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Trolley Rulle
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Trolley Rulle is an internet meme created by web psychopath Daniel Marion Mitchell Jr and his equally disturbed friends to try and sell his failed books.
Trolley's Origins
Trolley Rulle is from small town rural Michigan and was born into an abusive household where his military Daddy beat him whenever he bothered to come home and used little Trolley as a kind of experiment for advanced military mind control techniques as well as a fuck bag whenever he felt like it. Full of anger and rage and gay, little Trolley lost his shit a few times and wound up in prison for the rest of his young adult life, which in true American tradition left him more of a psychopath then when he went in.
Little Trolley, by now suffering from serious mental health issues then took a sleeping bag and drifted around Utah, Georgia and Texas sleeping in doorways and hostiles and in and out of jail. He started to develop an obsession with murder that intensified when his own childhood programming began to break down and his MK Ultra dissociation disorder left him nursing several split personalities, most of which can now be found causing mayhem across the interwebs. After fails to hold down a job or home for any more than a few weeks, Trolley was told that he could return home to his handlers (his parents) who were by now in need of full-time care. In return, they offered to publish one of his deranged stories.
The Lords of 2112
In 2011, Trolley's disabled parents paid for their son to have one of his insane ramblings made into a book. Trolley was proud of his work, but disappointed when it only sold twelve copies in the six months following release. It was then that Trolley hatched his master plan to market his book by attaching it to high profile serial killers. He started with Anders Breivik and Jared Lee Loughner and then finally got involved in the Luka Magnotta case, claiming to be Luka and uploading snuff videos in a an attempt to replicate his new hero. Sadly this blew up in his fat face when he was raided by Michigan state police and forced to take everything down.
Not to be deterred however, Trolley came back with a vengeance in 2012 following Adam Lanza's rampage at an elementary school, and uploaded the now infamous 'I Am Adam Lanza' video which bought him national attention and made his name synonymous with one of the sickest events in US history, a feat that Trolley was immensely proud of. Trolley's confession tape for this fiasco can be found here.
Rape Train
Following his little Sandy Hook stunt, Trolley was then hired by notorious cyberstalker Melvin8865 and his 'OctoberReginz' crew to troll for them. Trolley was assigned several High Value Targets including conspirislut Chrissy Sumer, who he was tasked with harassing to the point of suicide, amongst others. When she was white-knighted by the same crew who hired Trolley to troll her, she joined forces with Trolley to put together 'Rape Train', a book designed to 'Trolley Rulle' people into suicide. When Trolley's scheme failed and not a single person killed themselves, his former employers dismissed him and got Sherrie Lea Laird to drive him off of YouTube.
JB Smeary
Trolley's latest piece of work was a collaboration with Montagraph which can be found here.
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