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Turkranma

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Turkranma
Nationality Americunt  
Born March 26, 1986
Former Residence California Palm Spring
Residence North Carolina
Turkranma's FurAffinity' Turkranma
Turkranma's Second FurAffinity' KingWeirdo
Turkranma's Third FurAffinity' Sodeska
YouTube sodeska66


Remember that edgy teenager who got into a furry fandom, Bugs Bunny, cross-dressing, and a disguise fetish? Perhaps it’s time to meet a 38-year-old furry named Turkranma. He is an edgy, sardonic furry who loves to make a goof of himself and others; even so, he enjoys being a ‘bad guy’ and a knockoff of Bill Hicks. His comedy skills aren’t as refined as those of a comedian, and it takes time for him to reflect on how he got to this point in life. He questions what he has become and loses sleep over Vawlkee.

Vawlkee is known for creating bizarre disguise-fetish artwork and various NSFW ideas that make the film Fritz the Cat look tame. The question he never asks himself is whether he has read the book on How Not To Become A Millennial and whether he is a dime a dozen or a stereotypical millennial. He has an afro and resembles a parody of Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men.


Photo of himself

In the story of his life, why is he into children’s cartoon shows instead of going to college to pursue a career? He began cosplaying as a sad, emo version of Eeyore—the biggest loser of them all in the Winnie the Pooh show. Blowing his hard-earned money on luxury items and a lavish lifestyle; also, considering what his money will be spent on if prices rise due to high inflation.


Artworks

When looking at his artwork, it appears to be high-level work that could be considered by an animation company for a TV show. On the other hand, he is too dependent on MS Paint and uses cheap techniques to create his artwork. This makes the CalArts style look clean and organized compared to his messy art. His artwork and complacency have led him down the worst path compared to others in the animation industry. By comparison, it makes other people’s artwork, including ink art, look better.


His fursuit

His fursuits include a gay gray werewolf, a blonde-haired rabbit that resembles a ripoff of Bugs Bunny, and a shark that parodies Homer Simpson from The Simpsons. His shark fursona looks as if Homer Simpson mutated into a shark, stole Charlie Harper’s shirt, and made his shark skin resemble a condom's.


His online post

Being an internet tough guy and making weird comedy posts seemed like a bright idea. Perhaps if he compares himself to ArtStation and LinkedIn profiles, he will realize how much further ahead others are in their efforts and goals. Maybe he should laugh at himself and experiment with different art styles using MS Paint.

Links to find him

See also

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