeup_by_monstermaster13-d38ljmk.jpg
234598 00:26, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Nathan234598 00:26, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Oh hey bby in that case it won't work if you're doing its like this @legal.encyclopediadramatica.ch then no. the @ goes after the legal and there's no period after legal. But keep in mind it won't do anything without a Ukrainian court order. See Encyclopedia_Dramatica:General_disclaimer Mike the Græt (Talk) 00:31, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Thanks. And how do you a Ukranian court order if you're not from Ukraine?
- That's not my area of expertise but you might try your local Ukrainian embassy. They'd be able to help. Mike the Græt (Talk) 00:39, 1 February 2012 (CET)
234598 00:38, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Nathan234598 00:38, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Thanks. I was kind of born in Romania. Now i'm not sure if Romania and Ukrania are within the same part of Europe, I was never good with Geography.
234598 00:44, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Nathan234598 00:44, 1 February 2012 (CET)
DAYUM
Damn, why haven't someone already ban this fucker? ~Tasmænia
Email me!!! 22:52, 31 January 2012 (CET)
- Because this is hilarious that's why. Mike the Græt (Talk) 22:54, 31 January 2012 (CET)
Don't do that
Removing messages from your talk page is a sure way to get ass raped. See Talk_page#Talk_page_etiquette for more info. Mike the Græt (Talk) 00:09, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- I was just correcting my own replies, after all I wasn't really serious about the bad memories thing.
234598 00:13, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Nightmare234598 00:13, 1 February 2012 (CET)
advice
stop giving this faggot the attention he wants ♥♥♥ 00:45, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Nuuu. It's a girl and I want to be nice and help them until I can see their tits/vag. Mike the Græt (Talk) 00:46, 1 February 2012 (CET)
=The email address
I've been doing the email address the right way but my email provider doesn't recognize it. Should I switch to another one?
234598 01:03, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Drmusic234598 01:03, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- should work fine. What are you trying to send? I can tell the legal team directly if you want. I might need a little motivation. Mike the Græt (Talk) 01:15, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Well I have a Gmail email address and a yahoo one which i'm currently using. And i'm trying to ask to have my article taken down because of the deflamation of character and all. 234598 01:20, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Drmusic01:20, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- I'm actually in contact with the legal team as we're typing this. Say what you need to and I'll tell them.Mike the Græt (Talk) 01:25, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Oh okay. 234598User:Drmusic234598 01:27, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- You want me to tell them "oh okay." Got it. Mike the Græt (Talk) 01:28, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Actually I meant to say...i want you to tell them that I want the article taken down as what it says on the article is sort of a deflamation of character.
- But ... you already said that. Mike the Græt (Talk) 01:47, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- But it does have my personal details on there also including my home adress and email address. 234598 01:49, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Drmusic2234598 01:49, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- I found this [1] You should try to contact one of those and tell them there's a mean article about you on the Ukrainian internet and you want their legal help. Mike the Græt (Talk) 03:45, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- One problem. I don't live in America, I live in New Zealand. 234598 04:21, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Drmusic2234598 04:21, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Oh man that sucks, it says here that Ukraine doesn't give a fuck about anybody from New Zealand and has no embassies or ambassadors on active duty there. Maybe you can try somewhere less shitty. They have one there. Mike the Græt (Talk) 04:54, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- Is there a Contact Us type of page on Australian Ukraine Embassy sites? Because i'm on one right now. 234598 05:03, 1 February 2012 (CET)User:Drmusic2234598 05:03, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- I don't know I don't speak Spanish. Mike the Græt (Talk) 05:09, 1 February 2012 (CET)
- And what do you mean by 'here', do you mean as in here on ED.Ch or on the actual real Wikipedia article?
234598 01:23, 2 February 2012 (EST){user:Drmusic2}}234598 01:23, 2 February 2012 (EST)