User:Moltard24/WIP:PoS

This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

ParagonOfSonamy aka Paragon-Yoshi, is another wannabe e-saint, hoping to be revered for doing noble deeds which include writing well thought out essays, wonderful ideas for video games, and generally bringing awareness to oh-so-terrible fiends.

Judging by the avatar, username, and posting style, you'd think this person is a 16-year-old girl — sadly, this person is actually a 25-year-old man.

You may have found him through his stamps, fanfiction, journals, or comments that reek of USI. He enjoys using his profile to live out his bizarre fantasies, which include writing a glorious victory in a battle against strawmen, and weaving a gloom-filled tale of manchild woe. In his world, when people do bad things, they're no better than Nazis, but when he or his allies do the same things, it's justified because the fanbase started it!

Anyone with a brain should take caution when reading his posts or else be cursed with a significant loss of IQ.

He currently doesn't have an interest in Sonic anymore, nor does he an interest in actually doing something about his avatar.

The self proclaimed "General Fiction Writer"

Before Paragon decided to stop whining about not being a good artist, he posted the typical screenshots, low-quality, uninspired photos, and copy-and-pasted junk, until he figured that writing would be easy enough to garner e-fame. He thought that all he had to do was to write down any idea and post without editing things out, such as inconsistency, incoherency, and stuff that make him look like an asshole.

In the event someone with morbid curiosity had a look at his writings, they would find that he takes himself so seriously, they would think he thought himself as suitable to be a god. Then again, he does have these fascinations...

His moon sized ego lead him to believe he can write skillfully even though his English is "limited". These quotes will show that he makes more sense taken out of "context".

	“	SPEED=/=SPEED Doesn't make sense? Well, give it a second thought.	„
	—Amphetamine isn't the same as the magnitude of velocity. Duh.

	“	There is a difference between platforming mixed with momentum and physics summarized with 'SPEED' (which the classics had) and... just going fast (which is what makes the current games suck.)	„
	—The rest of the previous quote with "context".

	“	The Sonic fanbase is 80% full of fanbrats, who like all the Sonic games, even the new ones.	„
	—They even like the new games? How horrible!

	“	Nothing wrong with it, but if someone states, why he doesn't like them, fanbrats get pissed, insult him, consider their opinions as facts and force it on everyone who 'opposes' Sonic.	„
	—The rest of the previous quote with "context".

	“	["]...That is when I realized it... realized that a fanbase it really was... corrupted..." everything was silent for a bit, after he said that. The crowd and the Sega Team just looked shocked at him. And it remained silent for some minutes. Until Nakamura finally broke the silence: "What do you mean... corrupted?"	„
	—The answer is in the next quote.

	“	"Simple, the majority of the fanbase is corrupted."	„
	—That explains everything!

	“	She also had her headphones on her head. Which she almost always wore.	„
	— She almost always wore her head.

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The bullshit

Make way for the cool kid; that's the treatment he expects for his sacred opinions. They are delicate flowers, so any person who questions them or gives him another perspective are infringing on his rights to his opinions, trying to shove their opinion down his throat or just rotten trolls. It doesn't take much to make him freak; even a polite criticism will be enough to make him cry, so don't be fooled by his claims to be able to take it. To him, these perfidious perpetrators don't understand that what he posts is criticism, that their reactions are merely butthurt. Sometimes, he is at a place without the advantage of blocking any nonbeliever and will flee to his hugbox when anyone dares to disagree with his righteous rants.

When it comes to differing opinions, Paragon is interested only in making the other side bow down to him, as opposed to maintaining a discussion. Point out any inconsistencies he makes, and he will weasel his way out of acknowledging their point, even moving the goal posts.

“	But I am against Disrespectfulness and insults. Respect the opinions and choices of others.	„

“	WHAT'S WITH PEOPLE LIKING CHARACTERS THAT ARE SO OBVIOUSLY SHITTY?!?	„

“	Unfortunately, most ppl will still keep buying Sonic and like the games. Because they probably don't even know what good games are.	„
—Stay classy, Paragon.

Dictatorship!

“	Looks like dictatorship still is part of today's society. Especially on the internet.	„

He wishes he could be a god and create his ideal world... like a wannabe dictator.

After carefully expressing his honest opinions, he came across the evil fanbrats who insulted him and made up facts. Oh yeah, and threatened him with death, which justifies the comparison of the many fans who don't! Because of these actions, Paragon logic dictates they are Nazis. Called someone an idiot? Nazi. Claimed people keep buying games they like don't know what good games are? Nazi. Think speed is speed? Nazi. (See the "iceberg" quote below for his logic and to find he apparently considers himself a Nazi.)[1] [2].

	“	And thus I dare to say, that Sonic fanboys are NOT any better than Adolf Hitler, if not even worse! The Sonic fanbase is full of those Hitler offspring's/wannabe dictators.	„
	—They killed people and sent others to concentration camps!

	“	I saw how they were acting and I saw how disrespectfully they treated opinions that don't suit their liking. And for one last time: I am comparing BEHAVIORS, NOT PEOPLE! A small but vital difference.[3]	„
	—It's still in their behaviors that they kill people.

	“	I am sick and tired when people say "We are not like Nazi's. We didn't murder anyone!". As if murder is the only thing Nazi's did... Murder and oppressive laws are only the TIP OF THE ICEBERG! Oppression, Propaganda, Aggression, Opinion-Distortion, Racism, Insulting, etc. are the remaining 95% of that iceberg. Even without that tiny tip of the iceberg (only 5% of the whole iceberg) it's one HUGE CHUNK OF INHUMANITY we're dealing with here.	„
	—"Propaganda," says the tart likening the fanbase to Nazis.

	“	Nazi's indeed did things much worse than fanboys. In terms of actions, it should be obvious which party is worse. However, when it comes to THINKING. Things don't look too different between those parties, if you ask me.	„
	—Think Paragon is a backpedaling idiot? Shame on you, you Nazi.

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The Sonic fanbase is dictorial, fanatic and insane.
You say they are merely stupid? Allow me to educate you!
I hope you are now enlightened of the evils of the fanbase.

Unoriginality sucks

As a righteous and truly artistic individual, he sees things such as unoriginality and unimaginativeness and wants them dead. With an attitude like that, one would think he hates pretty much everything, which obviously isn't the case, judging by the pictures in his favorites.

If you actually read his stuff, you would find writing typically found on fanfiction.net.

Clichéd, stereotypical characters
Clichéd backstories
Animu expressions
The author shoving his views down the throats of his readers.
Drama for the sake of drama.
Scenes, characters, even plots "based" on such from videogames.
Characters crossing over for no apparent reason.
RANDOMNESS
Training!

These are things he did in the past, but it's shown that old habits die hard, when you skim over his lazily written Shantae fanfic.

He couldn't even be arsed to come up with an original plot:

Shantae needs to search for the generic upgrades to power up her ~~sword~~ hair in order to defeat the evil ~~wizard~~ genie.
"The Mysterious Girl": A girl dressed like a ninja who gives Shantae an info dump, turns out to be ~~a princess~~ her mom in disguise and gives her the power to shoot projectiles of light, then immediately gets imprisoned in a crystal by the evil genie who keeps it in her castle and waits for Shantae to come to the rescue.
After her lair has collapsed, the evil genie transforms into her final form, commencing the final battle. While Shantae's mother focuses on channeling her power, Shantae protects her from the evil genie's attacks.
After Shantae damaged the Genie enough, Shantae's Mother uses her Magic to stop the Evil Genie from moving and "reveals" her heart. Shantae then performs an epic final blow.

When confronting him, don't expect an original response.

Mary Sues, Real Life or Fictional

What else can Paragon do to inflate his ego? By pandering to fans of girl power! Like many guys, he has a thing for women kicking ass; unlike many guys, he acts like he deserves a medal for it.

Real life women who fight like kung-fu masters make him excited, so expresses his desire to see more "girl fighting" in this journal. He explained the moves to use in a fight as well as tips when in a fight. He provided a list of movie clips (which were taken down by Youtube) to show how awesome women would look as fighting machines. He did all this to prove that women are not weak at all. How reassuring of him to use fiction to prove it!

This attitude doesn't appear present when he talks about how a woman is a victim of a game show because they "PURPOSELY choose games where she has NO CHANCE of winning" or a random nobody claiming that girl gamers aren't common.

This is in his favorites. Make of that what you will.

If any dare to imply he supports women for shallow reasons, he'll run right back to home base and maybe cry "insolence!"

“	To be very honest, I generally support heroines more than heroes. Yes, you've read correctly. And it has NOTHING to do with sexism (more about that at the next character), but rather that I think that female's are generally underrated and wrongly considered the "inferior gender". And I think it's right to set an example.	„

If the real reason for his support wasn't already evident, his fanfiction would show it:

Dan Tremmo - Young Super Fighters: A movie idea about a guy named Matt (POS's first name is Mathias) meeting an amnesiac girl who can kick ass and dodge bullets. It turns out this "Dan Tremmo" taught the girl every martial arts in the world and had injected some "vaccine" that enhances her abilities and makes her virtually indestructible, and gave her a drug that causes amnesia. Remember girls, if you want to be awesome, have drug-induced superpowers!
Fighting Princess-Royal Bout: A game idea of princes and princesses battling each other leading to a showdown between the best royal fighters of the continent (all of them who just happened to be female).
Martial Arts Legends - A fighter's journey: A game idea about a 16 year old girl who trained in kick boxing for years, went on a journey to go training and training and training. Oh, and save the world.
After 6 Years - Fighting Spirit: A story showing off how badass Amy Rose and her friends are after six years of training. When they have nothing to do, they go train by fighting for hours, bashing their head against hard surfaces for better head-butting damage, balancing on balance beams while balancing various objects with their feet, defending against a stupidly named bird... apparently anything but weight-lifting. If you read this 40+ chapter fanfiction, you may hear the sound of physiologists rolling in their graves.

Characterization? Sensibility? Who cares, they just kick ass!!

Your characters are now my tools

When he was working on his latest Amy Rose worship fanfiction, he knew that it wasn't getting much attention and thought that characters that other people created will help it gain popularity. So, he got permission from the characters' creators, and his deluded brain equated it as permission to twist the characters into his playthings.

Upon planning what on "fitting" changes to make, he had a look at C-Squirrel's character and immediately took his scalpel to butcher the character as badly as 4Kids would have. Living dead? Do not want! Bombs or any other weapons? Not proper fighting! Personality he can't manage to fit without changing the story? Screw that!

After Paragon shoved C-Squirrel with links of his shitfic in her face, she decided to play along until he crossed the line with a name change, claiming the name suited her better than the name her creator gave herself. Naturally, C-Squirrel requested for her character's removal in which Paragon responded like the mature, tough-skinned critic he was: in tears.

Without permission to use the character anymore, he went into hugbox mode in which he did the following:

Tried to gain sympathy for his "justified" actions. Deleted the two entries he used when it failed.
Wrote a little reminder to say that the character removal was a blow to his artistic endeavors.
Got "pressured" into deleting his precious fic.
Told everybody that he is not responsible if he happens to shit on their trust and therefore, they should not give him a "mental beating".

The madness was finally over when he remembered C-Squirrel's suggestion to make his own character. Now that he has created a replacement, he found the drive to continue his story and had learned his lesson: when you're sneakier with your wording, you can get off scot-free by technicality.

This wasn't the only time Paragon screwed someone over. He had an intense hatred for one particular fan-character, Yasu, even going so far to express his disgust on any piece of fanart in which he appears. He saw him as the perfect candidate for the villain in his story and begged the creator, QT-Star, for her permission. Knowing full well of Paragon's hatred for her character, she figured he would be decent enough to at least put effort into making Yasu into a magnificent villain.

However, with the desire to do so being overcome by his obsession of his wordy fights of sexy hedgehog girls, he made Yasu into a carbon copy of Vega, and copied a part from the animated Street Fighter II movie with the final chapter of his appearance, and called them "parodies", hoping nobody with knowledge of the character or movie would notice.

“	Though I think Qutie is going to hate me for this. It still needed to be done though....	„

After having her trust betrayed, she gave Paragon the cold shoulder and broke ties with him.

“	[Yasu] was a 21 year old Wolf-mobian. He was going into the same school as Cream. Though he was in a higher class. He was kind of a woman charmer. That's how Cream got to know him in the first place.	„
—In context, Cream is 11 years old.

Even though the others had their characters either becoming antagonists for petty reasons, or changed simply because it's more convenient for the writer, they seemed to be fine with it. If that wasn't the case, then they lied about liking what he did, just so he doesn't throw another bitchfit.

Nintendo vs. Capcom

ParagonOfSonamy was playing some of his Street Fighter games on easiest mode and repeatedly gets his ass handed to him. This is not because he sucks at the games; it's obviously Capcom's fault for not making the games beginner-friendly! Some time after, he decided to write his ideas on a beginner-friendly game, then show them to a team of artists and programmers so they will be so amazed by his awesome writing that they will gladly make a game for him! His game would be called Nintendo vs. Capcom.

“	And of course, only being able to write scripts, fanfics and stuff surely sucks for me. D: I am kinda hoping to find people, who would gladly work together with me to get this game done.	„

Feeling confident of his wonderful idea, he went to Rogue Mages and made a topic to invite all those who wish to give his ego satisfaction, which came to a complete halt when someone smashed his ego with a hammer called criticism.

It took him a whole month to pick up pieces of his shattered ego, but when he tried again this time, he claimed to welcome ideas and criticism so he could make the game. However, this claim about criticism and ideas was debunked when the same guy who was douchey enough to criticize the idea the first time, decided to give criticism again. And now, Paragon's face turned into one of sad. He knew he couldn't present a decent counterargument, so he left the topic for dead and relied on his self-esteem squad to kiss his boo-boos.

He moved on from Rogue Mages to go on a quest to find willing slaves to work on his project. While most of the places accepted having demands thrown at their faces, Mugen Guild did not, and as a result, proceeded to pwn him.

Shockingly, some had the nerve to ask to be paid for their work. He has no means to transfer money nor does he have enough to pay, and leeching off of his mommy and daddy was out of the question as well, which leaves him to rely on donations from others without giving compensation. Oh, if only the sprite artists didn't use such sucky, inefficient methods of spriting and used the tutorials he generously provided, then they would have accepted the "appreciation and enjoyment of the players" as payment! But who needs them anyway? They're just greedy assholes.

For someone emphasizing patience when it comes to making a game, he's oblivious to the main fact that attention whoring makes him anything but patient.

Quotes

	“	School is important, true. And yet it also has an anti-social, sadistic community in many cases. Which makes it so unbearable for people who are different or have different opinions. Regardless whether they are friendly or not, they will fall prey to the sadistic fiends. And even outside of school there are so many of them. WHY CAN'T THEY DIE?!? Seriously, if I would have like godly powers, I would like to give them a first-hand lesson! Either they can be turned or they will be wiped from existence. Cuz I don't think people, who only feel true joy or satisfaction if they cause pain to others, should infest this society any longer. Might be hard to say. But talking or negotiating won't work any longer.	„

	“	There is one more thing I have to say though: I understand if my friends are disappointed with me. But is a block really the only option? Am I really that much of curse to you? WHY CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS (like friends normally do)? If you have a problem with me, TELL ME! Then we can discuss things in a friendly manner and try and find a solution. But if you just block me just like that, you don't only throw away a valuable friendship just like that... ... YOU EVEN BEREAVE ME OF MY CHANCE TO CORRECT MYSELF OR MY BEHAVIOUR! Whether or not this is justified, everyone has decide for himself/herself. But for me, it is NOT right to throw a friendship away like that and treating me like trash from one day to the next...	„

	“	I personally would comprehend, if they feel anger, sadness or disappointment. But what do I see? JOY! Joy because they have gotten rid of me!!! And you can't possibly imagine what kind of feelings I can feel. It is something I don't even wish upon my worst enemy!	„

	“	Right now, I feel like I am no human. But rather a curse, that only hurts people. A curse that never should've existed... That exactly how I feel right now! But even those words don't even get close to that horrible emotion that I feel right now...	„

	“	No matter how ppl deny it or how official ratings approve of it: Sonic is NOT about speed!!! His root-gameplay was Platforming with momentum and physics! How ppl can not see the difference between past and present Sonic games is beyond me. One last thing though, before you make up bullcrap again. We do NOT want Sonic to go back to 2D, but we want the classic gameplay back! Whether it's 2D or 3D DOESN'T MATTER TO US!!!	„
	—Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

	“	I NEVER waste even one second of thought in thinking of someone as a stupid one or something. Neither do I want anyone to feel guilty. I just want everyone to get along again and be happy!!!	„

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Gallery

Apparently, an observation against his opinion, is an infringement to his right to freedom of speech.
Flipping out over being called grumpy.
"Death isn't a laughing matter. What do Hitler and Stalin have to do with this?"
Death isn't a laughing matter, but I would joke about it anyway!
At least it's not death!
There are not enough people who are criticizing!
Thanks for the criticism, but it's fiction. Expect things not to make sense.