User:DinkDummy/David Guetta
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ATTENTION! You can help by trolling the shit out of them whenever you see them, then laughing at their lulz-inducing theatrics.
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WARNING:
With the French,
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| David Guetta | |
| Born | November 7, 1967 (58 years old) |
| Nationality | Français 
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| Sexuality | Faggot |
| Occupation | DJ, musician |
Pierre David Guetta✡ is a French DJ, a faggot, who's well-known for his songs that nobody cares about, with a large fanbase, but nowadays his current fans are just a bunch of idiots from TCC, Tarrantulas, and Internet killers making cringe edits of killers with David's songs. What a huge failure, and David doesn't even care about TCC.
Background
Born on November 7, 1967, David was the son of a psychologist with Jewish and Moroccan heritage. He began his musical career at 17 playing in local nightclubs in his country. Later, the "faggot" (a derogatory term for a gay man) managed to get his way when he started creating cringe-worthy music that caught the attention of fangirls at the time, similar to what happened with Justin Bieber. Currently, David continues to make music, but he no longer gets the same attention. Now, he only gets attention for his awful song "Play Hard," which brought TCC to their attention.
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Play Hard
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On April 22, 2013, David created a song called Play Hard, which is a damn sample of Better Off Alone. With that song, he ended up gaining his fanbase in 2013. Then, out of nowhere, the song began to be forgotten, not until 2022 when a new generation would take up the song, but this time with different objectives.
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His Fans
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STOP RIGHT THERE, FAGGOT! ED does NOT need a huge list of absolute nobodies, nor does it give a shit about your petty forum feud with that bitch who doesn't agree with your Zutara OTP. Rather than spreading your butthurt vendetta over to this site, how about you read ED:101 and ED:A User's Guide to Article Building. And while you're at it, how about contributing to some actual drama you fucking idiot? |
