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File:EyeShadowBeatMyAss.JPG2guys twice my size wearing ski masks, decided they wanted to fight. Driving a Truck with no license plates and to make it worse, I have no idea why they came after me, but I have a pretty good idea. A lesson to be learned. Some people can not be trusted, and do not fuck with trolls. I think I gave one guy a bloody nose, or broke it, so I feel good about that lol.
File:GothicJuggaloFailtard.jpgI'll scratch you!
File:XrissXrowplentyoffish.jpgLook how spooky I am bitches. derp
File:BlindJuggalo.jpgTrying too hard
File:NegativeFaggotry.jpgXrissXrow pulls a Joe Somebody
File:TakingHerHookaVirginity.JPG"Taking her hookah virginity", cuz he sure as fuck didn't take that cow's pizza virginity.
File:JuggaloSmokingFetish.jpg"I would just like to say that I do smoke hookah, BUT WAIT, its not drugs, its flavored tobacco and it is nothing like cigarettes and I have proof"
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Oh noes he wants children!
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Now hes joining the
Army, thank god.
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File:SmokePole.jpgXrissXrow has made literally hundreds of pics and videos him blowing like a pro.
File:XrissFather.JPGGood genes. His dad ate some raisins from 2002 and his eyes swelled up like grapefruit.
File:StillLeachingOffParents.jpgStoned and hungry, Xriss makes his way from the garage to his parent's kitchen for munchies
File:ButthurtCopywrighter.JPGThe chain of events.
File:TheRealNameFirstTimeCopywrightMistake.JPGHow do I filed DMCA?
File:EMAILSandMYSPACESconnection.JPGFrom there his online presence exploded like mentos in diet coke.
File:HisMyspaceFriendFamPics.JPGXriss and friends
File:HisHouse2.JPGsatellite photo
File:HisHouse1.JPGGoogle street view
File:LikesToGetGirlsAttacked.JPG
File:JuggatardSaysHesSorry.JPG
DOX
- Christopher L Markanson
- 23 years old
- 15233 Riverside Dr
- Apple Valley, CA 92307-4858
Dad:
- Mark H Markanson (father)
- Age:65+
Mom:
- Virginia Lee Markanson (mother)
- DOB: 1957-10-07
