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Operation Pizzasplat
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When insurgents get bored, there's always trouble afoot. As was the case on the day in question. A target was chosen; a paintball store in Texas with a webcam. The harpoons were fired, starting with a wave of prank calls.
First shots fired
The harpoons were fired, with nigra's leading the way with an infantry attack of phone calls. His smiling demeanor turned quickly downhill as his character was attacked for refusing to sell his horde of Battletoads.
—fatty | ||
The Plan
Since Cableguy found the whole site, three users (The_cow, The CableGuy, And JollyNigra) watched the place for awhile. After awhile, JollyNigra formed a plan to order pizza for the whole shop. After a couple of calls asking about battletoads and shit, Many people started asking for the pizza order when a bunch of customers came in asking for a match. Eventually they put a towel over the cam.
The Order info
The order, from Pizza Hut, was simple...
- 1 PANormous with meat stuff
- XTRA Everything except toppings
- 2x 2-liter Moutain Dews
- A note saying, "I ordered this for you"
- 40 Burning hot wings
- cinnamon sticks with double icing.
—JollyNigra | ||
Pizza Hut Delivers
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Pizza's here -
Who ordered this fucking pizza? -
Where's my money? -
Nigger trying to take his meal.
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Nm, missing fried chiggin -
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=(
The Second Strike
The store nextdoor was the next to be hit, with autodials and insults coming. As with the first, pizza was ordered. Unfortunately, the store was closed by the time it should have been delivered.
Second Order
From Dominoes pizza:
- 16" Brooklyn pizza, xtra cheese, all the meat toppings
- 1 8 piece breadsticks
- 1 three chese mac-n-cheese pasta
- 2 8 piece cinna-stix.
Grand total of $32.37
Failures
—Arfalax | ||
- Gatsplat placed a blue shirt over their webcam.
- Fatty may have called the cops on JollyNigra.
- The guy who delivered the pizza to gatsplat looked like the joker without makeup. Hence Y SO HNGRY?.
- We made all the women at gatsplat look bored :(
Somebody just posted this in IRC: http://pastebay.com/21853 Says it was a friend of his from 420chan. He managed to get the info because his friend used an online fax service, and he forgot to close the window with the confirmation message.
Later that day...
The insurgents came back after their failures to check up on things. Gatsplat was still pissed and had a shirt.
But Scuba Toys was open... It wasn't long with the insurgents ordered pizza. Again. And again, JollyNigra ordered it.
The order
- PANonormous MeatLovers.
- Cinna-Stix.
- 20 wings.
- And 2 moutain Dews.
Grand total of $48.00
More
Many more phone calls were followed up, with accusations of being an black person, having a love for cock sucking and enjoying being a fat peice of shit.
—guy | ||
Eventually after enough calls and black faxing, they had enough. Both cameras were disconnected much to the joy of all those involved.
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