User:HamanKarn/Yukata yamamoto

Yukata Yamamoto, also known as Yamakan (Korean: マイン･フィユラ–) is Japan's silent guardian, a watchful protector, a Dark Knight. He has one mission in life: save anime from the hands of the Elders of Zion.

Years of Study and Suffering in Tokyo

Yamakan with a famous Japanese prostitute

Yamakan first started directing when he realized no one would animate his crappy art after being rejected from the Tokyo University of the Arts twice. After sucking at lot dicks at anime studios, he managed to land the job of director of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and thus unleashed this moeblob shitpile's awful fanbase on the world. He also choreographed the Hare Hare Yukai, the favourite dance of weeaboo faggots everywhere.

The Night of the Long Knives

He was fired from his next job as director of Lucky Star after four episodes for "underperforming." Betrayed by the Juden at his former studio, he decided to found his own anime studio, the National Animation Japan Incorporated (Moonspeak: ナジ–). All the other anime he has directed have been abysmal failures after being sabotaged by his political anime rivals. Yamakan, having run out of money, started living in homeless shelters and reflecting about what is wrong with Japan and their rejection of his ideas.

The Strong Man is Mightiest Alone

You'd think he'd quit anime after it became clear what an untalented hack he is. But he has risen anew, my friends. His struggle, four and a half years of struggle against lies, stupidity, and cowardice, has resulted in the triumph of his will over adversity.

The Final Solution

	“	We must exterminate the Jews!	„
	—Yamakan, http://twitter.com/#!/yamacane_0901

Yamakan believes anime should be saved from moefags, a "base, whoring people, that is, no people of God, and their boast of lineage, circumcision and law must be accounted as filth." He is looking to the international anime community for help in putting an end to the twenty-four protocols of international Jewish domination.

He's the hero Japan deserves, but doesn't need right now.

After massive rectal damage and bawwwwwwwwing from Jewpanese people, Yamakan released this staement:

	“	A summary for the people who really don’t understand. I’m saying anime is now controlled by the traditional ancient regime and weird Nazis who all wholeheartedly endorse the extermination of the Jews. If you still don’t get it, by all means report me to the International Court of Justice.	„
	—Yamakan, http://twitter.com/#!/yamacane_0901

You heard the man.

The Right of Emergency Defense

Some of Yamakan's craziest moments don't get over here and are limited to the crappiest weeaboo websites. Most Western Haruhi fans don't seem to realize this guy is the laughingstock of Japan. He famously has a large "anti-following" on 2channel for physically assaulting one of their waifus.

Yamakan Bashes K-On!     “   I want to love your waifu tenderly.   „

Although by all means this guy is a living joke, we here have determined Yamakan has many redeeming qualities. He:

• Hates Jews
• Hates K-On!
• Hates otaku

and he's a source of constant internet lulz from his Twitter account. His Tourette's Syndrome has only become worse by the syphilis he got from Aya Hirano. He's pretty much Japan's answer to Gary Busey.

War Propaganda

Posting anything about this guy on 4chan's weeaboo boards results in guaranteed replies, especially when it relates to the subject of anime today. Trollworthy subjects include:

• Moe ruined anime
• Jews ruined anime
• Yui is a slut
• How awesome Shintaro Ishihara is
• Reporting Yamakan as a Nazi collaborator and having him banned from international travel
• Pointing out how he complains about moeblob otaku pandering, yet he directed Haruhi and Lucky Star

External Links

• Yamakan's Official Twitter
• An History of Buttmad - A archive of stories about his trolling and bawwwwwwing about anime