Trojanbaby

Trojanbaby -- as herself!

Trojanbaby considers herself an authority on the fugliness of others.

trojanbaby, also known as bebewood, is one of the morons who have been featured on LJ Drama.

Trojanbaby believes that abortion is worse than raping a baby, thus proving what a fucked up individual she is. This revelation came when the ohbutyouwillpet drama came to light, sparking debates across the Internets. Trojanbaby argues that baby rape is a lesser crime, despite reading of just such an act through the ohbutyouwillpet episode. She also says that if it were up to her, she wouldn't have sex and that if a woman doesn't want to get pregnant, she should just have anal sex.

Sporting size 0 jeans and a 34AAA cup, trojanbaby thinks she is a "fatfatfatty" and considers anyone bigger than her obese. She believes that crooked teeth are not genetic and instead caused by licking your gums as a child. Trojanbaby has expressed her desire to weigh 70 pounds at 5'3", but isn't anorexic because her hair is shiny. She's also a big fan of Paris Hilton. What this girl really needs is to be impaled on a large, sharp object.