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Kaplan University
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Kaplan University is a University of Phoenix knock-off, for the strong-willed, energetic intellectuals out there.
Their advertising campaign really hits home -- pages filled with stock photos of tramps you will never get to nail aside from a swazy on Second Life.
Chat InformationWelcome to online chat at Kaplan University. An Admissions Advisor will be with you shortly. Chat InformationHello, and welcome to Kaplan University Live Chat. My name is Tonya. To make this chat more interactive may I get your first name? Tonya: Hello, in order to better help you, have you spoken to a Kaplan Advisor? you: nope Tonya: Hello, how may I help you? you: tell me moar about KAPLAN Tonya: All programs are accredited and completed online, is that the type of program you are looking for? you: quantum physics Tonya: we do not offer that program Tonya: Kaplan University offers certificate, associate, bachelors and master programs in Business, Management, Criminal Justice, Information Technology, Paralegal/Legal, Education, Arts and Science, Health Care and Nursing. Several emphasis areas are available in each program to help you specialize in any of these programs you: are all these pictures on the website real students? Tonya: I do not know you: where is your campus located at Tonya: davenport, Iowa you: mind if i stop by and have a look? Tonya: I will be right with you. Tonya: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment. Tonya: you can visit the Davenport campus Tonya: here is the catalog with the address Tonya: Click here to download the Kaplan University catalog. you: k i'll be flying over you: first class Tonya: ok you: im in europe right now so hope ur university is good Tonya: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you. you: im happy to be sharing this exerience with you Tonya - I will always remember you Tonya: We are regionally accredited by the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools which is the same as any other major university. you: wow, so ur as good as harvard? Tonya: Thank you for waiting. I'll be with you in just a moment. Tonya: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you. Tonya: I will be right with you. Tonya: I'm sorry for the delay. I'll be right with you. Chat InformationThank you for chatting with Kaplan University. Your feedback is important to us. Once you close this window, please take a moment to fill out our survey and tell us how we did today.
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- Kaplan University - Get your life on track.