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Tr1p
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Tr1p is the master philosopher of Totse. He totally doesnt have a drug problem, and isnt emo at all. He was initially thought to have liked trains a lot, but in fact does not.
Tr1p's Skills
Tr1p is a very complicated individual with wide and varying interests, including child care, money making, and Animals. For some reason he also assumes that Frootloops will get you high. Some argue that Tr1p is related to katy due to constantly being a fucking noob. Totally not emo. Totally not emo.
Modeling Career
Tr1p being the enterprising indivdual he is got a job modeling shoes, but he promptly blew all the money on hookers and blow. However during his short-lived modeling stint, he discovered that real men wear makeup.The end result? Black and white sepia.
Music
Supposedly this guy has been in a band for a while, but saying they make good music is giving them a lot more credit than they're worth, because they sound exactly like a cross between Eminem and Limp Bizkit
Memorable Quotes
Damn i wish I was fat. It would just be awesome. Cmon...fat people are always funny and awesome to be around. You can just sit in front of the tv allday and like roll places when you wanna get up. Damn..I wish I was fat! How bout you guys, I know you have the same dream as me.
In fact, I'm gonna start becoming fat now.
So I have some hydrocodone and want to plug. Which brings me to my first question, how do you plug? Do you grind the pills up first? Plug em whole? Any tips?
Goddamnit I hate myself. Why can't I just be a normal person around girls!? It has ruined every relationship I have ever been in and I have lost 50% of my friends.
What the fuck is it with 13yr old girls now a days that think taking pictures with two other little girls in tiny skirts and using photoshop to make believe their boobs are bigger than thet are.
It's gross looking at my sister like this and even grosser looking at all the comments guys are giving her. Maybe its just old brother instinct, but I don't want her to be like this. Just another whore.