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<tablecow> reconsider
<tablecow> taking down the legends article
<tablecow> it does not do him justice
<TKN> ynot
<tablecow> it tries to make him look bad
<tablecow> but he is awesome
<tablecow> i am not him
<TKN> apparently, you don't understand the concept of satire
<tablecow> we are different people
<tablecow> i am a fan of the legend
<tablecow> i am not him though
<TrainOfThought> oooh it's the faggot himself!
<tablecow> nope
<TrainOfThought> oh man, I've read all about you
<tablecow> nope
<tablecow> nope
<TrainOfThought> can I have an autograph?
<tablecow> i am tablecow
<tablecow> i am just a lowly tablecow
<TrainOfThought> autograph pls
<TKN> who wants temp halfop?
<tablecow> people always troll me
<tablecow> do not be daft
<garrett> i want an autograph
<garrett> someone sign my dick
<tablecow> do not be bonkers
<tablecow> i am jacksonville florida
<tablecow> research my ip
<Thayo> man
<tablecow> <3 ^__^
<Thayo> id vote for recon
<Meia> table cow you worried about that hurricane?
<tablecow> i am tablecow
<Thayo> but i dont want to vote for tubes
<TKN> yes
<TrainOfThought> okay tablecow: write Abscence on your dick and we'll consider
<Thayo> THUNDERPUSSY: help me out
<tablecow> yes
<TKN> we know you're in floriday
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<TKN> -y
<tablecow> but the rain should be nice for my plant brothern
<THUNDERPUSSY> thayo waut?
<tablecow> ^___^
<TrainOfThought> yeah tablecow you should probably evacuate
<Thayo> tablecow: i should have told you this yesterday but you are a p lol troll
<Thayo> i respect you for that
<tablecow> i am not a troll
<tablecow> people troll me constantly
<TKN> whats the link to the article?
<tablecow> i have mental javelins hurled at me
<Thayo> w/e still respecting you for your lol trolling here
<Thayo> it's p damn good
<tablecow> ihm has me on recording saying i have a micropenis
<TKN> whats the link to the article?
<TKN> whats the link to the article?
<TKN> whats the link to the article?
<TrainOfThought> link
<garrett> who is "the legend"
<tablecow> what article
<Thayo> taekesi
<garrett> prolly
<tablecow> taekesi
<garrett> lol
<tablecow> the one 
<TrainOfThought> taekesi
<tablecow> the only
<TrainOfThought> lol
<garrett> that article is staying up forever
<garrett> sorry
<TKN> oh, that
<tablecow> the legend
<garrett> thats the end of the argument
<garrett> have a day
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<erws> have a day
<tablecow> i sent ed admins an email
<garrett> yeah
<TrainOfThought> oh come on garrett, let us have some fun
<garrett> i ignored it
<TrainOfThought> I liked the article
<tablecow> requesting to not be held legally liable for ddos attacks performed
<garrett> loooo
<TrainOfThought> loooooooooo
<TrainOfThought> too late
<tablecow> ask sheep
<garrett> nice ddos threts
<garrett> nice
<garrett> home ip
<TKN> the ddos attacks if there ever was one had no effect
<garrett> 24.129.110.97
<garrett> anyway
<garrett> yeah
<tablecow> yep yep
<garrett> what tkn said
<garrett> go ahead and packet
<garrett> nothing will happen
<tablecow> you will lose access
<armucat> !whois 24.192.110.97
<tablecow> for like a couple minutes
<garrett> doubt that
<garrett> even
<garrett> :P
<tablecow> i can masturbate in that time
<armucat> @help
<tablecow> i am quick
<tablecow> not that i would though
<tablecow> i hate sex
<Meia> !whois google.com
<TKN> that is going as a QOTN
<tablecow> but i am saying that i could screenshot it
<tablecow> and make a video
<tablecow> about how ed got down
<armucat> !ipinfo 24.192.110.97
<Zalgo> [DNS] 24.192.110.97 type: PUBLIC, version: IPv4, netlen: 1
<armucat> !dns 24.192.110.97
<Zalgo> [DNS] 24.192.110.97 resolves to d192-24-97-110.nap.wideopenwest.com [took 0.03406 secs]
<armucat> i give up
<TrainOfThought> the place does appear to be in jag
<tablecow> please take his article down
<tablecow> i am not him
<tablecow> ip search me
<erws>  97.110.129.24.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer c-24-129-110-97.hsd1.fl.comcast.net.
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