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i went to this party one time because a guy called me like fifteen times saying this girl was dancing naked and they were getting drunk. so this guy im hanging out with begs me to show up and i say 'nah these people are fucking gangster they will get violent and something bad will happen' so he didnt believe me and was really into shitty hip hop and said he could take care of himself. whatever. so we get there and my friend who invited me is stumbling around the yard drunk and says all the beer is gone. im ready to leave. dude wants to see this naked bitch dancing, who is still there shaking her shit. so we go in and this fuck ass ugly fat girl with more cottage cheese than a western sizzlin buffet is shaking her pounds all over the place and my dick shrank ten sizes that day. i looked at my friend at he was mortified too. so the dancing hambeast's boyfriend comes out of the bedroom shirtless with swastikas and white power shit tattooed all over his body. hes also built up like the incredible hulk. and hes drunk as fuck. so he walks out and introduces himself, shakes my hand and says im his brother because my friend is his brother and says he just out of prison after five years for some bullshit i cant remember. he goes to shake my friends hand and he slugs the guy in the face and then stomps his ass while mugging him for cash. which was funny because he didnt have any. i was being held back by two people and i said 'that guy aint got any money, bro. i just spent my last two bucks on the beers we had on the way here.' so they let him up and tell him they are keeping his cell phone. dude runs out the door and then these crazy drunk bastards start hooting and hollering and acting crazy as fuck and doing the sieg heil thing. im uncomfortable to say the least. anyway, my friend nearly died because of brain bleeding or some shit and the house got taped off as a murder scene. i had to fill out a report to a detective. they kept saying i encouraged him to go over there which is total bullshit. i knew something bad would happen like that and i warned him. he fucking begged me. the point is that nigga spent alot of time in a coma and almost died for some fat ass titties. just remember that shit. |
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—Weezus Christ, in a reminder how big fat titties are evil. | ||
