Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle

Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle is a totally WTF movie released in 1973 featuring a slothful and emasculated Tarzan who must rescue his jiggly tits girlfriend who was kidnapped by two conjoined scientists, their 14-titted master and her army of penis creatures- with the help of his pet monkey with a chronic masturbation addiction. If you thought Fritz the Cat was weird, then you've clearly never watched this, which honestly has scenes on par with shitting dick nipples.

Plot

The film opens up with some tl;dr narration about how savage (and quite frankly, how much of an undeveloped shithole) Africa is. Eventually, our main antagonist, Queen Bazonga, is introduced and revealed to be living in a stationed Zeplin with her two-headed henchman. Queen Bazonga plans on taking over the world but there's just one thing stopping her from doing it: her baldness; yes, this ugly bitch is completely bald! She can't be the ruler of the New World looking like a bald bitch! Her conjoined henchmen however offer her a solution: a scalp transplant. After reviewing some fine scalps on a projection screen, Queen Bazonga settling on a soulless ginger named Jane, the mate of Shame (i.e. Tarzan) and sends out her phallus-shaped minions to capture her.

Now focusing on Shame, who is being nagged by Jane for failing to pleasure her in bed, decides to sleep outside in some random tree, leaving Jane to be kidnapped by these penis foot soldiers in the morning. During the kidnapping ordeal, Jane begins moaning for help as the phallocephali appear to be having a four-way with her, to which Shame's pet monkey, Flicka, begins furiously masturbating to. His sesh is cut short however by Shame's shouting and demanding to be let inside, so Flicka drops the rope so he can climb up. Upon seeing the orgy inside his house, the penis footmen hatefully flee with Jane moaning the whole way there. Shame and Flicka perdue in vine swinging action.

To make a long story short, there is a bunch of irrelevant buildup that occurs after this which includes a group of naturalists and explorers, ravenous niglets that try to devour everyone and a flying carpet ride from an alcoholic college kid guru that goes on for way too long.

After finally reaching Queen Bazonga's lair which looks like a giant naked women with her legs spread open with a cave entrance at the asshole, Shame must pass a field of penis-looking dragon snaps that are constantly trying to violate him first. Upon entering the cave, he witnesses an army of penis soldiers assuming marching positions and also witnesses that they are capable of firing acidic sploodge. One cum shot breaks him off the cliff edge and he must blend in with the marching penis soldiers. After getting caught out of uniform of all things, Shame is directed to the queen and on his way there he even got a glimpse at how penis people are made; starting off as babies in tubes who are crushed by presses which in turn make their penises larger, which form into phallocephali and split off from the dead baby host.

Once in contact with the queen, she offers Shame a spot on the throne, but he declines for want of Jane, so the queen reveals her plans for Jane to Shame, causing Shame to shout so loud that Queen Bazonga's clothes tear off, revealing that she has FOURTEEN TITS.

Shame begins frantically searching around Bazonga's liar for Jane, while Bazonga calls for the Phallus Guards to stop him. While dodging attacks from jizz torpedoes, a fire break out that puts Queen Bazonga in danger. Shame, feeling merciful, pulls a fire alarm which alerts a brigade of phallic fire fighters to come to rescue, leading to the most grotesque scene in cinematic history. Each of the dick men jump into a flame-retardant condom and begin shuffling their way into Queen Bazonga's vagina, causing her stomach to expand until she explodes.

Shame finally rescues his wife who is still a total bitch about it btw THE END.