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File:EyeShadowBeatMyAss.JPG2 guys twice my size wearing ski masks, decided they wanted to fight. Driving a Truck with no license plates and to make it worse, I have no idea why they came after me, but I have a pretty good idea. A lesson to be learned. Some people can not be trusted, and do not fuck with trolls. I think I gave one guy a bloody nose, or broke it, so I feel good about that lol. File:GothicJuggaloFailtard.jpg I'll scratch you! File:XrissXrowplentyoffish.jpg Look how spooky I am bitches. derp File:BlindJuggalo.jpg Trying too hard File:NegativeFaggotry.jpg XrissXrow pulls a Joe Somebody File:TakingHerHookaVirginity.JPG "Taking her hookah virginity", cuz he sure as fuck didn't take that cow's pizza virginity. File:JuggaloSmokingFetish.jpg "I would just like to say that I do smoke hookah, BUT WAIT, its not drugs, its flavored tobacco and it is nothing like cigarettes and I have proof"
Oh noes he wants children!
Now hes joining the
Army , thank god.
File:SmokePole.jpg XrissXrow has made literally hundreds of pics and videos him blowing like a pro. File:XrissFather.JPG Good genes. His dad ate some raisins from 2002 and his eyes swelled up like grapefruit. File:StillLeachingOffParents.jpg Stoned and hungry, Xriss makes his way from the garage to his parent's kitchen for munchies File:ButthurtCopywrighter.JPG The chain of events. File:TheRealNameFirstTimeCopywrightMistake.JPG How do I filed DMCA? File:EMAILSandMYSPACESconnection.JPG From there his online presence exploded like mentos in diet coke. File:HisMyspaceFriendFamPics.JPG Xriss and friends File:HisHouse2.JPG satellite photo File:HisHouse1.JPG Google street view File:LikesToGetGirlsAttacked.JPG File:JuggatardSaysHesSorry.JPG DOX Christopher L Markanson
23 years old
15233 Riverside Dr
Apple Valley, CA 92307-4858 Dad:
Mark H Markanson (father)
Age:65+ Mom:
Virginia Lee Markanson (mother)
DOB: 1957-10-07
