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User:Jebus-Kreist/Las Lindas
Las Lindas is a shitty, furry filled webcomic of Type B. Created by "Chalo", this is also one of many shitty webcomics on the website "Katbox" which is also poorly made. It serves as a private hosting website for these furries who are too fucking special to go on any other site that would be ecstatically thrilled to have actual content with a meaning other then "insert bestiality porn here", but the comic itself is still about a 37 year old kidney stealing spic drawing softcore furry porn that is so ridiculously bad in quality and with such horrific anatomy that, quite frankly, it makes even the most unskillful of people cringe in horror because of how incoherently terrible it legitimately is.
Since the first installment of the excessively long and incomprehensibly bullshit storyline, furfags everywhere have been going ape shit over the poorly drawn anime quality-bestiality softporn. So much so that the creator migrated from his original website to a "more popular" website with the same core values(softporn comics, maybe normal porn everywhere else). The new site its on has long since degraded into a private hosting site for "donation" based commissions for the closed circle of furfag wannabe artists to upload fanfiction quality spin-offs or porn of varying intensities, usually with characters from the original webcomics. It even works ass backwards and they force characters from these shitty "non-canon fanfictions" into the real comic. Usually when someone includes the words "Non-Canon" it means they are making a fanfiction spin-off of a well known, or at least publicly available franchise/series that was thought good enough for a large corporate company to fund with fuckloads of money, manpower, and/or effort. Not some shitty webcomic you made yourself and whimsically change to your current sex fetish. You know it's shitty when Other Websites that are about fair and equitable reviews and criticizing think Las Lindas is a huge fucking steaming pile of regurgitated feces and only has fans because of the redaculous(ly poor) softcore furry porn.
The only reason this webcomic stands above the other comics on this failure of a website is because it is trying to relate to the real world, and totally fucks up at that with elements from taken straight from the stupidest of places known to humanity, anything that a 14 year old girl could have thought up that cant even remotely be true under any circumstances. Also at that it blatantly rips off of every single thing you may or may not have held sacred or untouchable by furries, such as THE EMPRAH. Cant forget about completely expected "unexpected twists" and "cliffhangers" that are even more droll then the lamest of TV Soap Operas.
The Start of (quite possibly all modern) Furfaggotry
Way back in 2004, a man mexican lowlife by the guise of "Chalo", with the help of 2 other dumbfuck furfags,"ID_Fox" and "SoulKat" decided to make a comic based around a vegetable farm, and its owner having a personal competition with a rival dairy farm. This shit would have made sense for a fucking B-Rated Wallace and Gromit movie or a failtastic media outlet of similar dumbfuckery. The actual comic IS ALWAYS FOCUSED AROUND AN ANIMALS TITS. The only pictures that MAY not have a sexual focus(It seems impossible because it's furry, I know) is possibly, that's POSSIBLY, when a new character is being forcefully injected in "When the fuck was this announced" circumstances that seem to happen for no actual reason whatsoever. But 99.9% have a clearly noticeable sexual them. Some may include an ass as well, but this just shows the real intentions of the comic... to get some furfags to unleash a load and praise the artist for this.
Almost all of the comics are censored in some way, most provocatively, with incredibly skimpy clothing, nudity facing the other way, etc. But there are a remote few comics, and alot of "miscellaneous" content that is not even remotely censored that is simply there because of the previously stated "donation based commissions" who will do anything to support their basement dweller ways of accomplishing dickall. The latter is rare though, because the 7 person fanbase, although being furry, realized that paying $125 per motherfucking comic strip with 3 panels done by a 37 year old virgin spic is a total ripoff. The site now uses Patreon for funding the hideously overpriced bonus comics. Since ED openly uses patreon it mus not be total fucking pile of shit, but Las Lindas still needs at least $350 per fucking month for 1 strip of each bonus comic, if even that much. Sadly it has 125+ patrons throwing an almost mirrored $1250+ at this shitty website, so theoretically they should be throwing more bonus comics out per month than they do the actual fucking comic. Since there is enough money there for 3 of each bonus comic per month(with extra cash left over) and there are 4 "bonus" comics, there should be 12 bonus comics per month, which is severely more then the once-a-week normal comic that at most gets 4 per month. Somebody actually pledged $400+ per month like a fucking faggoty little idiot, and seeing as Alex Oates is the first person in the credits on every comic it was probably his hipster douchebag ass. Patreon blocks searching for individual people, or really any fucking search at all by personal experience remotely related to what you wanted, so just click this and hit the link to their patreon page that they provide.
Keep in mind that he was also around doing the exact same shit on "his own" website with different characters and crap, but moved in 2004 under the agreement of having to make a consistent comic that he was at least trying to have continuity and a storyline... as to be expected of any furry he failed miserably and his 7 fans white knight for him. He also left this old website running with some wonderful information that he has probably forgotten he publicly posted, and has probably forgotten he left it running in the first place.
Katbox Itself: "Hosting" Website
Katbox is home to not 1, but MANY shitty, mostly furry webcomics. Las Lindas being the second oldest, but having far less comics then even relatively new comics. Las Lindas has around 375 actually "canon" segments out of well over 500 strips, counting all of the "spin-offs", random comic strips under "bonus comics" that explain the characters past and present events not in the "actual" comic but should have been, and the "simply porn" comics. Even the newer additions to the website a few years old compared to Las Lindas have X3 more content and arguably more effort.
These comics also cost
$125$350, that's right, Three-Hundred and Fifty-Fiv Dollars American of public donations to get a single comic strip, composed of 1-5 comic panels at most, for the bonus comics to get another addition. This is why most of them don't move for well over 6 months at a time on the donation counter.
And also at that, despite this being a private site for these furry "artists" to put their shit on, there is almost nothing there(Big surprise)... Because they realized shortly after starting this private site that nobody in the fucking furry fandom(the intended audience), even knows about this fucking website to begin with, or will ever check there for artwork to jizz on instead of mainstream sites that are (well) populated by other dumbfucks and having copious amounts of redundant copy/pasted furry porn fetishes.
- Instead they just have a few(ancient) uploads there, and a majority of (their not webcomic panel) uploads go straight onto other websites devoted to furfaggotry as a whole... and then throw "hai guiz chek ot dis webkomik wea ar maked" into the description.
KatBox also uses "Disqus" for any and all comment features on the website, with a small twitter feed for the artist to BAAAAAAAW about daily life. For anyone who doesn't know what disqus is, it is effectively an anonymous comment feature that can be abused to hell and back for trolling. There is no legitimate banning system and has to rely on "Flag as spam" that requires copious amounts of people to actually work. You can/should also use a sockpuppet email so you can "follow" the disqusion, aka get notifications of butthurt. Did I mention there is no ban system?
"Notable" Characters
There is 41 characters that Chalo thought were notable enough to get a "Bio", let alone that only about 1/4, if even that many are constant/"important" to any storyline. The rest of them are vanity characters(show up for some dumbass reason one way or another, for a total of 1-5 comic panels at most), or show up in the useless "bonus" comics as filler material, and have absolutely no reason to be there, let alone have a personalized biography.
Almost every female character is effectively what err'body thinks women should look like: Big Round hips with some big thighs, thin waist, giant disgustingly saggy tits because nobody knows what a bra is, a ribcage about as big as their face, the shoulder width of their waist, and finally they are almost all fucking furrified except 2 characters which have no importance in the storyline(if not a negative impact).
Chalo legitimately has no fucking idea what he is doing when it comes to drawing. He makes even the most amateur art student who cant even fully grasp anatomy look like the worlds top biological scientist. He is seriously that bad. The only thing that has improved at all over the 15 solid years he admits to drawing is the (still bad) shading with 1 grey colour, but he still has inexplicable shining and "through-the-fur" blushing.
There is not one fucking thing that he has drawn that can even be remotely considered feasible. Just because he can us the paintbucket tool in photoshop with colours quite literally poached from other peoples work, with a single grey colour and white for shading, the fans of the comic will white knight for him and pull up every possible excuse to defend his shitty work. It's so bad that it's very possible you will return weekly whenever he decides to update it just to get a cheap laugh out of what he considered was good enough to publicly display, or mock his shitty comics the day they are uploaded so that untold amounts of 7 people can feel the butthurt before commenting about said butthurt.
- Mora - A brown cow. She's
borderlineoverweight and works on a farm she inherited from her father as he was dying, hence she has inherited the stereotypical farmwoman attitude... bitch at anything and everything. Anything that bitches back can be thrown around like a paperweight because she has the body strength to move around whatever the fuck she feels like apparently. She also whores herself out to just about anyone. She also pays her workers less then minimum wage because farmers are poor bastards and their shit is always falling apart around them. This is proven because 3 people combined have less then $200 to spend, even though one of them is the owner.
- Minos - A brown bull(male cow). The male counterpart to Mora. He is what 80% of the furry fandom makes their fursonas look like, and about 30% of what they make them act like. He is (of coarse) excessively muscular despite no apparent physical activities. He is also 7 feet tall and has bull horns. The most fucking ridiculous part of Minos is his personality.
- Despite bulls being overly aggressive testosterone fueled blockheads, Chalo decided that this wasn't a very realistic attitude. Instead, Minos has the personality of what every 13 year old girl wishes their future husband will be. He is a "talented" painter, excessively nice to everyone possible, likes to handle things with reason and words(even though he naturally looks like a bodybuilder apparently), has more emotion then he does manhood, and everyone is his friend and respects him. He also has a love interest that he lost when he was younger which he is emotionally scarred over.
- What the fuck? His love interest left him to become a MEDIEVAL KNIGHT!
- Despite bulls being overly aggressive testosterone fueled blockheads, Chalo decided that this wasn't a very realistic attitude. Instead, Minos has the personality of what every 13 year old girl wishes their future husband will be. He is a "talented" painter, excessively nice to everyone possible, likes to handle things with reason and words(even though he naturally looks like a bodybuilder apparently), has more emotion then he does manhood, and everyone is his friend and respects him. He also has a love interest that he lost when he was younger which he is emotionally scarred over.
- Miles - An "alleycat" with a mind solely focused around himself and sex. He is what 20% of what furries make their fursonas look like, and 70% of their personalities. He is a special kind of egotistical dumbshit, even going sofar as to start working out(for all of 5 minutes in total) when a woman he wants to molest gets a crush on Minos, and rejects him further. It should also be noted that he is the most perverted person in the comic, and is actually "SoulKats" fursona.
- Which is why SoulKat is constantly trying to turn his image from a pervert to a "cool guy" and failing many times in the process. He is ashamed that he thought it was a good idea to throw himself into the comic for the fanbase of 7 people to judge him by. Even the 7 viewer fanbase lulz at his failure, and they're furries which makes it even more pathetic.
- Rachael - A black cat. She acts like a mother figure to her figuratively speaking little sister "Sarah" and makes up for her lack of maturity. She has standards through the fucking roof for a furry. Blatant lesbian given all feasible evidence with reasonable exclusions due to stereotypical bullshit.
- As to be expected, Rachael finds herself unattractive to men because "No tits, Drab hair, and lumps of muscle". Her breasts being of average size. Her hair being average, maybe even damn flawless in Asian countries. And the only notable muscle is the obscene amount on her abs/lower torso, a disgusting amount. It doesn't even make sense since there is absolutely 0 evidence anywhere that she even works out her lower body, but rather manages to do unrealistic amounts of pushups with those scrawny arms... on her fists instead of her palms(immense pain since knuckles aren't level with eachother)... with 1 arm only...sure there.It may also look like more then it actually is because Chalo, like an unsurprisingly large amount of
artistspeople who can use editing software in the furry fandom, has a hard time keeping muscle ON THE BODY. He makes it float like it's on the outside of the body completely and barely fused by skin, which solidifies his zero skill reputation. She is also completely based off of "Motoko Aoyama from Love Hina" except turned into a cat. So original.
- As to be expected, Rachael finds herself unattractive to men because "No tits, Drab hair, and lumps of muscle". Her breasts being of average size. Her hair being average, maybe even damn flawless in Asian countries. And the only notable muscle is the obscene amount on her abs/lower torso, a disgusting amount. It doesn't even make sense since there is absolutely 0 evidence anywhere that she even works out her lower body, but rather manages to do unrealistic amounts of pushups with those scrawny arms... on her fists instead of her palms(immense pain since knuckles aren't level with eachother)... with 1 arm only...sure there.It may also look like more then it actually is because Chalo, like an unsurprisingly large amount of
Soulkat has been having some serious attraction to this fictional character over the course of the comic. Every chance he gets he modifies the storyline to fuck off to random unexplained destinations without reason to try and make his fursona(Miles) get together with her, but Chalo (the artist) keeps making him RAEG by having her beat the shit out of him because she is a lesbian and would never fall for the biggest guido wannabe in the comic. Plus Chalo wants her for himself.
- Sarah - Rachael's "little sister". As well as being shorter and a different breed of housecat then Rachael altogether, she has large, saggy, unrealistic breasts with red blush on them through a layer of fur for some reason. Something else that makes no sense is also how Rachael, through comparison to the human character, is about 4 1/2 feet tall, whilst Sarah has to be like 3 3/4 feet tall at most. Fucking midget. She also has ADHD and never shuts the fuck up or says completely ignorant shit.
- They claimed her to have turned 18 at some point in a batch of comics in response to
peoplefurries wondering why they were being so fucked up and perverted with a "child" character. With a pitiful response they replied "She is 17 turning 18 conveniently next week in a few comic strips. They are just using shitpoor excuses to cover things up. Especially since they were drawing her so perverted long before she "turned 18", and have long since toned down afterwords, kinda. Even going so far as to throw her underage body on a "Bust Chart" that compared every single character in the comic, its spin-offs, and even other comics on KatBox. Explicitly naked in one comic also.
- They claimed her to have turned 18 at some point in a batch of comics in response to
- Taffy/Rai - A bunny of some sort. She has multiple personality disorder, which results in her being the most unfunny and most retarded character in the entire webcomic that you can see. Her real name is "Rai", but is called by Taffy so much so that it is basically her adopted nickname. She gets into a doublebackstab relationship with Miles. They break up at some point but nobody gives a shit. The "Taffy" side is a devout Heterosexual(straight). When she flips personalities for no reason(claimed as getting drunk) she is literally the exact opposite. Strong willed, selfish, blatantly obvious lesbian, etc.
In a "non-canon" spin-off, her and Rachael get into a lesbian relationship.
- Randal - A dog. He is also a clone of Minos except he is also a shyguy AND an arrogant douche who prizes his hair over anything else. Complete with muscles despite no physical exercise whatsoever and completely "clean" intentions towards relationships with women. He dances with Rachael at one point but Mora swoops in and fixes a vastly huge inconsistency that (at the time) he didn't want to fuck with. Rachael not liking men that is.
- Alej - A white/black cow. She serves as Mora's nemesis up until Chalo decided that the
Furry Emperorqueen of the ghetto "Amber" wanted to break up a feud between two backwater farmers. Alej is taller then Mora, but equally as overweight and fugly.
The most demented part of Alej, and probably the most contradictory/disgusting part of the webcomic, is her farm and what it means about the "lore" of the webcomic. Alej(a cow) owns a DAIRY FARM. She admits early on that they had COWS for milk on this dairy farm. So Alej owns and abuses her own species of animal for breast milk to profit off. This also shows how furries will treat eachother given the opportunity for IRL currency/recognition. When Chalo, SoulKat, and ID_Fox noticed this, this is the point where they made up a ridiculous backstory separating the furries(defiled earth animals) and the normal earth animals. This just causes more lulz at their failure by even their own fans because there was absolutely no hint of this before, then it was suddenly forced into the storyline. Even recently they are trying to back out of this detail by ignoring it altogether.
- Geecku - The only scaly with a name, and the only reoccurring scaly in the webcomic. She is of unknown species, probably a gecko because of how unoriginal the name is. The bio says that she is a "feral" women that grew up in the african jungles fighting off the larger, more powerful predators(motherfucking dinosaurs, seriously). She has the intelligence relatable to a kamikaze pilot who talks in third person and sentence fragments, usually random or questionable in context. Also a nympho and frequently is shown wearing no clothes for unapparent reasons like most scalies and their depictions.
- She apparently tamed a fucking T-Rex into being her personal taxi. Geecku has been forced into the main characters list. Counting to way too many fucking characters.
- Unnamed Guy - One of only two nonfurry characters in the entire comic/related comics(and the entirety of Katbox). He shows up very early on in farmers clothes and is a big burly man with some beard going on. He leads a group of furries and tries to rape Mora with the help of these furry followers. As soon as Minos shows up spouting some stereotypical bullshit, this guy flees with his band of rapists, even though Minos is outnumbered and this Human guy is bigger. Further proving the bullshit length furries will go to in the attempts of trying to prove furries are better then humans in every single way possible.
Nobody else really matters at all... even though there are a good 40+ characters that have a bio on the website. Most of them are for rounding out the cast with something for everything to hate about Las Lindas, since all furries feed off causing senseless drama with eachother. There is another character "Idward" who is actually the fursona of "ID_Fox" that appeared once every few months, and he apparently has the power to make things in his imagination come real if he goes tryhard.
Location
The story takes place on "Neo-Earth". It's just Earth except it has "Neo" plastered on it because furries are now 99% of the population.
This was taken from "Chalos" first imagined universe that featured furries fighting eachother for no apparent reason, called "Animal Warriors of Neo-Earth" or some stupid shit like that. In no time of humanities existence will we let animals have our planet whilst we degrade into slaves. Especially since it denies Human Nature as a whole and would ultimately begin a whole new Bloody Crusade by Humanity against the unholy demon spawns and their heretical followers.
This may or may not be a blatant rip-off of the entire Warhammer 40k lore. It is uncertain whether it is or not because it CAN be done, but it's like trying to fuse animal and human DNA into a viable and stable mix that can function exactly as humans do but with animal body parts where human body parts should be and still be able to speak human language despite not having the proper mouth structure or mouth functionality/versatility.
The Storyline
The only laughable storyline is "What led up to the events of Las Lindas" and why the fuck there are walking talking animals living beside their human slaves.
LolWut - This is basically the timeline of events before the "Las Lindas" comic. Just add a part in about how the Emperor decided he had better shit to do then chase furries around the universe when Humanity went into civil war. Leaving these furfags alone to massacre a planets population. Those of any "royal" blood from the original furry species are now called "Primes" and are treated as royalty. Or become medieval fucking knights in a "futuristic" confusingly fucked up world.
Not to mention human culture is effectively obliterated and furry culture is now the only thing left standing, aka human culture but with furries instead of humans and furry bullshit everywhere, including some makeshift gods and fairies for some reason, wait wut? The fairies in this comic are apparently supposed to be technology and are suppose to look supernatural. The one remaining god prime inhabits Hawaii or some shit. Even better yet is that the furries and the humans CAN have children together... but it is "very hard".
It should also be noted that despite them fleeing straight into the biggest concentration of their enemy, they survived and killed off most of the human population. Then absorbed human culture ranging from Ancient Asia to the Medieval Ages.
What the fuck is this?
- Hopeful backstory of how furries suddenly start existing inexplicably.
- Said furries/scalies have genitalia remotely similar to humans, we must be supposed to fuck them!
- Humans and furries can of coarse, have sex.
- They can also have children apparently.
- Furries triumph over all evil, except eachother most ironically since they feed off of their own innervation.
- Furries have replaced almost all of the human population, much to most furfags wet dreams... except yaknow the part they completely ignore when they realize that they ARE (sadly) part of a human subspecies.
- They probably have an equally confusable term for "Furries who have a twisted attraction to humans(being a different species and all)", probably "Skinnies" or something stupid like that, except humans DO exist
and wouldn't be as warped of an idea forsay as the "furry" concept. - Despite being "Aliens" and having absolutely no connection to earth life, these furries are constantly shown with Earth animal traits even though they admittedly have "No connection to earth animals". IE: Feline cats purring along with hair standing up when shocked, etc...
The "Real" story
Mora, goes from a slut, to a farmworker, to a hypocritically lazy farmworker, to a raeging business manager, back to a slut(except now she denies it). She hires a bunch of random ass people along the way, some of which aren't even qualified to legally work, don't work at all but still get paid, or ultimately have no purpose working on a farm. As they are ALL cityfolk and have no idea what the fuck they are doing, some of which have never had a job, have had completely unrelated jobs, have gone to college(albeit for the parties, wasting their time being there), and are all pathetically naive.
That is no fucking storyline, it's like trying to understand a retard with an overactive imagination, had a stroke, and its only way of communicating is through grunting.
"Chalo" Himself
Chalo is the main artist for the comic, despite both of the other two partners having nearly identical drawing style judging by the filler comics. The comic itself is also fueled by donations, the biggest of which being that "Bust Chart" Chalo made earlier on that included child characters, earning $3000 from the 7 fans. Sick bastards.
His real name is "Gonzalo Reyes". He was born in Santa Tecla, El Salvador on March 27th 1976. Making him to date a 38 year old spic who draws half animal porn and likes to pretend he is a 17 year old mutated Chinchilla. There is so much wrong with that previous sentence I didn't even know what to link that to in order to get the satirical message/blunt information through.
He is an appalling fusion of a White anime faggot and a mentally challenged furfag, with a dash of pedophile. Add a dash of zero fucking talent and he calls himself a "freelance illustrator". His "fursona" is a prime example of this. It has multiple different looks, one being a stereotypical "cute nerd" furry, and the other being a musclebound fucktard that looks eerily similar to "Minos" except with an oversized and mutated tail. The latter being his most popular one. The first being the one he uses when he wants to inject his "likeness" into shit. His "old" version of his fursona was a fusion of the two, a musclebound nerd from which the "viewing angle" makes him look like that wannabe hero in any generic anime.
I forgot to say his Fursona is also an Armadillo, but has no likeness of one. Even most other fursonas look vaguely like the general species of animal they are(canine, feline, etc). Whereas his "Armadillo" looks more like a mutated mouse or chinchilla that has a reptiles tail. You know how armadillos have that hardass armor plating on their backs that they can use to curl up and become a very nice ball according to the Aztecs? Ya Chalo didn't think about this redeeming feature that Armadillos have when he made his Armadillo fursona. He also gravitates towards throwing cat faces on everything despite the species, which is of equal retardation and shows his true weeaboo status of liking catgirls but has long since delved into full furry status.
Without even actually trying to look for substantial information on Chalo, one can find the following information in a solid 6 seconds of searching his common nickname "Chalo" on wikifur.
- Goes by: Chalo, Chalodillo, Chalosan
- Whatever the fuck VCL is
- DeviantArt
- FagFinity
- Whatever the fuck side7 is Ridiculously bad quality.
- His original website before KatBox: http://www.furry.org.au/animalwarriors/
- Sexyfur Bio or just the website itself
- Email Address: [email protected] or the more recent [email protected]
- AOL screen name: Chalosan
Miscellaneous Points about "Gorgonzola":
- Spic
- Works at a family owned grocery store like every other stereotypical spic in the lower americas
- Plays World of Warcraft. Automatic Fail.
- Likes "natural" breasts so big they are disgustingly saggy and frequently draws them being hoisted up drastically in unrealistic ways. Most of the time they just look like very large and saggy breast implants on mildly obese women. Some characters even have holy-shit-nasty-sag breasts that rest so low in supporting clothing that it looks like a 55 year old women wearing a bikini. Nasty. Not to mention that if you combine the fact that he cant draw worth shit, it gets lulzy bad in quality very quickly.
- Lacks any continuity. Varying between "sequel" comics in character design, sometimes even between panels of the SAME comic strip.
- 100 Canon Comic Strips is translated to about 1 Month of time elapsed in the comic, this is also over 2 years worth of uploads. Hes only gotten through 4 months of storyline altogether and its already some of the stupidest shit you may ever see.
- Produces 1 Comic strip
a weeka monthwhenever the fuck he isn't putting shit on shelves at ghettomart, of which he rushes it the night before uploading it. Each comic strip takes about 4-5 hours despite showing no sizable quality/consistency. - He frequently uses elements taken from other sources in his colour choices.
- He has a livestream... nobody watches this shit anyways, literally nobody. Which begs the question of why do this shit in the first place.
- Somehow breaks objects that cannot be broken under normal usage. He broke a "Wacom Bamboo Tablet" pen. The pen is effectively just a piece of plastic. It just uses electrical energy obtained from from some complicated electromagnetic whatever the fuck to energize the plastic in the end of the pen whenever it comes near the tablet.
- Constantly injects female characters into storylines that are already has 95% redundant copy/pasted female characters.
- English Besteds
Stereotypical
Chalo seemed to be a relatively abnormal furry, having no immediate connection to any purely pornographic aspects, but instead a very heavy sexual tone to everything he does since he is a 37 year old virgin who thinks animals are more attractive then humans. It turns out he gets paid to draw HALF naked softporn for [1] because he cant draw actual gender based genitalia/cock/vagina. It is a paid subscription furry porn site with no videos, but rather just images. Of which can literally be seen in google searches, bypassing the membership locked images and letting you view them, as if you would want to view them you sick bastard. The website itself claims to be from the year 2000, which makes it completely out of date by websites such as furaffinity, since furaffinity is free, has vastly more "artists", and it has more then just generic animu furry porn; Like MSPaint scribbling, Photoshop painting, photography, IRL shit, serves as a (ghetto) social network for furries, etc.
Chalo is just your stereotypical sellout furfag wannabe artist who thinks because he can throw anime eyes and 1 shade of grey on a picture, he deserves money for it. It also shows he is trying to be as mainstream as possible to be popular with 95% of the furry fandom, but because he cant draw fucking genitals, he cannot do just about any porn really.
Update: Watch out guys, Chalo is starting to get into actual furry porn. But the best he can do is literally just as bad as his webcomic.Similar works Done by him.
The best he can do is some shotty linework with uncalled for bulges and plastic looking dicks that instead look like veiny dildos. He outlines everything too thick so that if the picture has any depth at all it looks like the characters are in multiple different pieces, and he still doesn't understand breast physics in the slightest, or even breasts in general. He might as well just draw circles for breasts with more circles on them to act as nipples if he doesn't already. He is also into macro penises. AKA a penis 4 inches thick with a head the size of a large baseball and 16 inches long kinda macro. As well as female anatomy indicative of fail; 2 1/2 foot wide hips, 1/2 foot wide waist with 3/4 wide shoulders and a head as big as the disastrous looking oversized breasts he drew.
Nothing is Sacred
- Warhammer 40k - The entire "Emperor" fiasco which brought forward the entire webcomic itself within reason of storyline, is a reversed warhammer40k "God Emperor of mankind". These primal furries were being exterminated by the legitimate Warhammer40k Emperor who they saw was an evil tyrant that oddly enough people worshiped with glee, hope, and fanaticism. He was nearly done the job killing off their Gods and them intern, but the pansies ran and hid on a remote human world that renamed itself "Earth" in homage to the real earth/Holy Terra. The Emperor was temporarily killed by Horus in the Horus Heresy, and the furries effectively took over this remote world when it was cut off when the Imperium of Man was still recuperating from the Emperor being comatosed by Horus. Now the furries see themselves as the most special and fantastic species in the galaxy despite being nearly obliterated by the Emperor, only to be saved by some other human who would wring them dry of blood, purposefully inflicted plagues, "Just as planned" megatrolling, and cheese-grater dildos, rather then kill them quickly.
- Trolling - Blatantly ripped off by chalo, soulkat, and id_fox... Most recently it is the most blatant it will ever be, with the iconic "uMad" phrase being stolen along with an incredibly bad looking "trollface" plastered onto the babyfur character who says it. She is also upside down with her underage cleavage barely covered, sick bastard.
- Moar Warhammer 40k - Even more depressing then the "Defeat Humanity" overtone of the entire comics backstory, is what he did next from the Warhammer Universe. He took the idea of a dreadnought, a bigass metal death machine on 2 legs piloted by a comatose supersoldier, and turned it into a mentally challenged furry's personal transport. It also has a metal mouse faceplate on it and is called "The Big Cheese". I wonder what species the "designer" is?
In much respectthis resembles the mech that capcom character "Tron Bonne" uses almost ideally except size and the arms are switched. It is also worth noting that the capcom mech is also based on the Warhammer Dreadnought, meaning that it's still a ripoff of warhammer. Especially since the fucking paintjob is the Ultramarines colours(Ultramarine blue, with White/Golden trim for higher ranks) with the Ultramarines logo painted on it, upside down. DOUBLE HERESY.
- Left4Dead - Steals the entire Left4Dead poster style and replaces the characters with that of Las Lindas. Including the special infected. The most realistic part of any of these is that Minos, the bull, an animal known for uncontrollable RAEG, is the tank. The special infected that punches people clean off highways and skyscrapers with 1 hit, and rips concrete out of the ground no-matter where it is and throws it like its a basketball.
Metal Gear/Super Smash Bros - Not only did they rip off Metal Gear and snakes tendency to wear a headband that trails behind him as he moves, or flails in the wind... They put the signature Super Smash Bros cardboard box with emblem and all into their comic, Of coarse onto the babyfur character.
If you find more, add more to the list of heretical acts. But leave this line incase there is undiscovered heresies to be found