User:Serene klondike/C. R. Meadows

C. R. Meadows

Well, it seems that a new author has attempted to surface in the Fan Fiction kingdom. THIS [[dude|chick]] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> [[File:CRMeadows.png|right]] He thinks that he's hot [[Shit]]. Well what he doesn't know is that he literally is! This guy couldn't write his way out of fourth grade. C. R., or Cody, has been writing a fic based on Kung Fu Panda and thinks he's the next [[child rapist|Michael Jackson]]. His fic hasn't even been very popular as of late since he called a hiatus, not that it was before. I tried to read that [[shit|crap]] story, if you can call it that, but I couldn't handle all the [[crossbreeding|fucked up]] animals and the constant barrage of 'R&R' 'Read & Review!!!' 'Hey there guys and guyettes!' and 'Oh look at that Panda having sex with a tiger!!!'. His fans are just as stupid, saying [[bull shit|things]] like 'Nuuuuuuu!!!! You killed Shifu!!!!!'. Quit [[douching|spazing]] out! Go cry a [[fucking]] river and [[emo|slit your wrist in a tub of clorox]]!!! Overall his story is worse than watching [[Snookie wannabe|Jacob Black]] having sex with [[Cedric Digory|Edward Cullen]] in my opinion. His plot so far has been pointless and completely unoriginal, his OCs have been [[Marry Sue-ish|awful]], and he can't even keep a decent timeline for events. You'd have to be a [[fuck-tard|dumb ass]] to enjoy his [[buttsecks|fucking]] story. Cody R. Meadows is from a [[hole in the ground|small town]] somewhere in [[redneck central|West Virginia]]. This [[dude|chick]] has probably been raping his [[mom|cousin]] since he was old enough to stick his [[disco stick|dick]] in her and realize it felt good. And from looking at his facebook page you'd never guess that he WASN'T [[gay|incest]]. ---- == '''Kung Fu Fic''' == So, Here's the rundown on his fic (From what I could gather). It starts with the [[crossbreeders|characters]] doing a yearly exam on an obstacle coarse of which the panda fails miserably only to be surpassed by the [[one he's fucking|tiger]]. Then a panther with some weird ass fucking name breaks out of a prison and wants to go on a murderous [[frolic|rampage]] through the panda's village. A god falls off his cloud and stats [[raping|fucking]] a lion. THEN, this is the good part, the Tiger gets kidnapped by ANOTHER tiger, and the panda gets his ass kicked! let's just hope this guy dies before he has time to finish this disgusting piece of [[Paris Hilton's vag|shit]]!