Oliver Anthony

Christopher Anthony Lunsford, known professionally as Oliver Anthony, is an epic troll and savvy businessman who scored a major achievement in the summer of 2023 when he pulled off baiting irritable Democrats and profiting off of inbred Conservatives effortlessly with a single song. With the heartstring tugging ballad Rich Men North of Richmond, Anthony writes a modern classic of societal strife in current US politics and begs the listener to help focus the blame where it belongs; big fat fucks

Humble Beginnings

	“	“From 2014 until just a few days ago, I've worked outside sales in the industrial manufacturing world. My job has taken me all over Virginia and into the Carolinas, getting to know tens of thousands of other blue collar workers on job sites and in factories. Ive spent all day, everyday, for the last 10 years hearing the same story. People are SO damn tired of being neglected, divided and manipulated."	„

Born poor white trash in rural Virginia, Oliver flunked out of school at the age of 17 and resigned himself to a life of Karl Childers-inspired life of traveling about the region being paid low wages for menial labor. One faithful day in 2013, Oliver did a clumsy and cracked his head open like an egg, sidelining him from his beloved workforce for over a year. Following a length of intense physical therapy he spent the next decade wagecucking in various methods, meeting salt of the earth citizens of his beloved America and empathizing with their hardships.

Finally, Old School Oliver could stand no more, and took his guitar straight to the local access music variety program with his original music tribute to these hard working men! What followed was the ushering in of a Johnny Cash of the modern era! With Rich Men North of Richmond, Oliver went to war with the lulziest targets he could think of; the Washington establishment, Jeffrey Epstein, the coastal elite, and most savagely of all: lard asses.

	“	Lord, we got folks in the street, ain’t got nothin’ to eat And the obese milkin’ welfare Well, God, if you’re 5-foot-3 and you’re 300 pounds Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds	„

Like a true oldfag, Oliver coupled his musical endeavor with commentary!

Continued Success

A normal man would have been satisfied with the impressive achievement of openly naming them as the cause of all conflict among America citizens, but Oliver Anthony is far from a normal man. In a day and age of hypersensitivity and partisanship, the modern Conservative movement saw a chance to not only trigger the libs, but earn a hefty profit as a result! Commentator Dan Bongino reached out to an industry insider contact and asked for assistance in helping promote Oliver's hit tune, confident the social media sphere would flock to it's authenticity and message of unity!

Predictably, online leftists fell for the gag hook line and sinker. Within hours of the songs viral marketing campaign and millions of hits accumulated on the video, online socialists took to comments sections and online forums to voice their frustration over the bait and switch nature of the songs lyrical message.

	“	Anthony’s ascent isn’t just remarkable for its scale. The song, which alludes to politicians and other nefarious powers-that-be, has been boosted predominantly by far-right influencers and outlets, who have hailed “Rich Men” as a new working-class anthem.	„

As planned, Conservatives saw a dogpiling of one of their own happening yet again and promptly set into action; promoting the video on their own accord and encouraging their Black friends to react to the video demonstrating it's multi-cultural appeal among all of America's citizens. As he admired his handywork of master class trolling by pitting the two subcultures against each other in a tornado of constant and self-sustaining seething, the cunning Oliver did something of monumental importance, and named the Jew for the September 11th attacks.

	“	The most revealing window into Anthony’s worldview may be a YouTube playlist he curated, “Videos that make your noggin get bigger.” The list includes performances from Luciano Pavarotti and Hank Williams Sr., but it also features several talking heads popular among the far-right — Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan — as well as multiple clips putting forward the conspiracy theory that Jews were responsible for 9/11.	„