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User:RHWHORE/Russell Armstong

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Russell "Wife-Beater" Armstrong was a successful business man that liked to beat his wife on reality TV. Little did he know that the show was really gonna air on TV. He was stinking rich up until his wife spent every single fucking penny which started his downward spiral in to crack, E, Kardashian, corner girls and various other illegal substances that his wife was planning on using against him. In his will he left everything to his son.


Call to Fame

One random day some bitch in Beverly Hills recommended Taylor Armstrong as front runner to be on the Real Whorehouses of Beverly's Hills. Russell soon got spooned in to the mix as her Pimp. Little to his knowledge that his whore (taylor) signed over keys to her house, finical records, her life and everything else she had over to bravo. Russell found out and threw a fit (increased the amount of times he beat his wife on a daily bases) Taylor was worried and told the other lady and porn star about this. They all failed to believe a word she said and so went on her life with a pimp.

Russell soon triggered the show in to boosting his career forgetting that had his finical records and other legal papers required for him to appear on the show. Bravo soon found this the prefect time to OWN russell by releasing the papers that cause he downward spiral in to E, crack cocaine, Kardashian and men. Thinking he could recover by show his innocent side by pretending to attend therapy with his whore.


Beating the people around him

Russell soon after starting his nice persona found a urge in him to beat women and rape them. The first to fear this new wrath is Lixa VanDaPumpMe, he harassed her with e-mails claiming that he wasn't don't shit and saying he wasn't getting a divorce from his whore. Soon after these threats failed he followed up by going over to her house, letting the gay out and beating Lixa with a golf club. Lixa learnt her lesson called bravo and got hit on Russell started.

Russell enjoyed the beating of other whores he started to move on to his next victim, Porn Star Camille Grambanger. Camille was a sweat whore that liked to protect Taylor in the 3some circle. Russell accused her of defacing his name and sued her. He then went over and raped her in front of her kids. This was a big mistake for she was still in the middle of a divorce and her lawyer was about to do the same thing. Camille's Lawyer walked in punched Russell and kicked him in the nuts. Russell scared of rape charges rushed home and reset his alarms to say he was home for the 5 hours he was raping a porn star.


HEADLINES

Soon after learning he's career was ruined by Bravo and Camille Russell decide it was hero time and decided to take his own life with a whip and cocaine. He's wife found him and the housekeeper claimed to have not seen the him for six day due to not being allowed in the office while Russell was beating his wife! The aftermath cause his famly to sue bravo for false footage of Russell being a douche only to find the footage was part of the divorce cause that caused him to commit suicide as he was hoping for the world to see him as a hero not a loser wank stain.