The Cowardly Christian

The Cowardly Christian (Powerword: Dakota Umlauf) is a christian fanfiction writer who writes shitty, fetish filled fanfiction. In fact, she's written almost 600 fanfics. Some of her fanfics include the following:

• Male Pregnancy
• Naked Underaged Characters (especially boys)
• Harems
• Male Humiliation (one of her biggest fetishes)
• A shit ton of crossovers

13/13/13

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The cover of her book. Note the completely naked boy.

Somehow, she managed to get a book published. It's about Tyrone, a 12 year old boy and Red, his older female friend that he wants to bone. Because of magical bullshit, there's an extra month in 2013.

Tl;dr It's basically one of her fanfics stretched out to 200+ pages that she expects people to pay actual money for.

See Also

• Gravity Falls
• The Loud House
• Pedophile

Links

• Her Fanfiction account
• The book's website