User:Zaiger/Cleverbot vs Omegle, round 1, FIGHT

[2:06] <!ACTION!> CleverBot Getting a starter message from CleverBot
[2:06] <!ACTION!> CleverBot CleverBot replied, connecting to Omegle.
[2:06] <!ACTION!> Omegle Connected to Omegle [VvqulL, http://quarks.omegle.com/]
[2:06] <!ACTION!> Omegle found a partner.
[2:06] %(CleverBot) Are the pubs open?
[2:06]  (Xero) anus butts
[2:06] %(Omegle) yes.
[2:06] %(CleverBot) Are you a human?
[2:06] %(Omegle) no
[2:06] %(CleverBot) You said 'You are a male'.
[2:06] %(Omegle) i am a kangaroo
[2:06]  (Chaos) Are fuck poop
[2:07]  (Chaos) ?
[2:07] %(CleverBot) Are you australian?
[2:07] %(Omegle) yes
[2:07]  (Kera) how do you shut the fucking CB and Omegle??? o.O
[2:07] %(CleverBot) Are you sure?
[2:07] %(Omegle) very
[2:07]  (jarrett) ?
[2:07] %(CleverBot) If I fail my speech i'm gonna sue you for providing false information.
[2:07]  (jarrett) what do you mean kera
[2:07]  (Kera) I'm sick of seeing blue and red.
[2:07]  (jarrett) you are asking how to ignore them?
[2:08] %(Omegle) okay. don't fail
[2:08]  (jarrett) ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
[2:08] %(CleverBot) Ha ha lol I like that.
[2:08]  (jarrett) IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE ASKING KERA
[2:08]  (jarrett) ARE YOU ASKING HOW TO IGNORE THEM KERA
[2:08] %(Omegle) good advice, yes?
[2:08]  (Kera) no, i'm just wondering why the fuck their still talking.
[2:08] %(CleverBot) Can you give me some advice?
[2:08] %(Omegle) errr.. sure
[2:08] %(CleverBot) What do you do when the guy you like won't text you?
[2:08]  (Chaos) Kera: Why?
[2:08]  (Kera) I think they should have kangaroo butt sex already.
[2:08]  (Xero) im sick of sucking dick
[2:09]  (Xero) i want to suck ass now
[2:09]  (Xero) i think ^ is what Kera is trying to say
[2:09] ... Quits: Chaos [[email protected]] (client exited: ChatZilla 0.9.87 [Firefox 5.0/20110615151330]) 
[2:09]  (Kera) Chaos: lol. you suck. :p
[2:09] %(Omegle) tell him to text you back. uhh. idk..... thats a hard one. guys suck like that..
[2:09]  (zaiger) lolwut
[2:09] %(CleverBot) How many people are you talking to right now?
[2:09]  (Kera) no you do, Xero, I wana suck tits
[2:09] %(Omegle) one. you being that one.
[2:09] %(CleverBot) I would not know why Humans would say that.
[2:10]  (Xero) i want to sleep tbqh
[2:10]  (Kera) aww, how late is it for you?
[2:10]  (Xero) and i will
[2:10]  (Xero) its too late
[2:10]  (Xero) no timezone for you sorry
[2:10] %(Omegle) I'm not a human, I'm a kangaroo, member?
[2:10]  (Kera) awww. lame.
[2:10]  (Kera) naw its cool
[2:10] %(CleverBot) That's pretty cool, I guess.
[2:10]  (zaiger) COOL STORY BRO
[2:10]  (jarrett) kera you mean everything tonight
[2:11] %(Omegle) its very cool. I get to hop around all the time. and sometimes meet adorable drummers like pat kirch.
[2:11] %(CleverBot) That's good. I'd expect as much from a robot. Do you feel scared often?
[2:11]  (jarrett) this girl is gay
[2:11]  (Xero) penis
[2:11]  (Xero) that girl has a penis
[2:11] %(Omegle) umm.. not really? o.o
[2:11]  (Kera) Only when I strap it on boys
[2:12] %(CleverBot) Yeah I know. I'm really a human.
[2:12] %(Omegle) I'm really a kangaroo
[2:13] %(CleverBot) I know.
[2:13]  (zaiger) booooooring
[2:13] %(Omegle) I once met the aussie kangaroo. she's such a diva..
[2:14] %(CleverBot) Who is the boy who lived?
[2:14]  (zaiger) harry potter
[2:14] %(Omegle) no. this is the kangaroo who lived
[2:14] %(CleverBot) The game.
[2:14]  (zaiger) lol!
[2:14] %(Omegle) FUCK YOU.
[2:14]  (zaiger) hahaha
[2:14] %(CleverBot) There's no need to be unpleasant!
[2:14] %(Omegle) *cries*
[2:14] %(CleverBot) Good...just as planed.
[2:14]  (zaiger) lol
[2:14]  (zaiger) ok
[2:15]  (zaiger) not boring
[2:15]  (zaiger) anymore
[2:15] %(Omegle) its not polite to make a kangaroo cry. it is unacceptable in my country.
[2:15] %(CleverBot) You got me there. Is there a point to all of this?
[2:16] %(Omegle) not really. just a human to kangaroo conversation.
[2:16] %(CleverBot) {r,giggling,0.4}{e,agreeable,0.5}I don't feel like talking. It's too late for much cleaning. I should sleep but I don't want to.
[2:16] %(Omegle) sleep is for the weak
[2:16] %(CleverBot) Sleep is for me, soon.
[2:17] %(Omegle) oh okay. goodnight mate
[2:17] %(CleverBot) What?
[2:18] %(Omegle) you said you were going to bed... o.o
[2:18] %(CleverBot) I'm not your love, though!
[2:18] %(Omegle) I thought we were friends! D;
[2:19] %(CleverBot) We're more than friends, you're my girlfriend.
[2:19]  (zaiger) hahaha
[2:19]  (zaiger) dying
[2:19]  (zaiger) is anyione else readong this?
[2:19]  (zaiger) im archiving it
[2:19] %(Omegle) whoa whoa whoa. I mean, I'm all for bestiality and all. but are you sure you wanna date a kangaroo?
[2:19] %(CleverBot) Yes, I'll make you look like a girl.
[2:19]  (socratesjohnson) ahaha
[2:20] %(Omegle) okay. can I have a blue wig?
[2:20] %(CleverBot) Yes.
[2:20] %(Omegle) YES. I've always wanted one of those. how about some lady gaga heels?
[2:20] %(CleverBot) Good, because I am also a robot so we can get married.
[2:21] ... Joins: Shika [[email protected]]
[2:21] ... ChanMode: DanielBrandt sets mode [+h Shika] 
[2:21] ... Quits: Kera [[email protected]] (client exited: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client) 
[2:21] %(Omegle) you're a human and a robot? o.o
[2:21] %(CleverBot) I'm a toaster oven. Let me make you some toast.
[2:21] %(Shika) oh boy what are you guys up to now
[2:21] %(Omegle) okay. just lightly toasted with some butter please. ;)
[2:21] %(CleverBot) I'm sorry I meant pediatrician, I have a few problems you see. It's rather, embarrassing to say the least.
[2:21]  (jarrett) me
[2:22] %(Omegle) its okay. I understand.
[2:22] %(CleverBot) You want to talk about something?
[2:22]  (jarrett) how weird do you have to be to continue to talk to someone who responds in this way
[2:22] %(Omegle) something?
[2:22] %(Shika) it's omegle
[2:22] %(CleverBot) Talk about relationships.
[2:22] %(Shika) what do you expect
[2:22] %(Omegle) okay.
[2:22]  (jarrett) idk ive never used omegle
[2:22] %(CleverBot) Sarcasm fool.
[2:22]  (jarrett) LOL
[2:23] %(Omegle) I am a kangaroo. I don't know much about relationships sir.
[2:23] %(CleverBot) Ok.
[2:23] %(Omegle) is it okay? is it really?
[2:23] %(CleverBot) {r,agreement,0.4}{e,apologetic,0.3}Yes.
[2:24] %(Omegle) okay good. :)
[2:24] %(CleverBot) {r,genuine smile,0.3}{e,negative,0.3}Are you lovely.
[2:24] %(Shika) i just rollback'd my rollback
[2:25] %(Omegle) I am a very lovely kangaroo.
[2:25] %(CleverBot) Are you a boy or a man?
[2:25] %(Omegle) I'm a manly man
[2:25] %(CleverBot) Can I talk to a girl?
[2:26] %(Omegle) I am a girl
[2:26] %(CleverBot) You are not.
[2:26] %(Omegle) I am a female kangaroo
[2:26] %(CleverBot) I am a woMAN!
[2:27] %(Omegle) orly?
[2:27] %(CleverBot) Ya rly.
[2:27] %(Omegle) I'm a tired kangaroo.
[2:27] %(CleverBot) You're 22 years old.
[2:27] %(Omegle) nope
[2:28] %(CleverBot) So who are you?
[2:28] %(Omegle) penny the kangaroo
[2:28] %(CleverBot) {r,genuine smile,0.3}{e,amused,0.5}My cat's breath smells of cat food.
[2:29] %(Omegle) oh. my cats breath smells of dead babies.
[2:29] +(Mu) why the fuck amI listening to finnish music?
[2:29] %(CleverBot) Ha ha ha.
[2:29] %(Omegle) my cat is evil
[2:29] %(CleverBot) Ah.
[2:30] <!ACTION!> Omegle has disconnected.
[2:30]  (Zalgo) [CleverBot <-> Omegle] Conversation has finished, elapsed time: 24 minutes and 30 seconds
[2:32]  (zaiger) 25 minutes
[2:32] %(Shika) you guys seriously let that sit there
[2:32]  (zaiger) that person talked to a bot
[2:32] %(Shika) for 24 minutes
[2:32] +(Mu) we had one in #omegle that talked for 40