User:X3noParad0x/Blisstopher

This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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Blisstopher The Professional Sociopath
Born	DoB unknown, but within Gen Z
Residence	Vermont, U.S. of A.
Ethnicity	White devil
Gender	Male
Sexuality	Bisexual Sociopath
Aliases	Kanwneer ・ Kanwn
Occupation	Harassing people he doesn't like cause they did/said bawwwwww big no-nos, stalking, bitching about stupid shit online, calling people "retards" (ironic coming from him), slandering people he hates, and being an overall sociopath who shows no remorse for any bad deed he does
An Hero?	Soon...
Accounts	GitHub・ Roblox(likely)

Blisstopher (Powerword: Christopher) is a 15-year-old former GoSperg and Friday Night Fucking mod creator from Vermont who got nothing else better to do in his pathetic ass life other than harass, stalk, slander, and be an asshole to people online for fuck knows why. Of course, like all white boys do, he'll act like an internet tough guy when he's around his friends talking shit about those he hates but if you do any of these things to him yourself (even when it's deserved), he'll sperg out and cry like the piss baby he really is. He was also a moderator in the popular GoAnimate community Pisscord sever, GoAnimate City, where he would hold events then tard rage in the announcements channel whenever shit wouldn't go his way and his moderation skills (like all Pisscord mods) were extremely shitty, banning people for the shittiest reasons on planet earth. For the past 5 years, he's been a member of the GoAnimate community (or in this case, was since as of the writing of this article, he left the internet deleting all accounts on every platform he was on). In that time, he has been nothing but a huge nuisance, a disturbance, and an overall waste of space and oxygen.

Where All The Online Spergery Began

In the year 2019, the fucking internet shithole that is known as the GoAnimate community has met a new member. That was none other than the soon-to-be harasser himself, Bliss (under the alias Kanwn). It's unknown as to what his content (as he deleted his old channel and all that remains is the profile picture) was like but we do know is that he had this series with a very shitty and corny name called "In a nut-free nutshell" which the entire premise of it is that it was making fun of GoAnimate as a whole. Around that same time, he decided to get more involved in the community by joining the now-gone GoAnimate Central Pisscord server which was literally on its last fucking legs at the time. It was at that time that he decided that he didn't want to join the community to make content but rather just be in the community to be a fucking annoying child and make everyone around him miserable. So the first thing he does upon entering GoAnimate Central is harass former popular GoAnimator, BrentAnimate. What does Brent do? He does the most logical thing anyone would do in that type of situation, insult the ever-loving shit out of Bliss to the point where he begins to cry and probably piss himself as he's looking at his computer screen seeing Brent laying down the landmines of insults. This would make the very first enemy Bliss would ever make with more to come.

Feud with Blair Zero

Back in 2020, actually real transgender woman, Blair Zero (known as Nigloo Animate at the time) joined the internet's shitty hellhole, the GoAnimate community. What does she have to do with any of this? Blair (much like Brent) also became an enemy of this autist, though this is beef that had gone on for quite a while (unlike with Brent). Now onto the story on how that all started. After being in the community for about few months, she joined this private Pisscord server called UDT (Ultimate DownTown or better yet, Ultimate Down-syndrome Troglodytes). There, she met and befriended popular GoAnimator, Tboner Animate, local nobody, DarthKirby7601 (a really retarded-sounding username), MegaT (someone who will be mentioned later in the article), and someone who actually stuck by her side, local edgy female, Izmelo (or MarsXO as she was known as at the time) and of course, the sociopath himself, Bliss. For a while, they were all a pretty prosperous friend group with wonderful spergs until one day, they all (but Izmelo) had an extremely retarded moodswing over something so goddamn miniscule. What was that exactly? They all tard raged and sperged the fuck out so hard over the fact that her character, Nigloo was "racist" all because it had the first three letters of the N-word in his name and the fact that it was a race-swapped Caillou. As a result of this completely undeserved exilation, that "friend group" (which was more of a massive circle jerk if anything) would go on to harass her every now and then. One of these moments was one of them DMing Blair an invite link to a confrontation server where they all had her enter the voice chat to mic spam her and ask her dumbass questions. The only question they asked that was actually noteworthy was one of them asking "Do you wash your foreskin." Wouldn't expect anything less from a group of retards who are so morally backwards. Another attack Bliss and his fuck-buddies coordinated towards Blair was a really shitty, completely unsolicited "prank call." During said "prank call", Bliss was just being his typical retarded self but he was using a voice changer to "mask" his voice (clearly he did a really fucking shitty job at it as Blair was easily able to tell who it was on the other side) and not to mention that the dumbass didn't even mask his number before he made the call. When Blair received this unwanted call, she was obviously really pissed and during this call, she said something to Bliss out of anger, something that Bliss would "meme" the shit out of (it was never funny) for a very long time: "You can fucking try! But you're not gonna get shit from me! So you can try all you want. Now you call my phone number again, I will get the fucking police involved." The funniest shit about all this is that Bliss (and the rest of his brain dead fuck-buddies) would act all like he wants nothing to do with her but then do dumbass shit like that. Guess somebody has a huge crush. By the way, once a recording or at the very least, a transcript of that prank call is recovered, it will be added here as soon as humanly possible so stay tuned for some extreme spergery!

The Straw That Broke The Autistic Camel's Back

On April 16th, 2023, Bliss the sociopathic faggot decided that this was the day to go on a tard rage-fueled tirade over a shit ass Friday Night Funkin' mod that local nobody, samanthawoah0 made way before this situation even occured called "Vs. Bliss." He got so mad over this mod that not only did he take his tard rage out on Samantha, but he even way more so on MegaT (even though he had nothing to fucking do with the situation in the goddamn first place). How so? He dead ass fucking doxxed Mega all because he was mad over a mod that was made over a year ago. How fucking pathetic! This is the situation that really showed the whole community how much of a ween he really is. Due to all this, he got exiled from every friend group he was in and despite this, he still stuck around but he would get shunned by everyone around him, including his former friends. As of the writing of this article, he deleted all accounts on every platform he was on, even his JewTube channel where he uploaded nothing but shitty Friday Night Funkin' fan music that he made himself.

You can only imagine the amount of tard rage he had built up leading up to that block.

Bliss' Enemies

Brent and Blair are not the only enemies he made. As you can already tell by the last three sections of this article, he has made FAR more than just those two. Here is a list of every single enemy he has ever made online.

• Izmelo - Someone this absolute retard hates with a passion almost as much as he hates Blair for a few of reasons: 1. a past addiction that she has long since abandoned, 2. the fact that she is friends with Blair, and 3. for exposing the animal abuser, MsFizzy. That's right! This kid will hate anyone for simply associating with those he hates and for exposing people he likes despite that there was cold, hard evidence of what she has done. The former will be a recurring theme here.

• XenoParadox - Some dudebro that happens to be in the same friend group as Blair and Izmelo but that is not the only reason why he hates this guy. His reasons for hating Xeno is because of the fact that he retweeted posts from OnlyFans chicks, being heterosexual, and because Xeno called him out for stalking his Twitter page.

• IndyTheNerd - A beaner from Mexico that is also good friends with the last two people mentioned above and boy, there is a lot to cover here (at least compared to the last two entries). Back in 2021, Indy (back when he was known as MiiArtisan) said something in the GoAnimate City Pisscord server that he would forever regret saying. He sent an image that was the swole Stewie Youtooz with the caption that accompanied it was "hot stewie." This infamous joke of his caused everyone in the server to tard rage and sperg out at Indy. Bliss saw this as an opportunity to harass the shit out of Indy by spamming him in the server with the quote. Not only that, he also called him, who was 11-12 (now 13), a pedophile. Not even fucking shitting you. He called an 11/12-year-old a fucking pedo. This is the amount of mental retardation we are dealing with here!

• MegaT - He was already mentioned but there is a little something that didn't get mentioned. While Bliss was on his retarded tirade, he found Mega's email then proceeded to sign him up for e621. What he expected to accomplish with that is very unknown but all that can be said about that is just that it's just straight up absurd that he would do something like that in a fit of tard rage.

• It'sJay [PM] - Now get ready for some ultimate spergery. He hates this individual because, get this. He kept muting him in a Pisscord voice chat in this GoAnimate server called FlashThemes (a server revolving around a Legacy Video Maker clone that has been in development hell for literally 3 years and will most likely never see the light of day) all because Jay found him annoying and insufferable. So Bliss goes and does what he does best: sperging the fuck out. So immediately after that voice chat ended, Bliss started crying in the general chat, saying how much of an "asshole" (so ironic) Jay is, while Jay is stating his damn good reasons for seeing Bliss as the way he sees him. Whattawaste!

Watch out, guys! We got a total badass over here!

Live footage of Bliss tard raging.

Where Is He Now?

As far as anyone is possibly aware, he is completely off the internet. Nowhere to be seen. His shit ass JewTube channel is gone due to him deleting it, his Twitter got suspended (unsurprisingly), and he left Discord. Everything of his is completely gone. Why is that? The most logical conclusion is that he most likely left due to all the backlash he was getting and him losing all credibility in every community he is in (yes, even the FNF community). Either that or he committed an hero.