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User:Danieltepeskraus/DWM
Down With Molestia
In the Beginning
Somewhere deep in the skanky depths of Tumblr, shit was about to hit the fan. Pinkiepony, most likely on the rag, was ready to wage war. Her 13-year-old sister had found a "Molestia" image on Google, and rather than the silly idea of supervising the little brat's internet usage, she decided to do the much more sensible (and much more lulzy) approach.
Gathering all 12 of her followers and by their MSPaint powers combined, the Down With Molestia movement was born.
Claiming that a meme that depicts one of the ponies as a violent rapist somehow promotes and encourages rape IRL, the game was on to make as many fail images of said character along with some cheesy cut and paste motivational image as possible. More and more Tumblr users hopped on the bandwagon, hoping to garner attention for their own shitty art, and before you knew it a new Drama was born!
Assault on JJ
Every sick fuck in the Brony community knows John Joseco, creator of the Ask Princess Molestia blog that's been around for about a million internet years. Suddenly the followers of Pinkiepony, now out for his blood, were inundating him with hate mail, death threats, and the typical petitions that come with all good drama. His response was to post one honestly lulzy reply that basically mocked the living fuck out of their movement, then to simply move on with his life. Of course, the real hilarity of this is JJ's blog paints Molestia as a raging kinky slut, but the character never actually rapes anyone. GG, guys.
Here come the trolls
Like sharks drawn to the scent of blood, the trolls had caught the scent of drama and homed in like Boeing Harpoons. In true troll fashion, some took to pointing out that most DWM followers had recently (and some still were) followers of JJ who had posted tons of positive comments about his blog, while others were simply not fans and looking for a justifiable excuse to take a shot at JJ. Of course, the trolls warmed up their own MSPaints to make parodies of the DWM pictures and started plastering them all over Tumblr. Several dedicated trolls actually called Pinkiepony out IRL and drove her into a change room to hide.
Waving the white flag
In (potentially) a rare show of some Common Sense, the DWM supports have abruptly called off the entire thing. Perhaps it was being chased into a change room by trolls, or perhaps it was the realization that (say it with me, Dramacrats) online petitions never accomplished anything ever. We here at Encyclopedia Dramatica like think that the drama was causing banhammerings left and right, and those who started it have been left crying in the corner of a cold shower by the swift raep of the mods.
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The Prostitot behind it all.
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Every single DWM picture ever. Sadly, this is the best one.
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These men are really scary they're like 6 feet tall.
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Class act.