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Oguzhan Sert

Oguzhan Sert
Nationality: Mixed Breed Canuck  
Highscore 1 kill, 1 injured
Style Hack'N'Slash, Single player
An Hero? No
Motive Incel beliefs


Oguzhan Sert is a half-Mexican half-Turkish mongrel who on February 24th, 2020, attacked an erotic spa in Toronto, Canada in the name of the Incel Rebellion. Armed with a machete engraved with the words "thot slayer" and dressed in a matrix costume, he penetrated his 17-incher 42 times into 24-year old baby-mama Ashley Noell Arzaga. The owner of the spa, a woman, who surprisingly wasn't armed like any owner of an erotic place would be — and you know she'd be good with a pump-action shotgun — subjugated the attacker after an erotic wrestling sesh with him while sustaining serious injuries to her arm and finger, but still managing to disarm Oguzhan and incapacitate him with a stab to the back.

The only known picture of this squeaker appears to be a highly pixelated portrait, making him the literal definition of "I'm going to kill you (in Minecraft)" and also a Minecraft skin IRL. He was inspired by The Supreme Gentleman and Alek Minassian, and was the first person in Canada to be charged with terrorism because of a misogynist ideology. He described himself as a "Proud Incel" on his Steam account. After the incident, a note was found on his body which read "Long Live the Incel Rebellion." He told paramedics that he intended to kill everyone in the building and was glad to have killed at least one person. When asked by police why he identified as an incel, he said "You don't choose to become an incel. You are born one." During his sentencing, he expressed regret, claiming that "it wasn't worth it". Future incel killers, take note.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 1/20 IF SHE BREATHS... SHE'S A THOT!!!1!!
Accuracy: 10/20 swung at 2 people. struck 2 people.
Style: 5/20 less impressive Aaron Long.
Butthurt: 15/20 First Canadian to be charged for being an incel.
Bonus: 10/20 Going in mele.
Total Score: 41/100 (C,)
IF SHE BREATHS... SHE'S A THOT!!!1!!
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Madam


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Owen Lawrence

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Owen "Oz" Lawrence
Born c. 1987
Died April 28, 2025
Nationality: Chav  
Highscore Injured 2
Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? Surprisingly, yes!
Motive Columbiner/Tarrantula


Owen "Oz" Lawrence was a chav who decided to commit his so-called "Otley Run Massacre" in Leeds, England, on April 26, 2025. How did he commit a massacre in a Eurocucked country with insane gun control? A shitload of CO2 pellet guns and a crossbow. Ended up wounding two foids before he gave up and shot himself in the neck with one of his "guns", dying two days later. It's kind of impressive he managed to kill himself with such a meme "weapon". The motive? SIEGE™ Mask terrorism, self-diagnosed autism, and a strong obsession with mass killers. As a 38-year-old mixture of being a Columbiner and Tarrantula, he is the oldest member of either of those groups. Fucking manchild. Oh, he was also a Randy Stair fanboy.


Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 0/20 The Otley Run what now?
Accuracy: 0.5/20 Shot into a crowd and only walked away with 2 injured
Style: 0.5/20 That fucking mask! I hate it!
Butthurt: 5/20 Ban tactical crossbows!
Bonus: 7/20 For committing suicide with an airgun
Total Score: 13/100 (F-----)
Natural selection indeed.
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