User:Payaskhatri/Mahatma gandhi

                                             GANDHI

Mahatma gandhi was a attention whore who had love for the british and their wimmins but wouldn't admit it.

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little,which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him .... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. File:Http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQe06b51u4H9zPvcB8 SnQIjMrGnq5dkYoM8PF7Y092561av1f5

Born in India also known as the father of a crap nation delayed India's independance for several years because he had no love for guns. Ironically he was shot dead by an hero named Nathuram godse(not to be confused with goatse) on 30 january 1948 much to the relif of millions of curry munching Indians who could now buy arms and shoot some peoples to reduce their fuckin population which in case didn't happen...O SHI!

Gandhi being a drama whore and in complete need of attention made many people follow non-voilence which resulted in much fail as British simply responded with shooting and killing fuckin everything like an open hunting season. When asked they replied WE DID IT FOR TEH LULZ. Media:http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist/events/jbagh.html

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                                           GIVING INDIA INDEPENDANCE???????  

Some say Gandhi helped india gained indepandance which is as true as love between India and Pakistan.British after raping and plundering an entire nation 15 times their size for OVER 9000 YEARS finally met it's match those good GERMANS.....after much drama and butt rape in WWII british finally realised they are finally out of bullets and decided to leave that god forsaken land.

                                          GANDHI A COMPLETE HOMO 

INDIA