User:Phobos/Social Justice

I'm so much more oppressed than you!

The Internet has long been a haven for subhuman freak circuses and circle jerking. However, with the rise of feel good propaganda campaigns and rampant white guilt, various special snowflakes have begun to crawl out of the woodwork demanding their very own asspat. In a world where every blogger/facebook soapboaxer/and overly opinionated suburban white person feels they can change the world with a tweet a new phenomena has been born, the Social Justice Warrior. Social justice warriors are best described as a bunch of "activists" who sit around all day and bitch and moan about how everyone and everything is "racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/whorephobic/fatphobic/arachnophobic/bigoted/oppressive". They consider everyone who disagrees even in the slightest to be a "white hetero-cis scum" even if the ones disagreeing with them are ethnic minorities, gays, bisexuals, etc. Pretty much 99% of the time, social justice warriors on Tumblr never get the fuck off their ass and actually do something, as they're too busy telling people to "check their privilege," while at the same time not noticing their own privilege as they're able to afford a computer or their own innate hypocrisy as they will inevitably rage against well-off, white cisgendered people all the while having a significant amount of well-off, white, cisgendered people making up their numbers.

The History of Internet Oppression

Flowers are like bullets...

Social Justice'ing began as a relatively benign game of hipsters and art students attempting to one up one another over how much more politically active they liked to pretend to be. By posting and re-blogging photos of themselves at Occupy Wall Street protests surrounded by PoliSci nerds they could achieve highly sought after pseudo intellectual cred. This allowed them to brag and boast to their peers about how counterculture they were totes being. Despite living off their parent's money and having no real clue what working class people actually go through they felt this was enough to TRULY understand the disenfranchised. After completing their thesis on why painting flying dongs is going to overthrow the US government they promptly fucked off. Unfortunately the smug attitude they helped forge did not and it began to ingrain itself into American culture (i.e. world culture, suck it eurofags).

After all the tents had been demolished and Instagrams posted the Internet felt like it hadn't gone far enough. Sure the overly filtered manchildren had their fun protesting greedy jews but the pudgy glasses wearing carekings weren't fulfilled. They decided to take their fucked cluster to a wider audience and began furiously reblogging tumblr posts to fill the void in their hearts. Fortunately for them the nets are filled with hugbox shielding faggots who feel their lives are unfairly shitty. These included the gays, the non-whites, the women, and the ugly; these were people in need of perpetual protest. It was a match meant to be and quickly started to gain a following among hags who think of their cats as children, people who are afraid they don't love black people enough to qualify as NOT RACIST, and impassioned Kony 2012 Youtube commenters. The careless suburban dwellers would be able to rage all they wanted about injustice and crybabies would get their fabled white knight. This slowly growing groundswell eventually became popular and migrated off of tumblr to the rest of the Internet.

CHECK YO PRIVILEGE

HOW DARE YOU TRIGGER ME

The main purpose of SOCIAL JUSTICE is not to enact actual change or forward progress. If it were, no one would give a fuck. In fact the primary reason for its existence is to allow white people to impress other white people with how accepting and totally sensitive they are. Due to over privileged teenagers with too much time on their Internet hands never actually experiencing OPPRESSION they merely wing it. Utilizing their caresonas to yell at others about how they are ruining other peoples lives with harmful blog posts. It accomplishes very little but why do something useful when you can have your ego stroked?

Social Justice is both an ivory tower to yell accusations of MANSPLAINING TRANSHATING FAGBASHING SHITHEADS down on lowly plebes and a gated castle to protect fragile Internet denizens. For many people it's both. Angry at years of poor treatment at the hands of CIS SCUM they use the label to aggressively blog about how being trans/feminist/gaybi is clearly superior to regular nohomo manworld. The best way to win at Social Justice is to be the most oppressed, discriminated against person with the shittiest life in the world. This is fact.

A great way of doing this is to be a minority. Currently there are no reports of minorities being able to access the Internet so they couldn't be reached for comment. If you are fortunate enough not to have been born a nigger (or a PoC, as fags call them) which is likely, since you're on Tumblr/Reddit/Wordpress, a great way of achieving the bragging rights and all the special treatment that comes with being a minority is to become one. By becoming a tranny, sex worker, loony or a fatty, because these things are exactly the same as being born a particular color or sex that you had no control over.

What Can I Do?

If you are interested in enlightening yourself about the lives of the most marginalized people in society, never ever talk to any that you may know IRL who happen to be happy and secure in themselves, who do not have problems with authority, massive victim complexes or a chip on their shoulder. Because, according to social justice bloggers, these people do not exist - all trannies are murdered and all niggers are poor and they need the help of white, cisgendered people to help them succeed. Instead, go straight to Tumblr and immerse yourself in the insular world of social justice. But be warned, dear reader, the deeper you get into the social justice movement the harder it is to get out. You'll have friends to keep and the only way to do that is to become more hardline no matter how much your new, extreme views may contradict with your own basic principles.

If anybody calls out on your bullshit, ignore them, because they are just not as educated in the ramblings of buttmad trannies, ugly fat women and whores as you are.

Should I Kill Myself?

Yes.

Gallery of Privilege

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  If you're wrong on the Internet you should kill yourself
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  Almost raped.
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  Wow u must be smart.
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  STOP ALL THE OPPRESSION!