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WORKSPACE GET THE FUDGECAKE OUT MOTHERFUCKER

Colony Drop

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TentacleHymenPiercer 22:10, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

Disclaimer of Being Offended, Total I Got in your Fucking Face and Spit on you, and slamming my offensive actions into your fucking E-Crotch, why I'm not responsible for it, why I don't fucking care, and why I believe it's Justified:

You know, I attempt to be a nice person. I attempt to be an understanding individual. I attempt to be flexible with understanding the viewpoints of other people unlike myself. But then, it's a fine line where you're being reasonable and then where the fucking ethics and humanistic approach get thrown out of the window.

I'm not responsible for my acts of telling you off and offending your little fucking internet penis. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm very fucking sure that in IRL, you're a very fucking rad person, probably with a nice car, a some high amount of salary, probably a mate to have lick your digits at night and are probably some fucking bland ass prude that does nothing more than the 9-5 grind and sipping down the fucking booze every night because "you're an adult", but that still doesn't excuse your fucking moron ass from being an ignorant fucking jackass on the internets.

I've followed this word of advice truly and wisely, and it's that, if you're too much of a fucking pussy outside of being respectful of decency to show what you feel in real life, then fucking don't take it out on the fucking internet. Whatever the fuck you post up on the internet, it's actually how you really do feel, and if there's anything I know, that's a fucking fact. Don't get me wrong, I know about trolls and the likelihood of someone claiming to be Ricky Martin and an astronaut doing backflips on a skateboard ramp on the Moon through Twatter, but then there are people who do take their little fucking internetting a little too seriously and believe that using their fucking computer to spread the word about how their dick is going to pwn everything through being a fucking rude piece of shit should be castrated with bare hands.

No, seriously, if you're that much of a fucking passionate douchebag fucktard with whatever the fuck you're saying, you better fucking show it in real life. But then again, the fucking racist gamer rejects, the metal listening hardkore darkness fags, the bitchass elitist comic book nerd prudes, the 13 year old nerd that gets picked on for a good reason and uses the internets to express his "badassery" but is a gigantic pussy boy in real life, and any other fucktard that I've noticed on the nets are likely crawling in back alleys with bugs and vermin crawling in and out of their orifices, because I have yet to see some dumbfuck yet to actually yell out whatever fuckhead comment they would post up on the internets in IRL. But then again, I did meet some fucking ugly as sin punk claim he was an Internet Troll, and did perform some of his retard trolling acts on a computer live for his fucking friends. I would give him credit, only if not he were a fucking unlikeable douchebag, but then, I'm sure that once I've seen one, I've seen them all.

Why I'm not going to take anything back I've said about Colony Shitload Drop

But then of course, you have things like what the fuck Colony Drop does with their "crusade" on the Anime fandom and saying that all of the people that like the animu aren't fucking supermodels and how that's making their penis ego not good for them to fucking get laid through liking the animu, through writing up shit on their "revolutionary anime blog", being fucking dickheads at anime conventions, and scoffing at how people who are anime fans are fucking morons unlike them, because they believe that they're the true embodiment of whatever the fuck they think anime fan should be.

What, Anime Fandom CAN BE as geeky and fucking retarded like Sci Fi and Fantasy Fandoms!?? I'm fucking blown out of the fucking water man! WOAH DUEEEDDDDEEE!! /sarcasm

No, seriously, whatever the fuck these twat starved losers think, it's all fucking down the fucking shitter in credibility. It's like they can't see the good in anything, can't accept the fact that their fandom is just as geeky and zany as other fandoms, can't even like or understand anything that's come in the last 10 years without being a fucking annoying pessimistic cynical cockmongrel, can't even love the basis of what they like without being a bunch of fucking babies, haven't done anything positive, remarkable, progressive or even filled with heart to change whatever the fuck they want to change, are fucking ethnocentric egotistical babies about how things from another part of the world may not have to fill their fucking expectations, and are still fucking bitter and fucking starved from the "good times" they had back at anime conventions, which I'm sure was filled more with fucking grown men having gone to college for their majors in Japanese because of the fucking Economic Bubble Boom and jacking off of the "exotic uniqueness" of whatever fucking country they've been attempting to fucking pierce their dick into.

PROTIP: If you want to be cool, go be a fucking Star Wars or Star Trek nerd. Don't get me wrong, you'll likely be made fun of like in the Anime fandom, but I'm sure you'll be fucking rad wearing a fucktard Space Elf costume or a Black Dildo Death Knight costume. Also, go fuck yourselves, you whiny whiteboy douchebag fucks.

Oh, and don't get me wrong about me taking out my frustrations on only fuckhead animu fans and haters. I've got my sights on all the fucking assholes and retard ignoramus cockeaters out there that piss me the fuck off, and I IS SRS BUIZNZZ & LEET MOTHERFUCKERS. >:3

Anti-Weeaboo

MAIN GOAL: Write about the fucktardedness of people that don't like teh animu and about how fucked up they are on the spectrum of weeaboo fucktardedry and show the retardedness of hatred obsession. Have it be a retarded parody of researching, but provide proof of prominent faggortry.

If there exists overly obsessed, crazy, and overt fandom crazed weeaboos, there also exists the haters.

The Anti-Weeaboo is the prime example of the other end of fucktardedry you can take with your own feelings on things. Just as fucking crazy, retarded, and a pile of lulz and emotional breakdowns as over obsessed fans of teh animu, Anti-weeaboos take their hate of teh animu to extremes while being the biggest sorts of unfunny, serious, hardkore, edgy, and any other aspect 13 year old americunt tweener suburbanite skater, frat boy and metal fags would take on to attempt to look cool for pussy.

Variety of Insufferable Faggot

Metal/Goth Fags:

13 Year Old Suburbanite Johnny Knoxville Worshipers:

Gamers:

25 Year Old Manchildren:

13 Year Old Wannabe /b/tard

Analysis of the Animu's Effect on the Human Brain

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TentacleHymenPiercer 01:32, 25 July 2011 (CEST)