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Robvanvee, is an overly entitled, two screen masturbater who compulsively touches himself, for hours at a time, to the site of Your Mom's fat foot stomping videos and your trans videos of you dressing up in your sister's bra and panties incel and if it weren't for his being a former wannabe administrator of the English-language Wikipedia who, for ridiculous reasons known only to him, felt he could put his sorry ass over others you wouldnt be reading about this underwear stain. If he didn't seek to set himself apart from all the other internet trash by seeking fame as a Wiki mod, he'd be just another piece of internet shit floating in the bowl because when it comes down to it, he's just another average little faggot skipping from gay bar to gay bar with You, hand in hand, your prolapsed colons flapping in the wind like your rainbow flag that you had to go to congress to get permission to fly in a St Patrick's Day Parade.

He is better known for his inability to accept criticism and his insincerity, self-righteous, hostile, and threatening behaviour towards anyone beneath him, a good example being - Germany Bitch smacking Poland up an down the European continent in 1939, while he plays the obvious, friendly ass-kisser to anyone stronger, better looking, being a higher internets rank or Hell let's just say it, any random person picked up off the street that would supringly happen to be all around better than him.

He started his Sexless life of Jergans, peanut butter stained fingers and the showing off of his imaginary internets super powers by victimizing Wikipedia editors in 2009 and became a, Hands - who really gives a Fuck about this title, rollbacker in January 2015.

Personality

Robvanvee is your stereotypical bratty nigger that thinks he's a hard core street nigger and has the world by the balls because he paid $700 for a .38 Special he hardly knows how to use and could have bought at a Pawn Shop for $150. He enjoys bullying people on a website he doesn't even own, like a 16-year-old High Schooler, with no car and no game, going to a grade school to impress the 6th grade girls by knocking the grade school tough guys into the dirt.

Occasionally, a comment happens to strike home and causes him to chimp out like an Aspie in the Toy section of Wal-Mart that just got told he has enough Legos at home. A good example being this one where someone calls him out as being a Nazi.

Hypocrisy

Similar to Bbb23, in that he's always cared only about himself and demanded people source their edits despite the fact that he barely has done so.

Loss of rollback tool

On December 14, 2021 Ritchie333 decided to give Robvanvee a punishment for his abuse of rollback. Some people say Ritchie333 was doing God's work. Obviously Robvanvee wasn't pleased and started acting like an overly entitled Karen bitching about Girl Scouts selling their cookies in front of a store, he ranted at Ritchie333 about his amazing decision that "To say this is absolute bullshit and an apology is due is an understatement in my opinion. If you're not going to be held to account for your mistake (which I've no interest in seeing TBH) at least have the decency to man-up, acknowledge your fault and apologise." He then retires by telling Ritchie333 "This is probably what you were hoping for anyway...wanker".

Present day

Without Wikipedia distracting him and burning away hours, if not days of his time he has slipped into a rut that can only be described as your boring life.

Much like you, his day consists of getting up at 4 p.m. Eating cereal straight from the box and flipping channels till he finds MLP Friendship Is Magic to watch while his mother screams at him, from the top of the steps to his Basement apartment, that if he doesn't get a job soon she'll throw him out on his ass.

More wallowing in his own pitty, Robvanvee ignores all hints, from his family to take a shower and sits against a wall, rocking back and forth, hitting his head against it until he has made a good sized puddle of blood on the floor. Having no one to talk to about his Web MD diagnosed psychological problems, this is as close to communication as he can get.

No Night Life, or rather no life at all, chronic Masturbation takes over as Evil begins to whisper softly in his ears because, having no job and given up on all hobbies while his hands are left to be content with laziness, his idle hands need to be of use while his ego and his inner self needing to be gratified he finds himself at websites advertising content like Black Man on White Man Prison Porn.

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