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Michael McHugh
Early Life
On the 19th of June, 1992, in Londonderry, Great Britain, a child called Michael McHugh was born to alcoholics Trish Kindelan and her husband. Lord Syko suffered a troubled childhood at the hands of his drunk father, who would come home each night and beat his wife and son. Diagnosed with autism at the age of 6, Lord Syko would have great difficultly socially interacting with the local children in the Carlton Drive area of Strabane, Great Britain. Lord Syko was raised a Catholic and attended Holy Cross College in Strabane. After being bullied in school and failing numerous subjects - like math and English, Lord Syko decided to deliberately get expelled from school by behaving disruptively and telling teachers to "fuck off".
Michael admitted his patents received social welfare for having a disabled son, but this does not coincide with him being able to attend a school for normal children. This has lead to rumours of welfare fraud and the severity of his autism.
Religious Views
Michael is a Satanist and listens to various Satanic bands, such as Slipknot, Opeth, Pantera, Death and other angry, counter-cultural bands that preach about murder and bloody revenge.
Political Views
Michael's autism and rebellious attitude against authority evolved into him into being an anarchist individualist; however, Michael, does not practice any of his beliefs as his entire life has depended on social housing to keep to rain off his head and social welfare to buy food. It is pretty safe to assume young Michael would perish in his anarchist utopia because there would be no state to provide him with a home and welfare payments.
Social Life
Sometime in 2009, Lord Syko would become a full-time Bebo devotee and spent most of his day on a group called Debate Central. On there, Lord Syko would, again, find himself the victim of bullying as he would arrogantly proclaim that he had an excellent understanding of psychology, a brilliant grasp of the English language - despite his inability to know when to punctuate his sentences, usage of TXT SPEK and frequently use words out of context - and he believed he could manipulate all this to "accomplish the task of trolling". Of course, this all completely backfired as Lord Syko would succumb to the trolling antics of other Debate Central members: The Screaming Ninja, Second Coming, Slicker Than Your Average, many others lesser-known trolls and even AFX/Mirror Man/Anne-Marie
While only just turned 17 years old, Lord Syko would also claim he isn't a virgin, even though he spend most of his days on Bebo or playing computer games like Halo, Metal Gear Solid and World of Warcraft. Not one single person on Debate Central believed he has had consensual sex with the opposite sex.
Bullying
Even though Lord Syko has been bullied by nearly every chav in Strabane, he considered himself "cool", "hip" and "down with the times" due to his recreational drug-abusing lifestyle and passion for heavy metal music.
Despite being a victim of bullying and complaining about, this does not deter Michael from bullying other people. Because he is a sissy, Michael bullying is exclusive to the Internet where he can be found bullying emos and Twilight fans. Michael is very critical of the emo subculture and describes them as trying to be unique and "counter-cultural", as if being a heavy metal-loving Satanist is totally NOT being counter-cultural and different to the mainstream.
National Identity
Lord Syko considers himself to be Irish, but many believe this is a ploy to make him eligible for welfare in the Republic of Ireland and commit more welfare fraud in a different country. It is clear Lord Syko is loyal to his British identity as he is more than content to claim welfare off the British government despite the Irish welfare system being substantially more generous.
Career
As of May 2013, it is apparent Lord Syko is still doing nothing with his life, as he was found indulging in his old habits of sitting on the computer at 5 a.m. and at 11 a.m. on weekdays.
