SuperChungus

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SuperChungus is a user on the EDF forums that mitigates the otherwise riveting intellectual discourse with his snarky one word comments. He is probably a middle aged white male that abuses women and LARPs as a Filipino to garner respect from the denizens of ED and anonymous.

His passion is watching cartoon bunnies do stupid activities that he probably wishes he could replicate in real life. The bane of his existence is the corporation Microsoft as it discontinued his beloved Internet Explorer and replaced it with the superior Microsoft Edge. He probably has posters of severed dicks on his wall too because he is a gay and probably evil.

His latest antics involved sending one to two word responses to users in order to reverse troll them. It doesn’t work though and leads to SuperChungus looking like a fool. Recently SuperChungus lost all his power and beloved orange letters because he epitomizes evil and all unholy on the internet. If you see SuperChungus in private chat leak his IP to 4chan so anonymous can dox him for the lulz.

History

Little is known regarding the origin story of our local glue monkey. Being the whitest individual on the forums he hides behind the mask of some rando asian who might just be a male escort hired for a booster pack of Pokemon cards. Yup, SuperChungus may also have grown up enamored with Microsoft Windows and still uses the Internet Explorer 6 and possibly Windows XP because he yearns for a simpler time when he can yell at his mom for hot pockets as he plays video games and trolls. Now a potential basement dweller who may be resented by his parents SuperChungus could either be receiving government checks or defrauding people on the internet.

Present

Currently you can find the bunny loving bitch browsing the forums and insta-killing any topic his pasty ass participates in through sheer guilt of association. Rather than strive for excellence like others tirelessly trying to escape the Zoo like Hypeshot, Pedro, Donald, etc. he persists that he is not the problem. Its a case of the unstoppable force of fail (SuperChungus) meeting the immovable object of hatred (ED). He refuses to post his nudes because it would prove he isn't asian because he would have to pay top dollar to get those nudes and he is running low on funds.

Future

He lost his orange letters and will soon be confined to the gilded cage known as the "zoo" where all the users he terrorized will ridicule his cunty antics.

Ultimate Just Desserts Coming Down Hard

Naming himself after an obese fictional character that engages in gluttony as he does in cruelty it is rather ironic to see his bullying exposed through this riveting expose. Juxtapose SuperChungus to well-meaning but often maligned stalwart stewards of high brow satire at ED like Lulziez, you will find a parasitic, sadistic, and bipolar clown. When put into a proverbial corner SuperChungus throws tantrums resulting in spamming "you're funny" meant to diminish you as being some sort of show monkey or "cool" a straight up dismissal. Truth is SuperChungus longs for affection and placing a deluge of liquor into his mouth daily following the loss of his beloved orange letters. Desperate to cling to any semblance of relevancy SuperChungus lashes out at the usual whipping boys of management and does not hold back. Yup truly an abysmal individual with the personality of a cactus on meth.