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February 2017
Wikileaks is a website that poses as a free for all wiki site to allow anonymous people of all countries to release classified government and corporate documents for the lulz, thus giving any snitch in any position of power in any country the incentive to disobey top-secret orders and betray his country for profit. It's run by Barack Obama's evil albino twin Julian Assange, whose own white messianic rise to power mirrors that of Black Jesus. Its inevitable that they will have to face each other in a fight to the death in the near future.
Some say it a good site to troll governments and other organizations and the man is constantly trying to censor it. The quality of trolling by Wikileaks has been so high, that there is no government or corporation on this earth that does not want Assange dead.
July 2014
Ever since a of bunch of testosterone seething football niggers in Steubenville, OH decided to rape the shit out of some drunk-ass party girl, KYAnonymous (aka Deric Lostutter) has fame-fagged his way into the limelight doing interviews with anyone who will listen to his stupid fucking story about how he has single-handedly brought attention to a 16 year-old rape enthusiast. For whatever fucking reason, this "OP" was nicknamed #OpRollRedRoll. We think #OpRaepAllTheBitches or even #OpSteubenville would've been a better choice, but logic doesn't exist inside the "idea" that is Anonymous. It is also a known fact that KY quietly sidestepped into the Steubenville drama after being punked by nachash and got scared into winding #OpAntibully down.
January 2014
Ryan "DDoS King" Cleary is the 19 year old leader of Anonymous and master hacker who was apprehended by police after attacking government websites, despite the fact that his DOX were plastered across the internet. He began his journey into the secretive criminal underground by construing a botnet with a group of hillbillies and proceeding to DDoS 4chan, 7chan, 420chan, and Encyclopedia Dramatica.
July 2013
Take Hunter S. Thompson and th3j35t3r, ev0, mix the three, and strip the result of the dignity, inability to give a fuck, and all other redeeming qualities; add the internet and lack of a real job. Welcome to the world of Anonymous, a strung out mediocre reporter, and self-proclaimed spokesfaggot for the "Anonymous hacktivist collective" who, despite ongoing attempts, is not a household name. A former author (read, "I wrote two articles, does that mean I work here?") for the "American Atheist", Barrett is no more than, in layman's terms, a self-righteous, opinionated, attention-seeking, cunt. Eventually concluding that big brother and godhatesfags were not enough to shove his agenda towards, Barrett decided to take on drug cartels who have guns and power, with his computer and the effectiveness of a strongly-worded blog.
June 2013
#OpRollRedRoll is an ongoing Anonymous crusade against the town of Steubenville, Ohio which is accused of slut shaming and covering up a rape. Last August, 2012, some Ohio high school football players allegedly raped some drunk slut, just like any typical Thursday in Ohio. For some reason, this shocked everybody, as when it comes to behavior when attending parties, football players are usually such paragons of temperance and virtue.
The young lads involved in the rape of the girl in question were all members of the Big Red Football team, but amongst themselves they were also charmingly known as 'The Rape Crew' - an astoundingly clever appellation that could in no way be used in a court of law to prove intent.