User:Cnotesbrotha

My Life Story:

>dad beats mom into a coma

>throws her off cliff to fake suicide

>steals life insurance money

>disowns all of us kids

>uses the money from the life insurance to remodel house with his mistress

>never contacts us

>we all get split up into different foster homes

>20 years later i tracked him down in singapore and slit his throat

>i then went to his hotel room and shot his mistress 7 times in the stomach and kicked her so many times in the abdomen that her entire midsection burst