User:Thedeadshop/Hugh hefner

Hugh Pedophile "Hef" Hefner (born April 1, 1926) is a complete creep, and made the riches for the bitches, by purchasing of old naked whores pics, and putting them in a fag-mag.

Playboy is only purchased by red necks, and vietnam vets, but believes its fan base actually gives a flying fuck about style. Playboy magazines usually meet their demise, when a drunk misses the toilet bowl and pisses on playboy, or runs out of toilet paper (Warning: papercuts on your ass are no fun)

To this day he keeps remarrying, and its just fucken creepy.