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This dude's fuckin' sick! I don't even know why people support him. For Satan's sake, do these people have any decency? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Aries (talkcontribs)

So is this guy a pedo, or a victim of pedos?

That doesn't seem to be specified in the article. 🏴‍☠️HH🏴‍☠️ 09:14 30 November 2021 (EDT)

Salisbury Steak Sauce could be both. That shit is possible. Just look at how fucking Aediot turned out! FlynnR13 (talk) 18:14, 17 December 2021 (EST)

hey

stop plastering midori shit everywhere, it even got onto the beginning and i'm fucking tired of having to sequence this page. TwisterTesticles (talk) 11:33, 4 December 2021 (EST)

Just learned that Keegan lied about me and claimed that I'm Kylie. Holy fucking shit.

Apparently he found my account on here, read my about me page, and claimed I "went lesbian" since my "experinces with men were bad". what?? Jesus H. Christ, this man is sick.

Aries (talk) 02:50, 30 December 2021 (EST)

Hey, so I brought up the page of Keegan on ED's sub-reddit.

Tho, this is something I did before my hospitalization. But, I decided to ask people on ED's Reddit of their thoughts on his page, and Keegan himself didn't get much. But on the topic of my hospitalization, everyone who knows's me online will be happy to hear I will be making my return to Discord sometime today or tomorrow, but I am unsure. Since I did arrive back home yesterday from the hospital. Oh yeah, here's a link to that little thing I did on ED Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/encyclopediadramatica/comments/rglkr4/so_whats_your_opinion_on_this_retarded/

 — Preceding comment added by Dark64 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

lets be honest here, Lebasedfaggot did an excellent job of cleaning up the article and making it more neutral and better. TwisterTesticles (talk) 11:36, 22 December 2021 (EST)

Oh look, it's his owo waifu Kani kicking his fat pathic ass

 — Preceding comment added by Dark64 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Absolutely beautiful. A work of art. Mona Lisa level. 10/10. Chef's kiss. Aries (talk) 19:57, 3 January 2022 (EST)

Yet another goddamn update

Take a look at this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aLFWGqCOlw — Preceding unsigned comment added by WeDoALittleTrolling (talkcontribs)

voice messages

Voicemail 1
Voicemail 2
Voicemail 3
Voicemail 4
so apparently from what i've been told there exists voice messages of keegan sperging out at kylie

does anyone have those voice messages archived? if anyone does, that shit needs to go into the article Lebasedfaggot (talk) 19:29, 24 December 2021 (EST)

I have em WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 19:42, 24 December 2021 (EST)
do you mind adding them in the gallery of his unfiltered autism, WeDoALittleTrolling? Lebasedfaggot (talk) 20:24, 24 December 2021 (EST)
Sure WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 21:17, 24 December 2021 (EST)
lmfao those audio files sound like a bri ish dude on xbox live Aries (talk) 21:08, 6 January 2022 (EST)

Back to Editing

If possible, can I please come back to editing the page? --WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 20:27, 31 December 2021 (EST)

Oh, and P.S.: Someone can change the lolcow template here to this.

Keegan Salisbury is an irrelevant lolcow who had long since been milked by the masses.

You can help by finding someone else to pick on, you meen-spirited cyberboolie!


--WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 23:27, 31 December 2021 (EST)

Thank you. --WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 23:57, 31 December 2021 (EST)

Request for Deletion

Hey guys it’s me, Midori, the one who created the article. I know I played my game but I wanted to get this out of the way for the sake of others.
I want this article deleted. Yes, that is right, I want it gone.
Basically what I’m saying is that I fucked up his life even more after what he did from September 2021. I feel like we’ve stooped low enough to ruin his life, like the doxxing and the ordering pizza’s at his home, that was just too far, and I’m basically held accountable for the mess Keegan has became and I am unable to take it all back. I’ve already established my name into this mess and I think it’s time we take this down for good.
I really don’t want more of this article at all, as basically I’ve been thrown around as a doll and I don’t want anything to do with this, I get people bringing up the article every single day when I’m on discord. I’m tired of it. ~ Raiden/Midori(talk) 19:39 31 December 2021 (PST)

you faggot. ED is about documenting the drama, so this article being deleted is a fucking joke. MarioMario456 (Talk to me | My contributions) 22:42, 31 December 2021 (EST)
What a pussy.
Glitchedblood (talk 19:49, 31 December 2021 (PT)
I understand this is to document his drama but do you guys think we’ve gone low for ordering pizza to his home? What did we achieve from this? We’ve gone worse than what Keegan has done to Kylie herself. ~ Raiden/Midori (talk) 19:46 31 December 2021 (PST)
Wait what? I don't remember when Keegan was pizzabombed, nor did I ever see it happen. --WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 23:30, 31 December 2021 (EST)
in fairness, this article is very bad. the guy's a nobody, he's 17, and half of the stuff here is from when he was even younger. at the very least the dox should absolutely be removed since dox isn't allowed. Schnitzel (talk) 23:34, 31 December 2021 (EST)
in the dm group that keegan used to operate he complained about a pizza being sent to his house, however it's very possible either a pizza was sent to the wrong address or that he was faking it. i believe it was likely the former, however i will admit that was very weenish to put his dox on there. once this page is unprotected i'll remove that section Lebasedfaggot (talk) 18:30, 1 January 2022 (EST)
on second thought, upon closer examination of the dox article, it was implied they have no rule against linking to an external site hosting the dox. it's only hosting it on ED itself that's banned. let's keep it for now Lebasedfaggot (talk) 22:51, 1 January 2022 (EST)
in my experience as an admin I'd always remove dox and hide the edit history of any previous revisions with dox on them and see other admins doing the same. especially since he's a minor it isn't a good idea to keep the dox on the site even if it's linked elsewhere, but I'm not in any position of power anymore so idk it's just a suggestion at this point. Schnitzel (talk) 10:09, 2 January 2022 (EST)
His powerword is plenty. The dox didn't contain anything illegal (although he is a minor), however it did contain his parent's dox who are uninvolved. Please review ED:REMOVE or write about it on my talk page .wil 18:58, 13 January 2022 (EST)
Nah fuck what I said, keep this page up, I’m keeping an eye on this fat fuck just in case he has another chapter to his love quest.

- Raiden/Midori

Update

A while ago, Kylie said she moved on from Keegan and that she doesn't want anything to do with the Keegan drama nor anything about him anymore. --WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 17:03, 2 January 2022 (EST)

Yeah, while I contributed the most to this I really feel like taking this to ED only made it worse. Much like how I want the Kylie article to be removed, I'd like this article to be removed too. In the end we all make mistakes, and they both didn't know better at the time. Lebasedfaggot (talk) 21:27, 2 January 2022 (EST)
lets be honest here, we only needed a smaller and less a-loggy keegan page. lots of the stuff is blown out of proportion and kylie is nowhere near as lulzy as keegan is TwisterTesticles (talk) 19:37, 3 January 2022 (EST)
I hate to say this, but I agree. --WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 19:38, 3 January 2022 (EST)
you and me, pal TwisterTesticles (talk) 19:43, 3 January 2022 (EST)
why is Ky even on this wiki? Aries (talk) 21:09, 6 January 2022 (EST)
Besides, Keegan is honestly more lulzier than Ky. --WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 11:54, 7 January 2022 (EST)

New thing to add

According to a user named "EnzoTheGreatWare", Keegan used to annoy him with Electric Blue when he (Enzo) was 10 years old. The video is right here. WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 15:14, 8 January 2022 (EST)

Yet another message

So by picture settings, I replaced the file source of the screenshot in which Keegan purchased Kylie (his ex) some clothing stuff on Amazon with the same thing but the address and credit card thing censored (as seen here). However, it doesn't seem to show up. I'm confused if it means it can't change or it will take a while to do so (sorry if I sounded goofy here, I'm new at stuff for this). WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 18:35, 8 January 2022 (EST)

Nevermind, I seemed to figure it out by uploading a completely different photo. However, you can try either way. WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 18:40, 8 January 2022 (EST)

Actually, it's all changed now! Disregard this entire thing. WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 21:01, 8 January 2022 (EST)

tl;dr

while this article is girthy, it's not at all pleasurable .wil 08:39, 11 January 2022 (EST)

its long, girthy, but wrapped in barbed wire. also WHEN and WHO is going to change kylie's description? Aries (talk) 23:06, 11 January 2022 (EST)
when? whenever you decide to edit it. who? you. Kaizen (talk) 21:30, 13 January 2022 (EST)

this article isn't worth the database queries it takes to load

jesus christ do you asshats know what a semicolon is? you had me yawning at the second stanza. pls rewrite, this doesn't need to be 24 wheel scrolls long. Kaizen (talk) 21:30, 13 January 2022 (EST)

Bruh

How many times does this article get vandalized holy shit, can’t he like accept the fact that he’s wasting everyone’s time. Also he had a rage tard in a ytpmv stream cause I didn’t add him to the ytpmver tier list. - Raiden/Midori 14:06 PM, 7 February 2022 (CST)

UPDATES

Hey everyone! Midori here again, prior to me not contributing to the mess for two months, I do want to say thank you guys for helping me with this article that was oddly vandalized so many time to where his ass berger friends at his school got involved. So it has been revealed that the user "LeBasedFaggot" was under control by Keegan this whole time, thus not knowing at all, and the fact that he made the Kylie article to harass her even more, prior to my document I typed up. You guys are free to link my document to the article if you want. Also Keegan deleted his YouTube (again, lets see how long it lasts). Take care everyone.

Raiden/Midori 23:14 , 21 March 2022 (PST)

We already knew, WeDoALittleTrolling told us in Mario’s talk page.

Glitchedblood (talk) 23:32, 21 March 2022 (PT)

hey retard, you forgot to put "talk", you pinged me on accident. MarioMario456 (Talk to me | My contributions) 08:45, 22 March 2022 (EDT)

Question

If possible, when can free users edit this article again? Only problem is that Keegan wouldn't get over it and use it for clout -WeDoALittleTrolling (talk) 08:48, 24 March 2022 (EDT)

I think it’s best to leave it protected in my honest opinion, so his retarded friends from school doesn’t vandalize this page.

-Raiden/Midori 08:43, 24 March 2022 (CST)

Final Edits

Hey guys, is it okay if I place in my final edits for this article. I know I said I didn’t want to be associated with this article anymore, but I feel like there’s some more things I’d like to post. -Raiden/Midori 13:09 PM, 3, April 2022 (CST)

i read the diff, all i can think of is how this wasnt seen earlier on (not accusing anyone of anything, this guys obviously fucked in the head) - Disassemblyline (talk) 23:01, 3 April 2022 (EDT)

About Chloe

Would someone please reach out to Chloe and ask her for the evidence as well as questions about Keegan and tell her what's been going on with him online? I don't have Snapchat but I did see her Snapchat handle in her TikTok which I managed to find after doing a bit of research, her Snap handle is "cmaltaric259". Omegasperg69 (talk) 21:42, 23 June 2022 (EDT)

More shit just came out

I was informed by a former friend of Keegan that he finally got exiled from the sugar mommy/sugar daddy/sugar baby community due to his questionable behavior. Does anyone know anything about this yet? Omegasperg69 (talk) 17:41, 11 July 2022 (EDT)

Birthday

holy shit this fucking lolcow turned 18 today. glitchlov_ / svalxei_ (talk) 08:40, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

Who cares MarioMario456 (Talk to me | My contributions) 08:48, 15 September 2022 (EDT)
so are you saying this because you want someone to put dox on the page or some shit? --InspectElement (talk) 12:32, 15 September 2022 (EDT)
no this fucker has been doxxed before glitchlov_ / svalxei_ (talk) 15:45, 15 September 2022 (EDT)

Removal of personal info

Hey so I’m Raiden, and I really do not want any of my info on this page anymore. Please keep me out of this -Raiden

Lmao

His surname gives off a weird vibe. It sounds so fake and gay. I hate autistic people (talk) 19:05, 6 December 2024 (UTC)