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Family
Richard "Maleificus" Banks was brought up by a rather insane parental unit (Mother Jodi, Father Jim) who haven't worked a day in their life to support their children. They have taught these traits to their children, and decided its best that they and their children live off the government to get by in life. Yes, they live off the government yet they consider themselves republican
The Man Himself
When he isn't on IRC bragging or being a little Bitch about xnite hacking him or DDOS'ing him, he works at State Farm where he bitches about how his X cheated on him with his best friend and blah blah blah (Update he lost his job at state farm after throwing a fit at a customer).
The Report Your X Page
The report my x page can be found here this is where we see his X talking about how he spent $1800 on fake drugs because he's an absolute Psychopath
Richard Banks (a.k.a. Maleificus if you meet him online) is an absolute sociopath. He is manipulative, egocentric, irresponsible, abusive, and a compulsive liar. He sucked over $1800 out of my bank accounts to feed his drug habit (K2, Spice, fake pot), then threw a childish bitch fit the day I went to his parent’s house to get away from him. He tried to break my things, then when he didn’t succeed, put me in a headlock and threw me to the ground. It took two men to get him off of me. He ended up getting arrested (and tried to resist arrest. He got body slammed by 4 cops,) and charged with domestic assault. His grandiose opinion of himself knows no bounds. He has claimed he was a drug runner as a teen (lie), that his ex before me was using him and he did actually break up with her (nope! He just up and left her without telling her why! I had no clue I was ‘the other woman’ for the longest time), that he has great powers (He told me a story where lightning came down at his command. Seriously,) that he’s a vampire, that he’s a genius, and that everyone else is wrong except him. He will say whatever you want to keep his gravy train going (as in money, sex, whatever he happens to want at that particular moment) He’s also incredibly impulsive, and will throw a tantrum if he doesn’t get his way. He kept me from sleeping , and from going to the hospital until there was a way to get his drug money. Honestly, I know there’s a lot more (because random things tend to trigger panic attacks and then I remember a bit more than I did previously,) but I blocked a lot of the last 6-8 months of our relationship out, so very few things tend to be clearly remembered. He also has an unhealthy relationship with his family. It’s a bi-polar love-hate-love cycle that just. keeps. going. FOREVER. As in, they’ll be fine one day, and you’ll give them $50 for groceries, and the next day they hate you and you have no idea why. Seriously. Also, he’s a diagnosed BPD, and should be taking medication, but last I heard he’s not. So good luck with that. He’s also trying to claim I stole his car. Hard to steal a car that was in my name, paid in cash, and kept up by me before I even met him. He’s also trying to claim I stole his house. Considering I’ve paid over half the rent and he’s paid maybe… 90 days worth total (and he’s not allowed to come near me), I’d say this house is more than mine. He’s also claiming I cheated on him with his best friend. The guy I’m dating now I met 3 months after the breakup with Richard… so I’m not sure if he’s using some type of weird algebra or a time machine or what. Avoid Richard Banks AT ALL COSTS. He is not worth your time, or the heartbreak, or the countless hours of therapy you will need once the fallout occurs.
Poorfag Monologues
It seems that not only can't Richard keep a job, but he also can't keep a home either! A quick google search of his father reveals a rather interesting court case.
MIDWEST PROPERTIES ILLINOIS LLC VS JAMES TOURLE Court Room: 3D Case #: 2012LM000425
Yes, strange how everything works out. Heres some other interesting facts: They play the money shuffle game, changing ISP's left and right, don't pay one for a while, then when their net gets shut off goto another, and don't pay them for a while, then go back to the original ISP under a diff name, then play all the same tricks under that name. Well, after x period of time, the ISP forgives your debts, and you can get new service under the original name! Viola the money shuffle game. SO! lets sum this up. You live off government money (eg.~ Foodstamps), don't pay your bills, shuffle your money around and use different names to keep internet service & a roof over your head. Yet you all vote republican, a party that wants to take your free government money away and make sure you live on the streets... Idiots.
Lulz on the Old HDD
It seems that some photos were recovered from an Old harddrive of Maleificus, and after running a quick scan of "deleted" files. The photos are obviously very much embarrassing As you can see below:
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LOL WTF?
I should also mention that you left a few financial documents as well but I won't go there, shoulda used DBAN, or hell at least make an attempt at full disk encryption.
Online Cult
Richard has been part of a 1337 Online Group called DaeZig that over the last 2 months has been shutdown for being the #1 cause of suicide over the last few years. Richard now spends his time pretending to be a 1337 hacker who write an MIRC Bot that can hack into government computer systems.
The Blog
For a while Richard had decided to run a blog, where he bitched about his X & former friend (xnite) hooking up. The Lulzy blog posts demonstrate his Feelings on the matter. The blog can be found here
Some logs where he continued to bitch about xnite & Kamonra (not realizing I was there)
[2012/Jan/26 - 03:32:52] <Mal-Mal> the bitch is like a rose [2012/Jan/26 - 03:32:57] <Mal-Mal> she'll cut you on you're thumb [2012/Jan/26 - 03:33:07] <Mal-Mal> and kick you when you're down [2012/Jan/26 - 03:33:12] <Mal-Mal> and fuck you when she's done [2012/Jan/26 - 03:33:30] <Mal-Mal> your* [2012/Jan/26 - 03:33:35] <Mal-Mal> your* [2012/Jan/26 - 03:35:56] <Mal-Mal> litefyre [2012/Jan/26 - 03:35:59] <Mal-Mal> wake the fuck up [2012/Jan/26 - 03:36:18] <Mal-Mal> before i put you in my human centipede with your mouth attached to kat's ass [2012/Jan/26 - 03:36:42] <Mal-Mal> and rob attached to yours [2012/Jan/26 - 03:36:54] <Mal-Mal> lmao [2012/Jan/26 - 04:06:16] <Mal-Mal> bah [2012/Jan/26 - 04:06:26] <Mal-Mal> everyone missed my last stab at Kat and Rob [2012/Jan/26 - 04:06:27] <Mal-Mal> that sucks [2012/Jan/26 - 04:06:29] <Mal-Mal> well [2012/Jan/26 - 04:06:35] <Mal-Mal> I am not going to be doing that anymore
Logs
Richard Banks rants incoherently about conspiracy theories:
[20:42:35] <AndIrc> the illuminati are known worshipers of satan [20:44:57] <AndIrc> because they control the media. jay z, Rihanna, Madonna, gaga, they all supported Obama [20:45:19] <AndIrc> gave everything to get him in. [20:47:24] <AndIrc> ...they would not use the imagry and cryptic words if they were in the dark. but I don't think that they are to blame. they are victims of ritual [20:48:01] <AndIrc> broken and scarred...some possessed [20:48:43] <AndIrc> they HAVE to do these things [20:49:03] <AndIrc> they are under mind control [20:51:24] <AndIrc> he supports...no...he thrives on being something that god doesn't like [20:51:34] <AndIrc> abortion [20:52:00] <AndIrc> he has thrusted it forward [20:54:56] <AndIrc> that's the problem with that [20:55:04] <AndIrc> Obama was a moonshot
Richard Banks declares himself the writer of the world:
[21:13:56] <AndIrc> I am The Author [21:15:57] <AndIrc> and that is without me trying... [21:16:15] <AndIrc> imagine what I could do with a day of fasting and mediation
Richard Banks describes his psychotic anger problems and grandiose delusions:
[17:40:36] <AndIrc> Fuck [21:03:19] <AndIrc> I have a problem with letting things go. [20:47:45] <AndIrc> in hospital. [20:53:30] <AndIrc> suicidal. [20:59:05] <AndIrc> lots of things building up. [21:00:31] <AndIrc> ita hard ti be god i know im not i need to be
Richard Banks describes in-depth his grandiose delusions:
[20:42:48] <Xombie> I feel the need to explain this "narcissim" [20:43:15] <Xombie> "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck" [20:43:23] <Xombie> Everywhere I go [20:43:36] <Xombie> Chruch, my last coven, [the Internet] [20:43:39] <Xombie> I am QUICKLY [20:43:49] <Xombie> Lifted into a position of importance [20:44:05] <Xombie> When I went to church...they were ready to HAND ME THE FUCKING KEYS TO THE BUILDING [20:44:16] <Xombie> And name me the senior pastors replacement [20:44:17] <Xombie> ... [20:44:21] <Xombie> I am NOT kidding.
[21:39:18] <Mallie> Back about a month after my father raped my mother and I was conceived [21:39:45] <Mallie> My father and mother were walking down the street [21:39:51] <Mallie> Mom did not know she was preggo [21:40:47] <Mallie> My birth was predicted.
Richard Banks tells us how it is:
[21:16:39] <�08@Mallie�> Alright [21:17:00] <�08@Mallie�> Illuminati, The Masons, all this shit the tin-foil-hat people are thinking... [21:17:03] <�08@Mallie�> WRONG [21:17:08] <�08@Mallie�> Along the same track [21:17:10] <�08@Mallie�> but WRONG [21:21:30] <�08@Mallie�> Michael Jackson, Britney Snow [21:21:39] <�08@Mallie�> Were casualities of the war for our minds [21:21:48] <�08@Mallie�> Britney Spears has come close to being lost to it all too. [21:22:00] <�08@Mallie�> Basically there is a huge "Back government" controlling everything. [21:22:02] <�08@Mallie�> EVERYTHING [21:22:06] <�08@Mallie�> From WWII to now. [21:22:16] <�08@Mallie�> They start and end wars to serve their agenda [21:22:27] <�08@Mallie�> They had Obama elected, and Kim Jong Il killed [21:24:35] <�08@Mallie�> It goes so deep... [21:24:40] <�08@Mallie�> Everything we see is a show. [21:24:50] <�08@Mallie�> NOTHING is really happening without this groups approval. [21:25:07] <�08@Mallie�> They have placed camps where they are going to send the people who fail to fall in line. [21:25:15] <�08@Mallie�> They have been working on this since Hitler. [21:25:47] <�08@Mallie�> It's easier if I am asked questions...there is so much to explain...I can't really go into it all... [21:25:51] <�08@Mallie�> it comes out a jumbled mess [21:28:38] <�08@Mallie�> WWII was started by this group of financial tycoons and Satanists, prolly from the same vein as Crowley. They were carrying on where the Illuminati left off. They started it, and ended it. They planned every move for all sides.. [21:29:39] <�08@Mallie�> Every war and police action from then on was dictated by them... [21:29:53] <�08@Mallie�> In the 1950's they started infiltrating the Music Industry. [21:31:13] <�08@Mallie�> The music started shaping peoples minds about what was going on in the world, how to react. Then the 1960's came, people were drugged up on LSD and shit and fed into the message...these people who were controlled are now in our government today. Obama, Pelosi, all hippies and now guiding the greatest superpower in the world. [21:32:08] <�08@Mallie�> The major players in the industry were either sacrificed to Satan (or whatever) one by one...I believe that Helter Skelter and Manson were just a way to get Sharon Tate offed. [21:32:29] <�08@Mallie�> Sharon's Fiance, Roman Polanski put out Rosemary's Baby.... [21:32:38] <�08@Mallie�> Then Sharon Tate was killed. [21:32:44] <�08@Mallie�> It was like...perfect [21:33:04] <�08@Mallie�> They are controlling the thoughts of the mainstream agenda through music now. [21:33:20] <�08@Mallie�> They WANT people to ilegally download...so that their message can get spread. [21:33:41] <�08@Mallie�> Obama won the election through hollywood and the music industry alone, they all supported him. [21:34:27] <�08@Mallie�> They control everything we do, and even worse, the people who are IN the media...Britney, Michael, Whitney, and many more are in the KNOW about what is going on. [21:34:32] <�08@Mallie�> They are all INSANE because of it. [21:34:44] <�08@Mallie�> Brainwashed and their minds split from the trauma.... [21:34:51] <�08@Mallie�> I CAN'T STICK TO A FUCKING TIMELINE [21:34:57] <�08@Mallie�> Ask questions or something.
[21:53:59] <�08@Mallie�> Since I was young I have had visions...before I got into any of this shit... [21:54:02] <�08@Mallie�> Of a world on fire... [21:54:16] <�08@Mallie�> A war between two definitive sides. [21:54:19] <�08@Mallie�> Good - Evil [21:54:39] <�08@Mallie�> Brother was killing brother. Son killing his mother. [21:54:53] <�08@Mallie�> In the same home people were mudering each other. [21:55:06] <�08@Mallie�> I stood above it all, in both shadow and light [21:55:09] <�08@Mallie�> Uncertain [21:55:17] <�08@Mallie�> Teetering between sides. [21:55:58] <�08@Mallie�> These visions consumed my life, at the age of ten I wrote a huge novel, it contained sex, pedophiles, rape, cannibalism [21:56:02] <�08@Mallie�> My mother was outraged [21:56:07] <�08@Mallie�> Sought help for me [21:56:25] <�08@Mallie�> In kindergarten I was fixated on a young girl...by the name of Katrina [21:56:41] <�08@Mallie�> I wanted to break her wrist, I wanted to kill her, I wanted to rape her... [21:56:47] <�08@Mallie�> I was too young to think that way [21:56:50] <�08@Mallie�> yet I loved her [21:57:13] <�08@Mallie�> I did nothing with the actions. [21:57:27] <�08@Mallie�> I grew up hating God, hating my mother...hating the government and the kids in school [21:57:35] <�08@Mallie�> Yet I acted sane, I was totally cool... [21:57:47] <�08@Mallie�> I had a dream where I came to a fork in a road [21:57:53] <�08@Mallie�> I heard a voice calling from the heavens [21:58:13] <�08@Mallie�> Screaming for me to take the rocky path, screaming for me to go to the right. [21:58:22] <�08@Mallie�> Next to me stood a beautiful creature [21:58:28] <�08@Mallie�> Neither male nor female [21:58:35] <�08@Mallie�> The pointed to the clear sunny path [21:58:42] <�08@Mallie�> Told me it was the only way [21:58:54] <�08@Mallie�> The way where my skills, and my charisma could be used [21:59:10] <�08@Mallie�> I could have power, wealth, and fame. [21:59:29] * Mallie is now known as Bunny [22:00:10] <�08@Bunny�> I took the clear path [22:00:48] <�08@Bunny�> I converted from the faith I was born in (Christianity) into Satanism and left handed magic. [22:01:12] <�08@Bunny�> I spat on my mother [22:01:20] <�08@Bunny�> Laughed in her face when she spoke of God. [22:01:46] <�08@Bunny�> Told her "What can your God do to compete with the Magic that I can perform?" [22:02:18] <�08@Bunny�> I performed spells that made women fall in love with me, even one that killed an enemy of mine. [22:02:43] <�08@Bunny�> I was powerful and the beautiful creature sat next to me and promised that it would do my bidding until the End of Days. [22:03:08] <�08@Bunny�> It egged me on, told me that I could bring the world to my knees.
Richard Banks explains his crazed delusions of being a possessed pastor in his mid-teenage years:
[22:16:58] <�08@Bunny�> For four years [22:17:20] <�08@Bunny�> I preached at the church, did faith healings, healed someone of cancer...all the while feeling this nagging feeling in my heart [22:17:26] <�08@Bunny�> Feeling a burn on my shoulder [22:17:43] <�08@Bunny�> I never renounced my assiociation with the left path. [22:17:58] <�08@Bunny�> Then a girl came to me after one of my sermons [22:18:00] <�08@Bunny�> and said [22:18:12] <�08@Bunny�> "There is a demon behind you...with his hand on your shoulder"
The Internet is Serious Business
On Monday June 25th, 2012, he had clearly seen his ED page here and decided to throw a fit on an IRC network owned by a friend of mine. The little baby fit can be summed up into a few short floods including messages such as these in the channel:
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <Al`Capone> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <casimir> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <Animals> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <Skorchir> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <c0her3nt> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <junt> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <Capn_pipp> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <Loto_> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <harun79> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol [2012/Jun/25 - 21:03:02] <deceit-> XNITE IS A FUCKING PANDA NIGGER LOVING SPASTICS THAT AINT GOT NO HOME LL!lloolo!lo!lOLOLo!lo!lo!loLOL!ol!ol
And several PM's prior to channel flooding, such as these one:
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from harun79} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from Skorchir} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from Capn_pipp} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from Al`Capone} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from Animals} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from c0her3nt} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from Loto_} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from junt} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from nohomo} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
[2012/Jun/25 - 21:00:02] -Private Message- {from n0thing} [19:03:10] U THINK U FUCKING OWN ME?
AND PRIOR TO ALL THIS! The Only reason I noticed that this was going on, was because it was brought to my attention a previous flood was going on with messages such as the following, at which Point I was not online to capture the whole flood/attack.
<Shadow> ROB U REALLY WANNA FKIN TALK SHIT ABOUT ME? YOU THNK U KNOW MY LIFE? I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOUR STUPID FUCKING TRASHY ASS DOWN AND MURDER YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
HIS DAD ROBS A BANK!!
On September 4th, 2012 his dad robbed a bank by telling employees there was a bomb in his back pack, his get away car was a fucking BIKE!! Here is the news clip:
BLOOMINGTON — A 39-year-old man stopped by police 10 minutes after a robbery at a Bloomington credit union Tuesday admitted to officers he committed the crime and handed over the money he allegedly stole. The Bloomington suspect told officers “I’m the guy” when he was stopped while riding a bicycle after allegedly robbing the Bloomington Municipal Credit Union at 602 S. Gridley St., said Bloomington police spokesman Dave While. The Pantagraph does not name suspects until formal charges are filed. The suspect is expected in court Wednesday. The business was held up at 12:21 p.m. by a man described as white, in his 30’s, with a pony tail and carrying a backpack. He told employees he had a bomb in his backpack and left with an undisclosed amount of cash, said White. Ten minutes later, a man matching the suspect’s description was seen southbound on Main Street and was questioned by police and “they were advised by this suspect that he was the man they were looking for,” said White. The suspect directed police to the backpack that did not contain a bomb.
He can be found in the comments section white knighting for his dad.