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User:LoluMad/Shadowarmory

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Marisa Holmes aka Shadowarmory/Gumiworm/EmettheNecromancer/Bitch is probably one of the worst untalented twats to ever come out of DevianTART. She hails from South Carolina. Or was it North Carolina? Or maybe it was one of the Dakotas? I don't fucking remember and honestly, I don't fucking care. She is notorious for tracing over Bleedman's artwork and making a lot of fail base edits, most of the time without giving a single hint that she even used one. And, like all those other butthurt little TARTlets who are exposed of their ways, she made various journals bawing about HOW SHE DID NAWT STEEL ANY ART AN DAT EVRY1 IZ JUS JELUS OF HER TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111ONE11111111.

How her art looks when she doesn't trace.
How her art looks when she does trace. See a difference?


Her Fanboy and Chum Chum Obsession

Believe it or not, Shadow's faggotry began with her obsession of some fag kid called Kyle from Nickelodeon's hit TV show, Fanboy and Chum Chum. So, like any other pathetic soul with no life, she created her own Mary-sue named Emet. To be expected, her character was nothing more than a self-insert, who was streaming with unoriginality. Through the power of Gimp,she quickly made terrible traces and base edits of the lovely couple. Since 99% of all TARTlets are stupid cock sucking weeaboos, she quickly raked in the watchers who thought her "art" was So awesome!!!! :)

Her actions went unnoticed, until one day, she posted a picture of Link and Midna. She thought she could easily claim the picture as her own and watch her stupid little army fap to her "talent," but then another TARTlet by the name of Ninkodie came along and immediately noticed the picture wasn't hers. Ninkodie then told her to remove the picture or be reported. Shadow did as Ninkodie commanded, but this probably started a chain reaction. Not long after, some more people started to notice her theft.

Her obsession with Ellis

After her obsession with Fanboy and Chum Chum seased, she quickly became obsessed with Ellis from Left 4 Dead. Again she created a self-insert Sue, named Marisa Holmes, so that she could fufill all her fantasies with him. This character was even less original than her other character. It was just Emet with longer hair. She didn't even have enough creativity to think of a new name. So, like hitting the replay button on JewTube, she quickly made an ass-load of traces and base edits of the couple doing eachother.

Unfortunately for her, this time her theft didn't go unnoticed. TARTlets by the names of TurquoiseXDecember and GodessOfFire discovered she was tracing and then quickly went to work flaming the shit out of Marisa. Of course, she made some more journals BAWWWWWING about how butthurt she was. She was so butthurt, in fact, that she moved to another account.

Her Characters

Keep in mind that the character descriptions may not be totally correct. That's because she changed their backstory over 9000 times.

Emet the Necromancer/Zombie Reaper/Emo- Her very first OC. Created because she was in love with Kyle. Has magical powers and is a psychopath. In a later description she is said to be human and has a fetish for gluing animal parts to her body.

Kia Konechi-Emet's sister. Likes to stalk people. Also has magical powers.

Misfortune/That bitch who got drunk last night.- Kia's friend. Loves getting high on ecstacy at raves. Carries around explosives and loves to kick people in the balls.

Marisa Holmes-Another poor attempt to be with a fictional character. Is pretty much just Emet with longer hair. Is a zombie.

Piki Okishu-Her Vocaloid character. Is just a lower Neru and looks like another Emet clone.

Armlet-Her Panty and Stocking OC. Is supposed to be a demon. Looks like another Emet clone and was most likely created so that she could be with Breif, a character from the show.

Rikku-Her Resident Evil OC. Was only drawn once so she's not really important.

Malice Abnoi-An emo who was going to be the main character of her book called Music Box of Fire. She was only "drawn" once and the book was never mentioned again. She is also another clone of Emet.

So, from these riveting character descriptions, you have most likely derived that not one of these characters are the least bit interesting. Most of them are self-inserts who look the fucking same.

Some Notable People of Interest

Ninkodie

Possibly the first to realize that Marisa was tracing. She stumbled upon her while making her usual rounds hunting for art theft. After Shadow removed her stolen picture of Link and Midna, she started stalking her profile. Unfortunately, she hadn't set her status to invisible and Shadow just happened to have a visitor box. So, when She confronted Ninkodie on why she was on her profile a lot, all hell broke loose. The two quickly got into an arguement with Ninkodie blocking her as the end result. After this, Marisa made a journal whining about it and saying how she did not steal any art. If you wish to congratulate or troll her, I'm afraid she has closed her original account. Don't worry! Her new account is here.

TurquoiseXDecember

She was once part of Marisa's army. Upon realizing that she was tracing, she quickly turned against her. She then started flaming Marisa for always using bases and never giving credit to the base makers. She was seen agreeing with Ninkodie. Unfortunately, she has closed her account and has not created a new one.

slashcat2000

Was Marisa's bottom bitch. She remained in her army until the very end. She was often seen kissing Marisa's ass. You can find her here.

Gallery

The Gallery of No Talent About missing Pics
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  • Flipped 'n' traced.
    Flipped 'n' traced.

Teh Banhammer

Sometime in June, sweet justice was served. Marisa was Finally banned from dA. However, it wasn't because of her tracing. It was because she had gotten sexual in a chatroom. Of course, she tried to make a new account, but after a week she was banned again. Supposedly because she had gotten into a religious fight with another TARTlet. There has been no word on if she has created a new account yet.

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