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Ragreynolds
ragreynolds, powerword, Ryan A G Reynolds affectionately known as fagreynolds (AKA, the trollable pedophile), is a tedious Faggot, mary sue and child lover with the inability to lower his right eyebrow. In his short time in the world, he already managed to be placed under arrest, masturbate in public, become an Onision fan and thoroughly embarrass humanity, all the time trying to get attention as much as possible. He does this while obliviously believing he is the epitome of perfection.
boreynolds is suspected of having several mental disorders severe autism. He is a narcissist and himself believes that he may also suffer from OCD and Multiple personality disorder. However, all of this can be explained by the fact he is an utterly boring fag and needs some quirkness to be an interesting person.
Where did this fag come from?
YouTube
ragreynolds started his YouTube channel on August 2nd 2008, where he had a video series named "Days of Death", which was totally just a rip off of Fred videos except revolving around death, rather than pedophilia, and later on he started to make videos about him eating soup and other shit nobody cares about. He then quickly came to his senses and realized that what he was doing was a lame idea.
After taking a short break from YouTube, boreynolds returned and began making comedy videos in an attempt to try and appease his own pathetic sense of humor. As time went on, he yet again came to his fucktarded senses and deleted all of his instantly yawning videos again.
After taking yet another short break from his terribly forgettable video making adventures, boreynolds returned to YouTube once more. This time with a total of six channels: ragreynolds, REALragreynolds, ragreynoldsGAMES, ragreynoldsMMA, TheRealRagreynolds and TheLegionOfEntertain. All you need to know about these channels is that a lot of boring dumb shit happens in them frequently, and you would better waste your time fapping to some porn.
Onision.net and ragreynoldsism
boreynolds used to be an avid fan of YouTube whore, Onision. Through Onision, Ryan discovered the website onision.net, which is basically a circlejerk of unfunny faggots that actually hate Onision. Boreynolds is the top poster unsurprisingly, who somehow managed to brainwash 80% of the site into believing that he is a God, so that it was created a wannabe cult devoted to him known as ragreynoldsism.
The number of followers is unknown, which is certain that very few people were retarded enough to join this. Obviously, the whole cult is pointless and exists for the sole purpose of massaging boreynolds's insecure ego.
Some Tumblr drama no one cares
In mid 2013, boreynolds was involved in some drama with a bunch of Onision hate blogs from Tumblr. To put it simple, he overreacted by posting a bunch of over-the-top posts on these sites calling the attention of the admin of one of the blogs known as 
OnisionLogic. A typical Internet slapfight ensued, which resulted in the blog's owner being doxxed by boreynolds.
The Epitome Of Faggotry
In the early months of 2013, fagreynolds decided that he was going to write a book about how to solicit shotacon on the Internet. His sole purpose for doing this was simple, he wanted quit his job and fap to underage anime bois all day, and by adding the title of "published author" to his ego boosting list of accomplishments, he could better impress the lolis. The book is mostly about boreynolds raving about gay sexual adventures with cats, sex changes and little boys, and that's it. Given this book does exist, his parents should be made aware.
Right now, fagreynolds is in the middle of writing a second book titled, "How I became a Pussybitch". And from what everyone is hearing, he is apparently planning out a third and final installment in order to make himself more worthy of an hero than he already is.
IRL Cocksucker
fagreynolds is known to have trained his anal cavity to stretch like rubber, and has succesfully inserted the following objects into his rectum:
Items marked with a star were surgically removed by a doctor.
- Beer bottle
- Stiletto heel
- Nintendo DS
- PVC pipe
- Broomstick *
- Cactus *
- Seven cocks
- Elbow deep
He is known to be a "child abuser". There needs to be some law passed, exclusively for this faggot to prevent him molesting children half his age.
fagreynolds has been known to have partaken in gay orgies, mud wrestling, Brazilian scat porn, and is known to be a sick fuck. Someone clearly has man issues and is insecure about their penis. It's also pretty obvious that he must be pretty gay if he feels the need to grapple men in so many different ways.
Fans & Haters
Ragreynolds thinks or likes to pretend he has fans and haters. But, in reality, none of his videos have more than 400 views and all three of the fan Facebook pages he made for himself don't have 200 people in them combined. And, since it is the same people liking all three pages, he probably has less than 100.
But in his mind he is a well known Internet celebrities with a legion of fans and scores of foes. Which doesn't explain why he had to write his own article, pretend he is someone else and then get butthurt when people started editing it. Even more hilarious is the fact that in this Vanity Crap article he wrote he points out that people should not try to troll him because it can't be done and he will end up trolling you, only to then BAWWW about being called a pedo.
In short - he has no fans and no one even knows who he is. No matter how desperate he is to pretend otherwise.
How To Troll
—Ragreynolds, about himself | ||
To troll Ragreynolds all you need to do is pretty much anything since he is such a scared pussybitch that he wrote the above warning as a preemptive strike hoping to scare off trolls before they go after him.
A better way is to contact Fastpencil, (a shitplace where he tries to sell his book) at [email protected], since fagreynolds is only 16, and therefore not eligible to accept their TOS and sell his book.
Tell Amazon.com about this minor selling his shitty book, and watch it fly off the shelves.
Links
Twitter- Tumblr
- Where he tries to sell his shitty book - He even posts 5 star reviews of himself. Report him and post your own 1 star review
- Homo blog
- Onision Forums Profile
Facebook Page - Only has 48 fans.- The Epitome Of Perfection Facebook Page - wow! this one has 55! He's a real big-shot now (most of them are the same people from the other page)
- TheLegionOfEntertain Facebook Page - 35 fans. No one even knows who these people are.
- Personal Facebook - Dead. No friends.
Family
- Aimie Possibly Ryan's sister.
- Kevin Family member.
- Leanne Quite possibly his mother.
- Sean Might be his dad.
- Anne Another sister or aunt.
Gallery
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fagreynolds trying to forcefully suck another man's dick -
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See Also
- Onision
- Attention whore
- Narcissistic Personality Disorder
- Writing yourself into an article
- Realstreamnews
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