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The Democratic Republic of the Congo (Also known as Zaire, DRC, DR Congo, Doctor Congo, Niggerland, or DAT PLAEC WER DEY HAV TEH GENOCIDE) is a country in the middle of Africa that lacks food, water, survival and sand. It is also, ironicly enough, not democratic, not a republic, nor even a Congo. The country used to be a shithole until last Thursday when the Christfags came and made it an even bigger shithole. Doctor Congo is known for its genocide and their leader being an hero for killing so many people. Doctor Congo also doesn't have any legitimate doctors so they named their country Doctor Congo so retarded Liberals wont come and become activists.
If you are looking to become really cool, you dont want to get raped and want to be accepted for being gay, then we highly suggest you take a visit to Doctor Congo, as the doctors there have the perfect treatment for your illness.
History
Doctor Congo's history is fucking boring until it was conquered by Belgium in 1908. This proves that Belgium is amazing at indirectly starting lulz. At least 100 years later, Doctor Congo became a democracy that was supported by America (SRSLY) that was so anti-communism that it was a 1-party state where there were elections all the time but only one person running.
In 1996, Rwanda invaded Doctor Congo and brought their genocide with them. This caused mass disruption across Niggerland and everybody died from genocide rape Sand Niggers AIDS. In 1997, Doctor Congo overthrew their leader for teh lulz and killed At least 5 000 000 people in a genocide. In 1998, 8 countries invaded Doctor Congo but they used their super powers to genocide all the invaders. According to Wikipedia, this was known as the "African World War" which doesnt make sence for a war that is strictly in central Africa cannot possibly be a World War.
In 2010, Doctor Congo celebrated its 50th anniversary of independence from Belgium. As of this time, according to extremely reliable sources such as FOX news and Youtube, it is the poorest country in teh wurldz and the average person only makes $300.00 a year. If you do the math, this means the average person not including the president makes almost one whole dollar each year.
We hope that in the future there will be more genocide, rape, and death.
Geography
Doctor Congo is located in Central Africa