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Connor James Sturgeon
Session	11 February 1988 - 10 April 2023
Nationality	Americunt
Occupation	Banker(Formerly)
Highscore	Killed 5, injured 8
Top 50?	FUCK NO!
Style	FPS, single player
An Hero?	No (Killed by cops)
Motive(s)	Revenge

It's 2023, and shortly after Audrey Hale's High Score attempt, A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! Connor James "The Brain Surgeon" Sturgeon arrived at the louisville bank as part of a heist in Grand Theft Auto. Prior to the shooting, Sturgeon was Depressed and Suicidal, yet despite this, he didn't have the balls to an hero, and just let the cops kill him a la Omar Mateen. All in all, it was yet another insignificant mass shooting, and people just went on with their day. Though at least he targeted a place full of jews, unlike Payton Gendron.

Before the shooting

Prior to the shooting, our main man Connor was just an ordinary guy who typically went to school so he could work for the filthy kikes at the bank he would eventually go postal in. Other than that, not much was known about the fucker. Eventually, after having enough of this shitty world, Connor decided to post some edgy memes on instagram threatening to attack the place, yet No one cared.

The shooting

At approximately 8:38am, Connor entered the old national bank and opened fire on all the greedy bankers that angered him, and there was a conference meeting. Then our hero did like Brenton Tarrant and livestreamed the event on instagram. 3 Minutes later, the pigs entered the scene, hoping to win this crazy round of CSGO. It all went downhill for sturgeon and he died to cops

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count:	5/20 "8 Injured, did worse than Audrey Hale"
Accuracy:	8/20
Style:	15/20 Actually attacked a place most feds wouldn't
Butthurt:	6/20 Was talked about at the time but rarely anyone cares anymore.
Bonus:	17/20 Chose the revenge ending and didn't care about the money.
Total score: 51/100 (F)

Audrey Hale 2: Electric Boogaloo See full ranking

Wanted Level:

Police Force

Videos

Gameplay footage, cop's POV TFW your mom calls the cops on you Previous Video | Next Video

See Also

• Audrey Hale - 2023's other mass shooter
• Payton Gendron - FBI agent who did it wrong
• Omar Mateen - Another mass shooter who got killed by cops yet got more kills than sturgeon
• Brenton Tarrant - Also livestreamed his attack